#DescribeAMovieBadly

Old man makes his son an offer he can’t refuse! To take over the family’s olive oil business. – The Godfather Trilogy#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Bob Handleman (@baner3_bob) April 13, 2021

Lolita- Matt Gaetz’s biography #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Ophelia Rue / Ledrak (@OpheliaRue1) April 13, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly Jurassic Park: rich guy has bad idea for amusement park. Invites grandkids to see the park. Amusement park attractions start attacking and killing people. Rich guy learns lesson. Grandkids left traumatized. Science screwed up forever. still

— Luke (@Lukerduker87) April 13, 2021

Three women tries to murder and rape Principal Prickly by jamming a gun into his keister while trying to cut open his body and ends up going to: #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/oI8ioyLAhu

— Lamar Jackson (@lamarjackson2) April 13, 2021

Rocky IV – Rocky enters the ring against his toughest opponent yet, Russian fighter, Drago. Will he be able to… Never mind. He wins. We all know he’s going to win. Even the Russian crowd knew he was going to win. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Dennis Lewis (@DRLewisJr810) April 13, 2021

Bloody Valentine – Prodigal son returns home to take over the family business and reconnects with his high school sweetheart. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Staci Class (@ClassStaci) April 13, 2021

Gone With The Wind: The Confederates lose, but stubborn right wingers keep up the charade for another 150 years….after all, tomorrow is another day#DescribeAMovieBadly

— catgoan (@catgoan) April 13, 2021

Roadhouse – it really did get worse before it got better. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Gary Garcia (@Garygar2185) April 13, 2021

A group of misfit kids, tormented by rich jerks and hunted by criminals, go down the coolest water slide ever invented. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Bold Prediction (@Mike_knowsstuff) April 13, 2021

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Fever Pitch: An immature ne’er do well lures the little girl from E.T. to sit with him at baseball games. Adam Sandler probably directed this movie, I bet.

— Chris Heppe (@heptomaniac) April 13, 2021

CARS – Doc Hollywood (1991) but animated Cars #DescribeAMovieBadly

— marisa (@marisa_corona) April 13, 2021

Wonder Woman 2: Awkward girl gets a makeover, embraces leopard print. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/Ivq5OncYrK

— Lizzy is looking at property on Peridea (@Liz_Charnes) April 13, 2021

Girls Girls Girls – just like any other Elvis movie #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Cocoa (@JbirdCocco1958) April 13, 2021

Look Who’s Talking Now: Bitches and Babies out on the town and out of control.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/pJd5tc2rSp

— Mildly Amused (@how_tointrovert) April 13, 2021

Jurassic Park – A man at a gigantic zoo jumps over the fence into a huge animal cage and has the nerve to be shocked when the animals in the cage attack. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— sockruhtese (@sockruhtese) April 13, 2021

Titanic- A poorly built cruise ship sinks and everyone blames it on the iceberg. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Natalie Wilson (@nwilson1989) April 13, 2021

A farmer has a bad trip, starts to hear voices and tears down his crops and causes his family to be poor.
Field of Dreams.#DescribeAMovieBadly#dexterstallworth.com pic.twitter.com/NKRBMJj8wb

— Dexter Stallworth (@Dexter_921) April 13, 2021

New kid in town arrives with a chip on his shoulder & begins bullying the children and flirting with their girlfriends. Bullied children fight back. Bully learns karate from old man to bully more effectively. #karatekid #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Eric Mentzer (@eric_mentzer) April 13, 2021

Legally Blonde – Blonde sorority woman discovers she’s actually smarter than the guy who dumped her when she follows him to law school. No, wait! That actually describes the movie well. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Mike Allman (@Supergirl_Lover) April 13, 2021

A classical music snob learns to love jazz on a trip to Italy – talented mr. ripely #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Dave Copeland (@CopeWrites) April 13, 2021

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Seven – Brad Pitt gets a fun surprise.

— Justin Donaldson (@duckerford) April 13, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly A Cartoon Rabbit gets wrongfully framed…Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

— Spencer Karter (@SpencerKarter) April 13, 2021

An orphaned kid with a scar finds stone in castle- Harry Potter and sorcerers stone #DescribeAMovieBadly

— JP S (@JPsode) April 13, 2021

Possessed toys who secretly play the mannequin challenge because of jealousy issues. AKA-the plot of Toy Story #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/MjjCbaSlhW

— Blair Hicks, Ed.S. (@BlairHicks6) April 13, 2021

#NapoleonDynamite, a high school coming of age movie involving moon boots, chapstick, and an epic tetherball game. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Philip C. Grieco (@pcgrieco13) April 13, 2021

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Star Wars
Li’l Kim and Rihanna star in a true to life docudrama about the infamous feud between Bette David and Joan Crawford. This epic docudrama spans decades including the iconic wire hanger battle in the cloud city Bespin. ” I am your mommie dearest!”

