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Dude, Where’s My Car? – Spoiler Alert: It’s in the last place you parked it. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

What About Bob? – Yeah, what about him? More context, please. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Titanic: two lovers on a cruise get lost in some hallways for a few hours#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Hayden Myers (@hayden8_is) April 14, 2021

UP – An old guy finds a way to get to Venezuela because he doesn’t want to fly on Southwest Airlines.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Les Miserables. No one recognizes anyone #DescribeAMovieBadly

— chad (@SemiCrispyFries) April 14, 2021

Speed. Woman takes public
transportation, gets to drive a bus, ignores traffic laws and finds a boyfriend #DescribeAMovieBadly

— chad (@SemiCrispyFries) April 14, 2021

Harry Potter.
Boy spends 7 yrs in the friend zone. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— chad (@SemiCrispyFries) April 14, 2021

The Hateful Eight – another Quentin Tarantino temper tantrum #DescribeAMovieBadly

— STACI BLAIR (@STACILHB) April 14, 2021

Pulp Fiction – definitely fiction; no orange juice, no pulp, bad wigs #DescribeAMovieBadly

— STACI BLAIR (@STACILHB) April 14, 2021

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The Fast and The Furious
A man who could make a fortune racing cars and owns a successful auto repair business steals DVD players for some reason. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

Reservoir Dogs – Among Us: The Director’s Cut. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— I love Corn.. dogs (@Corndoghouse) April 14, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly There’s this Princess Chick in a big circle tower thing and like, a Prince and this guy have to get her from The Black Knight dude… pic.twitter.com/0885WKOKmn

— Jonnie Sea (@TheJonnieSea) April 14, 2021

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I Am Legend
Will Smith is finally able to park in New York, but at what cost?#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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The Da Vinci Code
Tom Hanks is Indiana Jones if Indiana Jones was really boring.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly “Luther:” A man with no carpentry skills hammers nails into a church door, which gets him excommunicated and starts a world-wide-movement sparking several wars. Church replaces wood door with nail-resistent bronze.

— Perry Sukstorf (@RevnPadre) April 14, 2021

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Batman drives around destroying the cars of innocent bystanders in Gotham, and never leaves a note.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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Lost In Translation
Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson have to spend a week together in a luxury hotel in Tokyo and we’re supposed to feel sorry for them.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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Brokeback Mountain
It’s Neil Simon’s ‘Same Time, Next Year’ but with cowboys.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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28 Days Later
Guy finally meets the girl of his dreams and all it took was a zombie apocalypse.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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300
Spartans use their knowledge of slow motion to defeat the Persian army.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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Twilight
100 year old man has a relationship with a teenage girl and your mother thinks this is romantic.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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A Streetcar Named Desire
A factory worker knows his wife’s name and he won’t shut up about it.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

Snow White & the Seven Dwarves- A 14-year old girl with seven grown men, what could go wrong? #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Conner Hamlett (@hamlett_conner) April 14, 2021

The Road Warrior: “Road rage disputes over gasoline get surprisingly out of hand..#DescribeAMovieBadly

— StevieBinOP (@BinStevie) April 14, 2021

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Jaws
A shark gets killed just for sharkin’.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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Robin Hood
Hysterical survivalists hide in the woods and fight big government.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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Ben Hur
Jewish boy makes good.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

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The 10 Commandments
Moses leads his people around the desert for 40 years and refuses to look at a map.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

Some guy named Curley catches a break playing drums in a jazz band. #SorryQuestlove #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

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Top Hat
A Ginger Rogers does everything Fred Astaire does but backwards and in heels.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021

Mr. & Mrs. Smith – Brad Pitt stops to take a pee in the desert. His wife disapproves.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

The Pursuit Of Happyness – A down-and-out father tries to uncover the secret of what will make him happy.
Spoiler alert: It’s money.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Suicide Squad: MeanCrazy-Ass lookin Villains, go to a bar to blow off some Steam&Fire while TrashTalkin& Fighting &get’n served by a bat swingin biatchy bar maid.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Naomi King (@bearfoxylady) April 14, 2021

Matrix – red pill, blue pill nightmares…. snakes in the plane – flying venomous tank…. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Waddah Sharif (@SharifWaddah) April 14, 2021

Joker. A lovable loser sings and dances his way to stardom. #describeamoviebadly

— Al X. Joyce (@TheJoycey) April 14, 2021

Bambi – Young deer learns that humans are dicks to nature. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Lauren (@mommybird97) April 14, 2021

Finding Nemo – A fish swims thousands of miles across the ocean to avoid going to the dentist. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Bambi: A deer provides a man and his family with delicious meat for the duration of winter.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

101 Dalmations – A rich white woman goes shopping for a new coat. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Monsters, Inc. – A bossy little girl gets two grown men to do whatever she wants. So real life, basically.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Aladdin – A guy finds the world’s most expensive lamp but has no idea how to sell it on eBay.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Soul: A down-and-out guy gets jacked up while listening to… smooth jazz? #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

WALL-E: A robot picks up garbage, saving thousands of dollars of overhead and increasing the company’s stock price exponentially. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Joker – A lonely guy dresses like a clown to help himself feel better. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Charlie And The Chocolate Factory – A little boy with no income inherits a multi-million dollar chocolate factory. Thanks for the extra business taxes, jackass. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Office Space – A guys gets in trouble for making too much money at his job. Go figure.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Home Alone 2 – Trump helps a kid find the hotel lobby. Didn’t know the words “Trump”, “Help”, and “Lobby” could all be used in the same sentance.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Speed – Sandra Bullock drives the first and only bus to ever go faster than 10mph.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Moneyball – Brad Pitt becomes the first person in Oakland to learn math.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021

Man of Steel – Drama from home Interrupts an illegal immigrants efforts to stay under the radar in his new home #DescribeAMovieBadly.

— Suited Up (@TheFatAvenger) April 14, 2021

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