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Have you ever wanted more than one Pope but less than three? – The Two Popes#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Dan Przygoda (@dprzygoda) February 3, 2020
The Irishman – A test of endurance for Netflix viewers #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) February 3, 2020
Forest Gump – Ex College Football Star waits for a bus#Describeamoviebadly
— VictorWithJerk #D4L (@astewdawg) February 3, 2020
Who needs to read movie reviews when you can just read #DescribeAMovieBadly tweets? ️ #FallonTonight
— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) September 22, 2021
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings – overprotective jeweler lives a really long time. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) September 17, 2021
Chicken Run: the Holocaust, but with chickens. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— deanna (@deannigans) February 3, 2020
@FallonTonight Escaped convicts decide to form a boy band #describeamoviebadly #obrotherwhereartthough pic.twitter.com/cUjKCDpeck
— Gary Buglass (@GaryBuglass) April 12, 2021
#DescribeAMovieBadly Greek guy from Norway (with hot blonde sister) tells British about secret rocket factory. The only way to destroy said factory is to throw 1:72 model aircraft at plaster of paris rock. Everyone dies except one small bloke
— WW2TV Paul Woodadge (@WW2TV) April 12, 2021
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – 4 elderly people in a Dutch oven situation in bed for years, until a chocolate bar lures one out of the covers. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— TalentlessMedia (@TalentlessMedia) April 12, 2021
"Princess Bride"
Just that. Yeah it's a bad movie. You should feel bad for liking it. pic.twitter.com/arai8MZcEC
— the Well-Red Mage (@theWellRedMage) February 4, 2020
Growing up without a father at home, a young man becomes attracted to violence. pic.twitter.com/959UZWzlR1
— Prof. Harrison (@JustPrintMoney) June 13, 2020
Poor man has no clue that he’s dead/ Sixth Sense #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/ky1Mx50TNQ
— Nilufer (@NiluferOzmekik) February 3, 2020
Social recluse candyman invites five children into his trap-house and, with the help of unpaid native factory workers, he terminates them one-by-one in rooms designed to take advantage of their innocent childish desires. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/hfzU9oAgB7
— Jermaine (@jermainetd93) February 5, 2020
Fauda meets Edward Scissorhands, meets West Side Story. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Israel ישראל (@Israel) April 12, 2021
Dude wheres my car but funnier #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/Zk74Tzq2mF
— Rick E Langston (@radvstheworld) April 12, 2021
Man of the Year – Television Star becomes President of the United States because of a screwy voting system. Sure, like THAT could ever happen.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/kpXuE3Ju13
— Parody (@TerfinUSAParody) February 3, 2020
Unemployed man searches for missing rug.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/0XWDeykIPK
— Criminally Indicted Defeated Former Guy (@DFTD_FRMR_GUY) January 17, 2022
Die Hard: it's definitely a Christmas movie! #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Ghost (@Ghost_7) January 17, 2022
Man takes extremely long & difficult trip to prove a point about potatoes #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/Ce0Lim6WXR
— Alej G (@Cinephile420) September 17, 2021
Psychiatrist diagnoses woman with beastophelia and severe schizophrenia #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/nnn8blWB0V
— Scott Mechlowicz (@ScottMechlowicz) September 17, 2021
Two rich, educated, Americans are profoundly alienated by prospect of a short stay in world’s safest & most exciting city, perhaps because it is populated entirely by stereotypes? #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/yO2DJ2wyXV
— Helen Keane (@HelenKea) February 4, 2020
Pest Control tries to eradicate a little flea but ultimately goes to pieces after underestimating the situation.#DescribeAMovieBadly #AlitaBattleAngel pic.twitter.com/iEYs7t6c10
— ShadowWithout #AlitaSequel (@ShadowWithout1) February 4, 2020
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: After multiple safety violations and a history of running his factory with indentured servants, a reclusive man decides step down from his business #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Present (@KPreck) January 17, 2022
I drove 88 mph but uh-oh almost hooked up with mom #describeamoviebadly
— Kyle Shamorian (@KyleShamorian) February 3, 2020
#DescribeAMovieBadly
Young singing nun seduces a sailor away from a stylish woman his own age then becomes a stage mother to a tween pop group before going on an extended hiking trip.#TheSoundOfMusic pic.twitter.com/s3IpNRUSIq— Tom Craig (@TomCraigLA) July 20, 2022
Or, as silent movie fans call it, reading a plot description in a major publication!