— Ken AKA Non-Listing Vessel (@kenpgh) April 13, 2021

Frozen 2 – two sisters who find out they’re half native who also have a love hate relationship between them #DescribeAMovieBadly

— pp (@prit3351) April 13, 2021

Deliverance: Four best friends go on a canoe trip. Three have a good time. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Jeremy Wallace (@jrwallace2000) April 13, 2021

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Snow White: A girl makes friends with 7 guys with severe physical and emotional handicaps.

— Tom Vogel (@TomVogelJr) April 13, 2021

Just a boat, sailing in front of an iceberg, asking it to move. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Dawn Bartley (@DawnBartleyAuth) April 13, 2021

Possessed toys who secretly play the mannequin challenge because of jealousy issues. AKA-the plot of Toy Story #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/bCoLAuEJQ7

— Blair Hicks, Ed.S. (@BlairHicks6) April 13, 2021

A woman is pregnant and her husband can’t think of the words to express his gratitude. But his friends show up and help him out. #mother #DescribeAMovieBadly

— burning messiah (@Danteonahike) April 13, 2021

Jaws- They needed a bigger boat. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Natalie Wilson (@nwilson1989) April 13, 2021

The guy who keeps his shirt on during the beach volleyball game dies – top gun #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Dave Copeland (@CopeWrites) April 13, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly (Avengers infinity war) Another one bites the dust

— KING DOGGE (@Steve83369485) April 13, 2021

A guy gets piss drunk, then get busted. Now he has to punk a bunch of kids into playing hockey. They really suck all the way up until this new kid shows up out of nowhere and he’s super good, but his dad is a giant dick. They learn to fly in a V and win. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Arawn (@ArawnGaming) April 13, 2021

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes:
Ditzy blonde nightclub worker subsumes gravelly voiced child in her plan to extort money from unappealing simpleton #DescribeAMovieBadly

— CaseyC (@hibernianlady) April 13, 2021

Harry Potter- A boy continues to attend a school where people are always trying to kill him. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Natalie Wilson (@nwilson1989) April 13, 2021

Boston man meets a girl & repeatedly chooses sporting event over relationship.

Proves his love during the fever pitch of a play-off game.

They live happily ever after…

…potentially with a daughter named Carla Yastrzemski.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— TK421 (@teakay421) April 13, 2021

Batman v Superman – Two men bond when they learn their moms share a name. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Mike Allman (@Supergirl_Lover) April 13, 2021

Alpha. Caveman adopts a puppy. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— FitForAJake (@FitForAJake1) April 13, 2021

Robert deniro teaches a cat to use a toilet. – meet the parents #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Dave Copeland (@CopeWrites) April 13, 2021

Toy Story – it takes a kid 24 hours to find out he left his toys in the van. He must have not looked very well. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Jordan64 (@jordan64g) April 13, 2021

Hunger games: teen girl takes sisters place in battle to the death #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/W3a18L6EZu

— Gerri Tsaftarides (@GerrieBerrie) April 13, 2021

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Teen Wolf: Marty McFly takes a weird turn… he becomes super hairy in high school, takes up sports, and makes bullies pee their pants. We get to meet his dad who did the same thing when he was younger.

— Chris Heppe (@heptomaniac) April 13, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly #BigMonkeyVsBigDinoVsBigMetalDino#Spoilers

— Justin Shott (@Justinalongshot) April 13, 2021

Fifth Element : Ex military grunt who’s been in other “numbered” films works with monks to save the perfect being and falls in love all the way through all the gun blasting and alien opera. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Get Down Moses (@terisaterror) April 13, 2021

Toy Story – A stuffed doll tries to murder a plastic action figure out of jealousy. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— emily652 (@Nina76743974) April 13, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly A bunch of guys take a very long time returning a bit of jewelry to the manufacturer. pic.twitter.com/vWjT53hDNZ

— (((Common Man))) (@hydar) April 13, 2021

Forest Gump- A man with a learning disability tells his life story to different people at a bus stop. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— kerry (@kerryannprutz) April 13, 2021