#DescribeAMovieBadly

a bunch of guys go get dressed really nice for a boys brunch and then harvey keitel n tim roth both get their period at the same time #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Dumb (@ChavezisMean) September 18, 2021

Parent Trap: a pair of parents hate each other SO MUCH that they separate their twin daughters and just plan to never see each other for the rest of their lives

“I take that one I guess…” ‍️ #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Allie Paige Roberts (@alliepaigeee) September 18, 2021

Jaws: Local foodie Bruce uncovers the townspeople’s plot for his murder and decides to fight back. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Clint Baldridge (@Yukkemups) September 18, 2021

The Shining- A family first Air BnB experience goes horribly wrong
#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/H64TJAPhMs

— M|D.NDAMBUKI II (@SanchDenno) September 18, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly https://t.co/9R0rPIQxGG

— alexandria (@tifftargaryen) September 18, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly you guys more concerned about finding their car than they are a job. pic.twitter.com/REi94YsyKv

— SoFloMan (@Iamtherealpiman) September 18, 2021

An alcoholic, orphan, old guy, dude w/ some serious anger issues, point break, and male katniss team up to stop point breaks brother’s “major daddy issues” meltdown #DescribeAMovieBadly

— misplaced vowels (@Smilinjai) September 18, 2021

A Sith Lord fools everyone into granting the Emperor unlimited power #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/9xT8YNx0d2

— mrjafri (@StarlordZiggy) September 18, 2021

2 Irish Saints w/ guns,
1 chases zombies, the other dipped in powder, upsidedown drinking w/a broken proverb Bartendener.
Pennies to Heaven w/a prayer over the dead gansters of Boston #etSpiritusSancti
Daddy helps too #BoondockSaints #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Kate (@Endl3ssNit3s) September 18, 2021

Shang-chi & the Legend of the 10 Rings – a story about floating rings taking over your life when all you want to do is karaoke #DescribeAMovieBadly https://t.co/bPArMQjpAk

— Daniel Posey (@SirDanielPosey) September 17, 2021

Archeology professor goes on an adventure in an attempt to hide a box from Nazis that end up finding it and melting their faces off anyways. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Gigi Nelson (@gillpops07) September 17, 2021

A guy steals some bread and things escalate very quickly. Could either be Aladdin or Les Miserables. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Just keep swimming (@Ifoundnemo1208) September 17, 2021

Rich Guy Has Cool Parties and a lot of shirts #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/qP4XPkfcDm

— Tony Bro (@ToneQapo) September 17, 2021

a boat hits some ice and everybody drowns. #describeamoviebadly

— El Jefe the Mastadonian now on infosec.exchange (@ElJefeDSecurIT) September 17, 2021

An over protective father must utilize the aid of a greatly confused individual in order to find his son who was kidnapped by a Doctor who is notorious for terrorizing children. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/KaZGwPDlYp

— Chase Swartz (@Chase_Swartz3) September 17, 2021

Tom Hanks gives Robin Wright Penn AIDS. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Jason Breslin (he/him/his) (@jasonbres) September 17, 2021

Half naked man befriends a football in paradise.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/6z2ufCmOf0

— Anonymous Bloke (@anonymous_bloke) September 17, 2021

Fever Pitch: talk show host lands one of Charlie’s Angels ??? and there’s baseball. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— HarleyJ (@harles15j) September 17, 2021

Man discovers he is living out the fantasy of every teenage girl in America. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/MIsoxRdBnl

— HotCorner (@HotCorner6) September 17, 2021

The new guy in school transforms a classmate from the unpopular loser to the guy taking down the class bully.#describeamoviebadly https://t.co/y9gXBIWTLo

— Mason- (@DC_Mas8n) September 17, 2021

Instead of seeking medical attention, guy with untreated insect-bite puts on pajamas and squirts fluid at people. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Max Ater (@MaxAter) September 17, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly Groundhog Day:
Daily events repeat themselves and daily events repeat themselves.

— Doja BAT! (@sanguinesque) September 17, 2021

Deadpool: A guy takes a non-FDA-approved drug and develops a very bad skin condition. #Describeamoviebadly

— Paul Vaeth (@comicstars1) September 17, 2021

The Silence of the Lambs: A Senator’s daughter goes on a happy vacation. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Sir Gerbil Macintosh (@Sir_Gerbil) September 17, 2021

An angel without wings helps a banker #describeamoviebadly https://t.co/C2Zg4Ev61E

— Be Kind. she/her (@amyellen68) September 17, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly Pulp Fiction:
Revives John Travolta’s Career and Uma Thurman simultaneously!

