#DescribeAMovieBadly

Jurassic Park: Rich man builds a zoo in hopes of becoming more rich, but the cages are no match for a little rain and his curious grandchildren. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— EmmyAnn (@EmmyAnn412) September 17, 2021

Ratatouille: A cook completely ignores health violations #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Rebekah Cochran (@rebekah_c117) February 3, 2020

#describeamoviebadly inception: everybody is dreaming. you’re dreaming, i’m dreaming, we’re all dreaming. there’s dreams inside dreams inside dreams inside-

— ellie (@ellieirl) February 3, 2020

Leaving Neverland a movie of two ‘now proven’ liars attempting to act their way to a paycheck.#SquareOne #AmazonPrime
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— Joe (@jo12jo12) April 13, 2021

Sleepless in Seattle: A man’s wife tragically dies. Their son says “Fuck mom dad, she’s gone bro. There’s a hottie out in NYC right now, we gotta roll homie.” #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/Sja2jhS0UE

— Rob Moses (@RobMoses) April 12, 2021

Drug addict takes advantage of mentally challenged man for 30 years. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/nBHXF6NCDr

— Matt Curry (@Believe_in_Bald) September 17, 2021

#describeamoviebadly THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE is an Ernest Borgnine coming of age film.

— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) February 3, 2020

MY TWEET WAS ON THE TONIGHT SHOW!!!
Hashtags: #DescribeAMovieBadly | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon https://t.co/waAvom1x1f via @YouTube

— Stag (@Stagosaurus) April 17, 2021

Memento: A guy suffers from short term memory loss and…I don’t remember how the rest goes…#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Sean Azze (@SeanAzze) September 17, 2021

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The Breakfast Club – Five privileged teens spend a Saturday together in fancy high school library and somehow no one posts a selfie.

Titanic – If the Fyre Festival was a boat.

— RockfanNYC (@bmislow) April 12, 2021

Eternals: Not all of them are eternal, apparently. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) January 17, 2022

All of these people in their 30s pretend to be teenagers who start dancing and singing in the middle of talking to each other #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/CyKvCUaCho

— The Terror of Dublin (@taradublinrocks) September 17, 2021

#DescribeAMovieBadly Almost Famous: my homie is scared of a lil mid-air turbulence…and he admits he’s a terrible driver.

— James Poyser (@jamespoyser) April 12, 2021

A laugh out loud movie #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/FwWIEbofPP

— The Editorial Style (@The_Real_Editor) February 4, 2020

Titanic: The story of an old woman reminiscing about the some bomb sex she had on a cruise.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/PO67cbdi3b

— SP (@angle3246) January 17, 2022

Woman who hates corners falls in love with the dude from Roadhouse. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 17, 2022

Se7en: Man distraught after Amazon delivered the wrong package #DescribeAMovieBadly

— David E (@DaSkrambledEgg) January 17, 2022

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So this dead guy, played by Bruce Willis…

— Brian Perry (@Road2Oscars) February 3, 2020

The Breakfast Club: not about breakfast or a club, and before cell phones so they had to talk to one another #DescribeAMovieBadly

— JOANNA MARIE (@sunny_joni) January 17, 2022

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Angry Birds Movie: Multiple green swines attempt to capture and consume bird fetuses, but are ultimately stopped by multiple flightless multi-colored anthropomorphic birds and a comically large children’s toy

— angry (@Angryfan1Bruh) April 12, 2021

It was that one guy at that one place with that one thing.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/2mHaWuM6Ti

— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) January 17, 2022

YALL THIS HASHTAG WAS BUILT FOR ME #DescribeAMovieBadly

— (@simplylay) April 12, 2021

Dracula- Dude sucks for a living #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/9z75lfgNMm

— Phyl S. Pumpkins (@phyll_indablank) January 17, 2022

E.T. – Adopted foreign sibling with heartburn leads family on candy and beer fueled trek to find a telephone. #describeamoviebadly

— LSU-Arch (@Lsuarch722) April 12, 2021

Navigation error leads to fun cruise ending early – Titanic#DescribeAMovieBadly

— Ghost (@Ghost_7) April 12, 2021

Mechanoid people fight over a knobbled “ball” #AlitaBattleAngel #DescribeAMovieBadly #Motorball pic.twitter.com/varswcXvSx

— fkn (@fkn3) February 4, 2020

The Lord of the Rings – A group of misfits risk their lives to destroy some jewelry #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) February 3, 2020

