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The worst (and therefore best) movie description I ever heard was back in high school, when a student was loudly telling someone about the final phone call in SILENCE OF THE LAMBS:
"And then he said, 'I gotta go eat an old friend.'"#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Stephen Couch (@StephenSofa) February 3, 2020
Jaws: Killer Shark do do do do do do Need a Bigger Boat do do do do do do…#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Brian Downing (@downing413) February 3, 2020
The Lion King is just a movie about how two guys turned one of the biggest carnivores in the world into a vegan. #DescribeAMovieBadly https://t.co/dhwR0lwEDx
— Frankie P (@FrankiePbass) February 3, 2020
St Elmo's Fire: Everyone's favorite huggable muppet character gets recognized for performing miracles on Sesame Street before turning to a life of arson and burning down Oscar's trash can. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— underscore (@the_under_score) February 3, 2020
War of The Worlds-Tom Cruise running for his life through the whole movie. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Nicole Knesek (@luckypugowner) February 3, 2020
#4february #rushlimbaugh #callum #describeamoviebadly #caucusforyang #شارك_بصوره_ابوكَ #deathnote #thewonderful101 #capela #pedrobial #geazy #jackchambers #aircanada #georgesteiner #神奈川県民 #dunkaroos #quagliarella #vesuvio #presidentmacron #machecefregamachecemporta pic.twitter.com/yUgHU1C9tt
— Thesameexactphotographofthepersonnamedlucaproietti (@Samephotograph_) February 3, 2020
Les Miserables: Its very sad #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Secret___Tunnel (@TunnelStream) February 3, 2020
Cars (Cars) #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Matt Agoncillo (@mj_agoncillo) February 3, 2020
Boy meets girl they go on a boat it sinks he dies. Titanic #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Lee Saunders (@LeeSaunders72) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly
Teenager gets radicalized by a terrorist cell and kills 1.5 million people.#theempiredidnothingwrong pic.twitter.com/W6oJbzIzcM— Stephen C. (@MrMammalz) February 3, 2020
Aliens: Women aren't taken too seriously even when having first hand experience combating aliens. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/LKOgLMPtbH
— Lili Munster (@lili_munster) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly Men wearing black suits an sunglasses
— teenser no longer defeated (@cmoog57) February 3, 2020
Project X: Ferris Bueller teaches monkeys to fly #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Not that Gabe, I'm (@the_other_gabe) February 3, 2020
Rural family's effort to reduce noise pollution is only partly successful. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— like a Dexcom G6 (@shulamithbond) February 3, 2020
Pirates Of The Caribbean: the one which was amazing but that lost its main character bc of false allegations #DescribeAMovieBadly
— reichel (@justraches) February 3, 2020
Hey! Who wants to see two stoners getting a burger?-Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle.
— Ironman Icon (@IronmanIcon) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly A Silent Movie pic.twitter.com/kBcHKFxecE
— Paul M.A.Thompson (@FriedelThompson) February 3, 2020
Bald guys driving cars #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/135Hcbe8EN
— Joel Austin (@RunDaJoels) February 3, 2020
Star Wars: Old man watches over teenager and convinces him to kill his dad.
#DescribeAMovieBadly— random12yearold89420 (@random12yearol1) February 3, 2020
National Treasure.. do I need say more. #NationalTreasure #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Tiffany Glass (@GardinerGeorgia) February 3, 2020
Cats. Cats #DescribeAMovieBadly yea that’s how bad it was ️
— Adil (@adilmujeeb1) February 3, 2020
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button: Man child falls in love with a dancer. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Wanderlust Pegasus (@WolfAxolotl) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly Frozen – girl gets super duper cold powers, runs away ,sister finds her , snow man , moose , Hans, cold never bothered them anyway.
— Chad (@dadof6girls) February 3, 2020
The wizard of Oz – A girl has lucid dreams about her Uncles #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Josef Zerter-Gossage (@JosefZg) February 3, 2020
Two college kids use problem solving and critical thinking to locate their lost transportation.