So many professional writers seem to think it's okay to discuss a silent movie without watching it first. pic.twitter.com/yfYEYj4pUG
— Movies Silently (@MoviesSilently) February 3, 2020
INCEPTION – Leo and his friends take naps. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Charlie Hewson (@SonofHew) February 3, 2020
French girl has crazy butter sex with old man. #DescribeAMovieBadly #LastTangoInParis
— Miss Julie Brown (@missjuliebrown) September 22, 2021
Boy meets girl on ship. Girl gets naked. Ship sinks.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/uIZnaBaK9n
— J Watson (@MisterWats0n) February 4, 2020
Secret Window:
Book writer eats Depression Doritos has bad wife and a blind dog his ex sucks he snaps and finds out he is 2 people at the same time and eats corn#describeamoviebadly pic.twitter.com/ZxxJshKWin
— violet (@axelsbabeylamb) February 3, 2020
Jaws – A movie designed to keep people from swimming in the ocean #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Ryan Bartholomee (@RyanBartholomee) February 3, 2020
Silence of the lambs: Doctor is having an old friend for dinner.#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/ndfs7lZ6GG
— Fiona (@muss_nix) January 17, 2022
#PlanB: Not Plan A. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Hulu (@hulu) September 17, 2021
It starts with a Catholic wedding,
ends with a holy communion,
and plenty of last rites in the middle. pic.twitter.com/2X6KCceevm— Diane MarieSouthern Charm (@MarieHotWifeFu1) September 17, 2021
The house is a fucking prison, on planet bullshit, in the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/iPHVFsUKZR
— Happy (@ItsHappyHG) February 3, 2020
Socially responsible sports fan tries to teach kids the dangers of unsafe sex #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/G18VIVsCPW
— TTRPJim (@JimmyTeee) February 3, 2020
jurassic park: old man poorly plans take your grandchildren to work day #describeamoviebadly
— marissa (@MarissaSaysWhat) April 12, 2021
Five children are lured into man's sketchy warehouse with the promise of candy. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/embNfBZYMx
— Meg McPake (@MegMcpake) February 4, 2020
At no point do we wonder why a disgraced physicist and a 16 year old kid are best friends.
#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/nIMbMVlLjL— Brīan O. Whelm (@OhWhelm) January 18, 2022
Man makes potatoes from his #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/3HNwACbiK1
— Robyn with a “y” not an “i” (@robyndwoskin) April 12, 2021
#DescribeAMovieBadly Jaws – a movie about summers, friends and fishing in a quaint New England town. pic.twitter.com/XB1hpY0sHq
— njsanderson (@njsanderson) February 5, 2020
A father gets angry that a man had sex with his teenage daughter until he sees how well he taught her to dance. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/sfnhNw6c98
— Colleen McKenna (@crazymcmama) January 17, 2022
A funny doctor only wanted to live his best life. Until his fancy dinner parties got fucked up by nosy cop lady. #describeamoviebadly pic.twitter.com/9h1JrtbOgY
— sǝɯloH ʞɔolɹǝɥS ツ (Parody/Satire) (@SH_221bBSt) January 17, 2022
Tall, dark stranger will do anything to meet you. pic.twitter.com/UAio0BBIDR
— BMovieMAD (@KatanaMulletMan) January 17, 2022
Labyrinth: Kidnapping made fun. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/bWkPKssaV9
— Jena Dunn (@jena_dunn) February 3, 2020
2 new friends find a lost man, and he awards one of them with a present for finding him.
Se7en#describeamoviebadly pic.twitter.com/iT9tLyv3za— Scottlantic (@Scottlantic) February 3, 2020
Engaged couple crash a party. Hijinks ensue. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/OYizO6vMWq
— Meanwhile, in Halifax … (@johalifax) January 17, 2022
Twilight: A 104 year old sparkly vampire falls in love with a teenage human #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Ann (@DunLahfAtMae) January 17, 2022
Tenet: man forgets to rewind the tape before bringing it back to Blockbuster #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Ghost (@Ghost_7) January 17, 2022
Not actually an restaurant, 1 out of 5 stars. – Breakfast at Tiffany's #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Ghost (@Ghost_7) September 17, 2021
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