#DescribeAMovieBadly

#Hollywood only makes five movies:
1. Loser gets revenge.
2. Bunch of guys whack each other.
3. People steal stuff.
4. Eccentric woman gets hunk.
5. Stupid CG creatures fart around.
#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Grégoire Swan (@GregoireSwan) February 4, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly A man’s wife and all of his children but one are gruesomely murdered. Some years later, when his only son is kidnapped, the man must find his son with nothing but the help of a mentally challenged woman. Finding Nemo.

— lolo (@hiitslo1) February 4, 2020

Deep Impact…the feel good disaster flick of the summer! #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/y2yIQQFF8B

— Dean (@meandeanwriter) February 4, 2020

Awkward lady gets the Queer Eye treatment. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/AQGTqLnog0

— Patsfan4evah (@patsfan4evah) February 4, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly #BirdsOfPrey Warner Brother’s last attempt to make a movie connected to the DCEU. While trying to also appeal to a certain demography by making the whole plot about a gay pedophile mob boss’s dick pic in a diamond that a 13 year old kid swallows pic.twitter.com/rbTfRWIBv2

— Nervotic (@JNervotic) February 4, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly
The Hobbit – Small man leaves his house.

— Your friendly neighborhood GIF hoarder (@slay_wright) February 4, 2020

Thelma and Louise: Two ladies get pissed off at their husbands and drive off a cliff – – thereby ruining a perfectly good vintage convertible. #describeamoviebadly

— Kristin Lavitola (@The_Kristin) February 4, 2020

Castaway: FedEx employee-turned-islander makes friends with a lovely volleyball gent. #describeamoviebadly

— C Parrish (@holdontosanity) February 4, 2020

Road To Perdition – Stalked by a paparazzo, a boy and his dad set off on a road trip.

#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/8QBchMMali

— Thrin – Official Keeper Of Your Permanent Record. (@Thrinworks) February 4, 2020

Bury your dead pet or loved one to be reincarnated into evil baddies. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/ayel89Shkw

— John Reyes (@2pogi4u) February 4, 2020

Gremlins: A pack of baby Yodas misbehave after a midnight snack. #describeamoviebadly @jimmyfallon

— Kristin Lavitola (@The_Kristin) February 4, 2020

Snow White: A sleeping teenager is molested in the woods by a caped crusader while living with seven height challenged grandpas with big noses. #DescribeAMovieBadly @jimmyfallon

— Kristin Lavitola (@The_Kristin) February 4, 2020

A couple wastes everyone’s time, ruins 2 weddings, breaks people’s hearts, and pretends they don’t like each other, just to finally admit they’re in love.
4 Weddings and a Funeral#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Dalanis (@DaniePrecisa) February 4, 2020

Bring it on – It’s sexy, it’s cute it’s popular to boot #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Soph26ie (@DuguidSophie) February 4, 2020

The Irishman-All your favorite gangster actors spend 3 hours trying to convince you they’re younger and that the book is shorter!! #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Lynn Sane ️ (@lynn_sane) February 4, 2020

The Enforcer: Introspective crime fighting crusader has a big gun…. Ahh you get it #DescribeAMovieBadly

— William Carmichael (@William78863305) February 4, 2020

Kal Penn being just another horny Indian dude and getting paid for it. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Yash Noolkar (@shagme3times) February 4, 2020

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— zunairah farooq (@zunairah_farooq) February 4, 2020

Girl steals garden ornament, people think it’s sweet #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/EfidHrCYa8

— Lovatts Crosswords & Puzzles (@lovattspuzzles) February 4, 2020

Kids fight to keep an alien out of a cage. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/4HXlZWWYXR

— AST Pet Support Suit (@PetSupportSuit) February 4, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly Raiders of the Lost Ark – One man’s treasure is another man’s new face

— Jeff Mayer (@the_mayer1) February 4, 2020

Four men set out to prove that disposing of things that go bump in the night, trumps millions of dollars in property damage! #Ghostbusters #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Peter/Styli Caine (@caine_83) February 4, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly
A philosopher teaches life lessons to alcoholics with his feet and hands pic.twitter.com/Y0LmUiNeA9

— Christopher (@TopherStills) February 4, 2020

Man Shoots Dog #DescribeAMovieBadly

— David Limbaugh – DavidInMidTn on Threads (@david4potus2020) February 4, 2020

Ship sinks; people drown. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Kate Duvall (@kmdvl06) February 4, 2020

