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#DescribeAMovieBadly Back to the Future – Kid befriends Old man. as a result, fights against lybian terrorists, have a hot date with his mother, invents rock and roll and changes the rules to his parents marriage. Also makes his father's boss, loose it all.
— Vinicius Watzl (@viniciuswatzl) April 14, 2021
Batman Forever : Val Kilmer was the best Batman. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Noodle (@StRiffRaff) April 14, 2021
Frozen: A group of friends search for an girl that's contemplating her sexuality. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Hunter (@hunterc0le) April 14, 2021
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory – Willy sacks entire workforce to run factory using trafficked slave labour, after getting bored he begins terrorising children.#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Michael Harvey (@iamthenewno2) April 14, 2021
J-Lo fights Ice-cube’s anaconda. Not the movie I was expecting. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Gavin (@gmanschrader) April 14, 2021
Owning a beach house in the Hamptons, allows a dead man to still be the life of the party. #weekendatbernies #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Gavin (@gmanschrader) April 14, 2021
Robot saves humans during amazing orchestral soundtrack. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Greg Wild (@Greg_Wild) April 14, 2021
12 angry men in a room… that’s it- 12 angry men #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Hazel Kurtz (@HazelKurtz10) April 14, 2021
#DescribeAMovieBadly
Backwards Bullets
and they should put that on the dang poster, cause everytime I see it pop up I wonder what the new Two Suit Guys movie is about, only to realize I've already seen Tenant.— Whynaut (@WhynautBand) April 14, 2021
Raiders of The Lost Ark
Archeologist destroys thousands of priceless relics to get one.
Also, God kills some Nazis.#DescribeAMovieBadly— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021
Jurassic Park: Let’s open up a zoo with T-rexes and a bunch of carnivorous dinosaurs. What could go wrong? Oh wait… #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Sin Kanjanasakchai (@sinniepooh) April 14, 2021
@FallonTonight I love you man- a lonely man finds another lonely man and fall in love(but who wouldn't, it's Paul rudd) #DescribeAMovieBadly
— ffenlyrad (@ffenlyrad) April 14, 2021
All Home Alone Movies: Parents neglect child, child fights armed thieves #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Sin Kanjanasakchai (@sinniepooh) April 14, 2021
Ratatouille – A hungry rat cooks his own food.#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Kalpit Deenu Sharma (@Kalpit22683645) April 14, 2021
@FallonTonight kick-ass: unpopular kids want to play dress up and kick-ass. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— ffenlyrad (@ffenlyrad) April 14, 2021
even the bond movies, the audience is always interested IN who is the leading actress , no one cares for the script. sry not sry #DescribeAMovieBadly
— devil's prada (@mrinalinibabbar) April 14, 2021
Ben Affleck goes blind and pretends to know martial arts #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Squidgybeet (@Angel_is_c00l) April 14, 2021
Successful hot lady business executive inexplicably falls in love with average looking obsessive Red Sox fanatic, and we’re never given a plausible explanation why. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— SA_90Kids Charities (@SA90Kids) April 14, 2021
Up – Old man kidnaps kid, steals zeppelin #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Ellsa Kunz (@EllsaKunz) April 14, 2021
Dumb & Dumber. Two idiots stalk a married woman by driving across the country to return her briefcase and hopefully marry her, all the while dodging mafia hit men along the way. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— High, I’m ekiM (@HighEkim) April 14, 2021
American Beauty – homophobia fuels heavy eyeliner and the filming of plastic bags. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Nova (@starflux21) April 14, 2021
Indiana Jones – the most racist and offensive movie ever. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— devil's prada (@mrinalinibabbar) April 14, 2021
A pottery guru has a weird love triangle with a inner city psychic and a ghost. – Ghost #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Leah Morrow (@JustLeah77) April 14, 2021
The Matrix – Guy finally wakes up from Virtual reality pod like a newborn baby. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Dot Tiebklang (@_DkLang_) April 14, 2021
Big boat hits an iceberg then floats around looking for a place to sink. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— WeirderIsGood (@WeirderIsGood) April 14, 2021
Man creates baseball field in Iowa cornfield after regretting not playing catch with dad.#DescribeAMovieBadly
— denise stout, author (@momof3boysj) April 14, 2021
#DescribeAMovieBadly Three kids check out the back of a very roomy closet. Chronicles of Narnia
— Jim Williams (@JrwChicubs1908) April 14, 2021
Super-Size Me: A guy who secretly likes McDonald's tricks his girlfriend into letting him eat McDonald's every day for a month. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
#DescribeAMovieBadly “Pretty Woman” Becomes a prostitute to meet ur prince charming & all ur material wishes will come true. Never underestimate the price a man will pay for sex, so don’t sell urself short bc U might end up married to a rich John. Happily ever after !!! #lnjf pic.twitter.com/rOlJKwaVUB
— Miami Beach Board (@ZaharaMossman) April 14, 2021
Soul: Disney realizes it's 2021 and there's nobody left that still listens to jazz. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
Jurassic World: Two brothers enjoy a fun-filled day at a theme park until Jimmy Fallon shows up. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
The Boondock Saints: 2 Irish guys take out bad guys in Boston while using the “F” word a lot. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Brian Schneider (@Bloner33) April 14, 2021
Soul: A rousing thriller about a down and out teacher who finds his passion, soundtracked by empowering… jazz music?#DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
Elf: Some guy with daddy issues eats noodles.#DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
The Dark Knight Rises: A guy in a COVID mask blows up the Steelers stadium for some reason. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
Pinnochio: A male proves that when you grow up, you lose all your wood. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
But a giant purple guy with a glove really likes rocks and tries to take them from the team. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Charis Crandell (@CrandellCharis) April 14, 2021
Hairspray: John Travolta in drag isn't that funny.
Battlefield Earth: Regular John Travolta ain't much better.#DescribeAMovieBadly— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
Captain Phillips
A captain gets seriously demoted.#DescribeAMovieBadly— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021
Inception – Take a nap inside of your nap's nap and wake up to get your kids back! #DescribeAMovieBadly
— A Chorus of Horace (@CaptnJazzHands) April 14, 2021
Casino Royale: A hot guy in a suit proves that if you're rich, confident, and good-looking, you might actually stand a chance in life. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
ET the extra terrestrial:
An illegal alien wades into a furious immigration debate when he joins a local biker gang. hi-jinx ensues. #DescribeAMovieBadly— Thomas Jay (@USUHNAME) April 14, 2021
The Empire Strikes Back
A father demonstrates to his son the true meaning of 'Give me a hand'. #DescribeAMovieBadly— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021
Next Friday: It's like Friday, but later.#DescribeAMovieBadly
— FreeCats (@FreeCats4) April 14, 2021
Jurassic Park: A roadside zoo owner forgets to euthanize the animals before they grow up.#DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
The Empire Strikes Back: A neglectful father cuts off his son's hand and refuses to call an ambance. Gee thanks, Dad!#DescribeAMovieBadly
— TM (@DunderMifflin84) April 14, 2021
Star Wars
A group of terrorists blow up a bunch of hard working space station employees.#DescribeAMovieBadly— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021
Jaws
A shark gets killed just for sharkin'.#DescribeAMovieBadly— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021
Old man dies thinking about his happy childhood. People remember everything else about him. #DescribeAMovieBadly https://t.co/K4ry8ET2Wk
— CowboyVampire ️ (@Wildrider51) April 14, 2021
Gone With The Wind
After watching a lot of people die, a man decides marriage isn't for him. #DescribeAMovieBadly— Albert Howell (@AlbertWHowell) April 14, 2021
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