— Doja BAT! (@sanguinesque) September 17, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly Jaws:
Roy Scheider refuses to hide from lone shark.

— Doja BAT! (@sanguinesque) September 17, 2021

Two stoners “inadvertantly” smoke up a local drug dealers #weed. They steal neighbors money to pay the guy back but bully takes for himself. Guys end up hitting bully with brick to get money back. #debtpaid #DescribeAMovieBadly

— John Spalding (@sgemediagroup) September 17, 2021

Die Hard: It’s about an overworked NYC police officer trying to win back the love of his estranged wife by surprising her in LA #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Andrew McCarville (@AndrewOmac) September 17, 2021

A nightmare on Elm St. – a small town group of neighbors start dying in there sleep – killer still at large. #describeamoviebadly

— Pauldmccartney80 (@Pauldmccartney0) September 17, 2021

College professor battles Nazis and daddy issues. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/vgyEL4NLbK

— Martin Porter (@TheCyclingScot) September 17, 2021

Home Alone: An abandoned child maims and tortures two home invaders during Christmastime.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Egregious Philbin (@CS_Longshanks) September 17, 2021

Parents are so annoyed with their child they banish him to the attic and make him survive on his own #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/vmiLPD6gJS

— Terry Alexander (@patriots87fan) September 17, 2021

Brother and sister do coke. She tries to sleep with him. They make a bet to deflower a chick. He dies #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/QrwerjN9ht

— Acidic Blonde️ (@Acidic_Blonde) September 17, 2021

A Fleeting odor of eating at chipotles #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/vwsmiPHH4G

— U_GotMySix (@GotmysixU) September 17, 2021

There’s dancing, but also someone put a baby in a corner? Why would they do that? #DescribeAMovieBadly @FallonTonight

— Zack Morrison (@ZackMorrison18) September 17, 2021

A lot of physical activity in the sand and everyone loves it.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Ivica Milarić (@filmzadanas) September 17, 2021

Moana: Crazy chicken reverses climate change. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— C (@Sinceritas_C) September 17, 2021

Tremors: Earthworms’ revenge. #describeamoviebadly

— Elizabeth (@ElizaREEL) September 17, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly a man with depression for years because someone didn’t like him being strong pic.twitter.com/LaJekFPfoY

— dakera (@greendakera) September 17, 2021

Three brothers hook up with a TB patient and shoot a bunch of people in broad daylight.#describeamoviebadly

— Phyllis Cady (@Anglo_phyl) September 17, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly
A bunch of Ken and Barbie lookalikes and Meryl Streep play bubblegumsugarpopdisco and yell “Mama Mia” twice.
Seriously- why is ABBA in the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

— gavito@jimiduane66s (@jimiduane66) September 17, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly an oceanographer, a cop, and the local old salt go fishing off of Cape Cod.

— fawn liebowitz (@rubyruby720) September 17, 2021

…so it’s Oedipus Rex in outer space. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Grant (@UnicornUnbound) September 17, 2021

Average teen Marty McTime journeys to the past to make out with his mom thanks to a magical time traveling skateboard given to him by a kindly old wizard named Doc. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/qGSILV4rVD

— James Cole (@jrwcole) September 17, 2021

Boy goes to boarding school and starts 7 year gang war. #DescribeAMovieBadly #harrypotter @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon

— Ponytail N. Glasses (@ponyglasses) September 17, 2021

Lord of the Rings: Male lovers climb a mountain for some hot burning action. #DescribeAMovieBadly https://t.co/x5DCSTFiti

— Knicky B. from Harlem (@KnickyFrmHarlem) September 17, 2021

This guy’s dad said that he dealt with the bad guys and that thing they used to make super bad guys He lied they killed the guy’s wife and infected his son’s girlfriend and he got yeeted out the realm #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/hg2dopyFC6

— Free Honesty (@W_FitzW) September 17, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly just a bunch of tigers and dragons hiding and crouching

I dunno never seen it pic.twitter.com/jhucst9BmB

— Ed Tsyitee (@GreenChileAdict) September 17, 2021

Trying to make snapping cool again. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/miUq67M08y

— Zvjezdan Patz (@zvjezdanpatz) September 17, 2021