The Silence of The Lambs: where a Home Economics class in cooking and sewing takes a decidedly creepy turn. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Lisa Shaine️ (@the_real_madre) January 17, 2022

Thor Ragnarok – two brothers team up despite their differences to kill their sister and bring destruction to their home. also, there’s a funny guy made of rocks who’s best friends with a bug. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Taylor Jo (@its_tjoy) September 17, 2021

2001: A Space Odyssey. A scientist fails to fix his computer by turning it off, then on. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Tyler Hughs (@TylerHughs) April 12, 2021

A man wants to take his family on a snowy vacation. But his Airbnb experience went horribly wrong #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/WgteAzSpuo

— Ashlee Lefevers (@ash_lefevers) February 3, 2020

Forrest Gump: A guy on a park bench walks you through the events of We Didn’t Start the Fire. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Collin Murr (@CollinMurr) February 3, 2020

Extreme Fishing with Roy Scheider #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/wDlqjFH2Gy

— DoubleYouM (@DoubleYouM_MXX) January 17, 2022

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Juvenile delinquent steals an old woman’s shoes, runs away from a mob of midgets, picks up three drifters on the road then exposes political fraud.#TheWizardOfOz pic.twitter.com/Cnrx1gH8qH

— Tom Craig (@TomCraigLA) October 24, 2021

Teenaged farmer with daddy issues meets an old hobo in the desert, goes on a trip where he becomes politically radicalized and murders hundreds of thousands of soldiers. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/9KPmSEq3OA

— Al Smizzle (@AlZeidenfeld) September 5, 2020

#DescribeAMovieBadly Fifty Shades of Grey – Two people fighting over wich color grey to use.

— DutchFalPal AKA FallonHolic_ (@DutchFalPal1972) April 12, 2021

A volleyball decides to have an intimate affair with a delivery guy on a fun island retreat but quickly realizes its a toxic relationship, also beard
#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/021zGMLPgZ

— Swolelesaurus_Rex (@swolelesaurus) September 17, 2021

An alcoholic Spaniard, a giant and a pirate have misadventures saving a Princess #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/Dt88tB2gSA

— Zvjezdan Patz (@zvjezdanpatz) February 3, 2020

A young novitiate twirls from dangerous solo alpine hikes and rappels right into a grieving widower’s & family’s hearts, charming them with drapey DIY fashions and do-re-mis, in this fun-filled musical frolic chock-full of Nazis!#DescribeAMovieBadly #TheSoundOfMusic pic.twitter.com/jzu6Br8b26

— SkeeterBombay (@SkeeterBombay) September 17, 2021

Castaway: A shipment gets delayed.#DescribeAMovieBadly

— K (@KH87053667) April 13, 2021

Guy beats himself up but can’t talk about it #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Pete (@TheMoleAbides) February 3, 2020

Shrek – guy falls in love with girl who doesn’t wear makeup or use Instagram filters #describeamoviebadly

— Kyle Murphy (@MURPH_OFFICIAL) February 3, 2020

The Fast and Furious – people driving around real fast showing off their rides, not sure this is covered by their insurance #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Ghost (@Ghost_7) February 3, 2020

As we impatiently wait for @TheMatrix to premiere on @HBOMax Dec. 22, let’s play #DescribeAMovieBadly. Go ️ https://t.co/NTsJiqH9WR

— AT&T (@ATT) September 17, 2021

Twilight: 100 year old starts a relationship with a 17 year old because she smells good. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Heather (@fenris755) January 18, 2022

Lord of the rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Mel (@Melissadoyle98) September 17, 2021

Young woman seeks professional advice from a lonely gourmand #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/Vai5ZAOFRo

— ØŘŦỮŇΔ ĦØŘŘƗβƗŁƗŞ (@Nerienis) April 12, 2021

When Harry Met Sally: Woman’s fake orgasm during lunch at Katz’s Deli leads former rideshare driver to fall in love with her. #DescribeAMovieBadly

— Steve Fink (@finksta) April 12, 2021

Every Toy story movie: Toys that move and nobody notices even when they are in plain sight. For example anyone who looked up probably would have seen this. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/9YUI1ZmKfH

— (@iambenjimin) April 12, 2021

Redneck farmboy destroys a device that would have brought peace and order to the galaxy. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/okDfQnBfaw

— Jason Inman (@Jawiin) February 4, 2020