Dude Where’s my Car#DescribeAMovieBadly— Matthew Cook (@MattCook825) February 3, 2020
Adam Sandler gets his gems cut #DescribeAMovieBadly
— frogger (@lefroggere) February 3, 2020
Peter Pan: a guy who gives “magic dust” to children in their bedrooms. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Vika (@WittyVika) February 3, 2020
Kill Bill #DescribeAMovieBadly Bride murders uninvited guests for spoiling her wedding day. pic.twitter.com/yMlwfACrG1
— heather (@_heathie_) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly
Lord of the Rings- Men amazingly for thousands of years kept the most precious ring on earth from ever falling in the hands of a woman.— Ironman Icon (@IronmanIcon) February 3, 2020
A tale of one man's selfish journey to kill his dad and kiss his sister in space. #starwars #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Tiffany Glass (@GardinerGeorgia) February 3, 2020
Fight Club: Uh, I’m not supposed to talk about it #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Nicole (@nicolecaklos) February 3, 2020
Casablanca..a bookie loves a beautiful woman but dumps her for a short, chubby Frenchman #DescribeAMovieBadly
— BozoTheDistrictAttorney (@AttorneyBozo) February 3, 2020
The one with the car chase with loads of explosions #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Eddie @ MCM London (@EddieMakesGames) February 3, 2020
Call Me By Your Name – Sad teen fucks a peach #DescribeAMovieBadly
— sad pescatarian (@sadpescatarian) February 3, 2020
Braveheart – Brexit with Bagpipes#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Josh Dearborn (@joshdearborn) February 3, 2020
Se7en – A disturbing unboxing video #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Mike Kevan (@MikeKevan) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly Ungrateful woman cheats on fiance with hobo, leaves that hobo to die, and then throws the engagement gift into the ocean. pic.twitter.com/7pnBWX7Lz9
— Lendrigan Games (@LendriganGames) February 3, 2020
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan…Older admiral realizes too late that he should have reviewed his training before going back to his ship #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Edward Meltser (@Edward_Meltser) February 3, 2020
Willy Wonka: An old man is ousted for defrauding disability department after winning trip of a lifetime #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Secret___Tunnel (@TunnelStream) February 3, 2020
The Terminator – Future mother of Jesus 2.0 falls in love with the asexual robot sent back in time to kill her. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Deeva G (@deeinabox) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly https://t.co/crQGNHoIvA
— Stefan Scholl (@Stefan_S_from_H) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly
Insanely depressed kid loses his mind for the rest of his life and becomes an pro-obesity activist bc his life is basically “Perfect” by Simple Plan, but set in England. ~Charlie and the Chocolate Factory @jimmyfallon— Justine Maverz. (@crazydominant) February 3, 2020
Some people bring their friends back from the dead, then gang up on a bully and his crew. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Bill Bushman (@BillBushman) February 3, 2020
Bad Moms. – Reality expose’ on how female best friends cope with divorce, sex after divorce while raising kids that hate you.#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Teri Cassada (@Teribliss25) February 3, 2020
The hunchback of notredame: a fun Disney children’s movie about a psychopath who likes to feel superior to disabled people and doesn’t care for consent. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Vika (@WittyVika) February 3, 2020
Man sports a dodgy hair cut, watches a shocking amount of porn at the cinema and drives around in his taxi stalking your woman from the Bruce Willis detective show without picking up many or any customers. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/ljhCrPUKyi
— Dee Curran (@DeeCurran1) February 3, 2020
A clown steals from a bank, blows up a hospital to meet a guy who dresses up as Bat – The Dark Knight #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Joe Serrano (@frosted_joe) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly La La Land – 'Man Opens Business'
— Cultural Popcorn (@culturalpopcorn) February 3, 2020
Shawshank Redemption: A dude crawls threw 500 yards of raw sewage to escape prison. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— BeeWeeMcGee (@BeeWeeMcGee1) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly
Bang… bang… pew…pew…
Bad man dead. pic.twitter.com/u814hgiAc7— Deplorable Dodger (@sirsassalot) February 3, 2020
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