A deep-sea oil driller flies to a rock to stop it hitting a bigger rock. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/RFYTFlqvjs

— Lovatts Crosswords & Puzzles (@lovattspuzzles) February 4, 2020

Magnum Force: Introspective crime fighting crusader has a really big gun that blows enormous holes in people. The End #DescribeAMovieBadly

— William Carmichael (@William78863305) February 4, 2020

From enemies, to brothers, to business partners, grown-ups#stepbrothers #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Jes (@legallyblnde831) February 4, 2020

Brian Keith and Sean Connery are designers of Nuclear missile space platforms. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— GIR Loves Waffles parody account … or is it? (@GIRsdoomsong) February 4, 2020

Pulp fiction: John Travolta does drugs, talks about feet and has a bladder problem. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Strange Wang (Charlie Hustle) (@WangStrange) February 4, 2020

Memento: Dude Where’s My Car 2 #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Mr. Standard (@Blake_Standard) February 4, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly A gorgeous actress who sang way better than the original (tho both are British), so many costume changes that they wore her out, wearing wigs that made her want to tear her real hair out, being tossed all over like an Raggedy Ann doll…such fun! (NOT!)

— Sharon Upstate NY (@SharBreads) February 4, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly
Two men, one tent, and a whole lot of ‘rassling pic.twitter.com/ALYVeNv7Bn

— Christopher (@TopherStills) February 4, 2020

The Exorcism of Emily Rose – A girl does a strange dance in an old house #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Shnigly_96 (@PaulyDcfc) February 4, 2020

Dirty Harry: Introspective crime fighting crusader has a big gun that blows enormous holes in people. The End #DescribeAMovieBadly

— William Carmichael (@William78863305) February 4, 2020

A comedian/raconteur’s younger days depicted in black and white.

#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/dPhPzG15mL

— Thrin – Official Keeper Of Your Permanent Record. (@Thrinworks) February 4, 2020

Homicidal maniac, devoted to his mother, dreams of having sex with with an embezzler, then commits murder to clear his conscience. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/GGRvNMPgQk

— Ellen Garrison (@EllenTrailerDog) February 4, 2020

Teenage welder seduces her boss with a lobster. #DescribeAMovieBadly #Flashdance

— Agi (@AgiSaari) February 4, 2020

Taxi: Cop in love with his superior takes on bank robbers with the help of the cab driver with dreams of racing for NASCAR #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Colton (@ColtonWatkins8) February 4, 2020

In Jaws, a fishing trip takes a surprising turn. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— AST Pet Support Suit (@PetSupportSuit) February 4, 2020

Pimping is not . The pimps R now the different social media platforms like IG, SnapChat, and even FB. But I’ve yet to an actual application to be a MODEL on any media platform #IowaCaucuses #DescribeAMovieBadly #China

— Chase Madison (@ChaseMadison13) February 4, 2020

A cautionary tale about the stresses of the workplace, and the dangers of micro-management.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/ioiNpKi7WN

— Erich Walrath (@ErichWalrath) February 4, 2020

A phone call to home is the one thing this little gray boy wants….can he get it in time?? #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/36OXzKdpF8

— VerySouthWest (@VerySouthWest) February 4, 2020

Strip club has very poor reviews, very high body count. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— C:\Users\Brad\misc\lament.cfg (@bmillette) February 4, 2020

Ted&- boy wishes for a friend instead gets a talking teddy and then the Teddy struggles with sex/drug/alcohol addictions #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Shnigly_96 (@PaulyDcfc) February 4, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly

The neighbors are all crazy. But we called the pizza dude! pic.twitter.com/zLRZVBtlte

— misanthropic codger (@CybeleSees) February 4, 2020

Uncut gems: Adam Sandler takes the Hanukkah song a bit too seriously. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Strange Wang (Charlie Hustle) (@WangStrange) February 4, 2020

Pretty men riding horses -Tombstone #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Cheryl (@cherylob1999) February 4, 2020

John wick- guy goes on murder spree trying to kind out who killed his dog #DescribeAMovieBadly

— michael (@Bigmike955) February 4, 2020

Cats- HORRIBLE!!!!!!
#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Alexis (@Alexis57472253) February 4, 2020