#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A fanboy gets the cast of his favorite tv show back together and kidnap one half of Tenacious D. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katie Schenkel (@JustPlainTweets) September 6, 2014

It’s a “Momma’s Family” sketch from the Carol Burnett Show, but not funny and Marlon Brando plays Harvey Korman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andy Ihnatko (@Ihnatko) September 6, 2014

Will Ferrell stutters for two hours and calls it comedy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mackenzie (@Mackenzies_Mind) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So there's these girls and they're mean

— Leila Roxanne (@RoxxanneLM) September 6, 2014

Also there are some Italian fugitives with bad child care skills in there too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dael Kingsmill (@DailyDael) September 6, 2014

The only hope for fat humans in space is a robot who loves plants #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amanda H. (@AJU2014) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
It's got Tara Reid in it for some reason.
It's also raining sharks, but still, Tara Reid? WHY?

— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Kansas runaway kills and kills again over ruby slippers with the help of three local misfits and a charlatan.

— John the Cliff Dweller (@dogstar7tweets) September 6, 2014

Private school girls wander off near a rock. People look for them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kerry (@echidnabot) September 6, 2014

Inventor trades daughter for freedom, declared insane, hooks up with former teapot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— YoPaulie.bsky.social – X-Twit (@YoPaulieNJ) September 6, 2014

People more attractive than you have strangely un-erotic sex. In French with English subtitles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mrs. Peel (@mrs__peel) September 6, 2014

guy plays chess with i want to say dracula? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jordan Gibson (@gibsonagogo) September 6, 2014

#explainamovieplotbadly person steps very slightly outside traditional gender roles, everyone freaks out

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

A guy couldn't run until he was told to run. He had the best shrimp education but lost his wife, Jenny. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ᎥᏟhᎪᎬᏞ (ϻ. ) (@MrOvrThinker) September 6, 2014

Kid is warned about the dangers of guns, but is too aroused by the family lamp to listen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shane (@sbliss89) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A lady orders a pizza but due to poor financial planning has no money to tip the delivery guy and must resort to sex.

— Danny Bowes (@bybowes) September 6, 2014

Bad guy makes a ring, loses ring, wants ring back. Doesn't know how to ask nicely. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/aE4Rm4pzXm

— Bianca (@biancallamis) September 6, 2014

Some jackass pissed on this Dude's rug #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Queers4Gears (@queers4gears) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there's actually no mocking bird involved

— Michael Tiyce (@MichaelTiyce) September 6, 2014

Tim Allen plays Captain Kirk in the best Star Trek movie EVER. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Elmore (@jelmore) September 6, 2014

Sean Astin sucks at football but doesn't give a fuck. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) September 6, 2014

Unrealistic superhero movie with discount Batman is unrealistic. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #CinemaSins

— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014

Michael J. Fox hits puberty and then is really good at basketball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sabreaniemeanie (@sabreaniemeanie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they're all people but FUCK THEY'RE STILL TOYS WHAT THE HELL

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

There is Wolverine, and some computer stuff, and then Halle Berry's boobs show up. The guy gets out of trouble. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mario Speedwagon (@SilipigniMario) September 6, 2014

Girl who loves fruit lives with 7 working class midgets #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dangerous D (@dangerousd111) September 6, 2014

So they're orbiting Earth and realize there's no garbage collector and a whole lot of trash around#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fiora (@FioraAeterna) September 6, 2014

Ok, so follow me on this… There were snakes. And they were on a plane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul (@StinkinBadger) September 6, 2014

When a dude wakes up tomorrow it's not tomorrow it's still today, it keeps happening, and there's this wooden chick #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin (@woobasher) September 6, 2014

The first rule of the movie is that you don't talk about the movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Harber (@ianharber) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bruce Willis doesn't seem very observant of social interactions while he befriends a strange boy

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014

Dude stuck going to work on a day off, finds out his girlfriend sucked 37 dicks, though snowballing didn't phase him.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ultima Ratio Regum (@WintermuteNight) September 6, 2014

A mentally disabled man harasses unsuspecting women on a bus bench. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Torstenson (@dtorst) September 6, 2014

A German summer camp is not all it's cracked up to be. Liam Neeson has a list. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Cee (@TheRobCee) September 6, 2014

Sure it's called Sorcerer, but that's just some truck. There's no magic spells or wizardry. Leave your dice at home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Goldsmith (@yogoldsmith) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tom Cruise can't handle the truth.

— Sean (@seandunn76) September 6, 2014

Rocky goes to Russia brokers peace deal that will never be broken#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 6, 2014

Guy gives his nephew a ring, & everyone wants to kill him for it, & his uncle bails leaving him to deal w/ it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Flipped Bit Liz ️‍️ (@theliz13) September 6, 2014

This chick hates her house, kills some chick, has a bad poppy trip, kills another chick then gets pretty red shoes.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mabs Makes Stuff ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ (@Dammit__Woman) September 6, 2014

A ballerina goes off her meds and fatally stabs herself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Edgar G (@bleustreak) September 6, 2014

The Flying Nun is stuck in some God-awful country #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Some_Irish_Broad (@Irish_Nurse) September 6, 2014

Rezoning ordinance allows for movement of cemetery, replaced by tract homes. Girl with haunted family has a hickey. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rantz A. Hoseley (@MysteryCr8tve) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Guy finds alien plant. Has to become a murderer to feed it. Sometimes there's singing.

— BlakCircleGirl (@blakcirclegirl) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the old frodo got a magic ring from the bald frodo, and gave it to the young frodo. The leader of the horror frodos t

— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly hugh dancy falls in love with a werewolf girl but its okay cause hes cute????????

— Carla Mikkelsen (@daddymads) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a barber tries to go into the dry cleaning business

— Rumpus Bumpus (@RumpusAndBumpus) September 6, 2014

Paul Newman Has Moist Hands and Is NOT Allergic to Eggs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

Boat sinks. Chick gets old. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Drag State (@thedragstate) September 6, 2014

A dude is really into his old sled. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Allan “Is THIS my last tweet?” Mott (@HouseofGlib) September 6, 2014

Some dinosaurs get loose because of Seinfeld's enemy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Stebick (@DoctorStebick) September 6, 2014