#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A recently divorced man who is monitored by the State Court takes a job as a nanny in drag to get closer to kids #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Troy Beck (@troybeck) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl discovers she can use 100% of her brain, being unaware that so can everyone else, maybe excluding Luc Besson

— Jaimee (@0rang3youglad) September 6, 2014

Man checks into a dilapidated hotel and in the absence of trip advisor , proceeds to murder his family #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian (@hereisbrian) September 6, 2014

Dinosaurs teach a man to love children #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— lucas (@PrinceGoobies) September 6, 2014

Old guy makes some dinosaurs and then they eat a guy on a toilet and some other people run around screaming. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yasher (@Yasherthegreat) September 6, 2014

On Groundhog Day the groundhog sees its shadow; On Groundhog Day the groundhog sees its shadow; On Groundhog Day … #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bonnie Taylor-Blake (@btaylorblake) September 6, 2014

Peter Venkmam tries to kill a rodent at a golf course before it forces him to keep reliving a day in another film. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Palmer (@vasego1) September 6, 2014

Bugs Bunny thwarts criminal aliens with the help of Michael Jordan, Newman from Seinfeld, and Bill Murray. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Josh (@ninetwentyfour_) September 6, 2014

People in LA are racist #explainafilmplotbadly

— Fo Shizz Fo Shizz Giunwine (@alisonklemp) September 6, 2014

Really wealthy guy spends his whole life missing his sled from when he was a child. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alexis Fowler (@FowlerThanEver) September 6, 2014

A massive asteroid saves the world from Bruce Willis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— bethany (@_OMGbeth) September 6, 2014

There's some lesbianism, but even the lesbians end up needing a man #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #SoManyFilms

— Chris Bourg (@mchris4duke) September 6, 2014

Someone gave Tom Green a starring vehicle, does the plot even matter anymore? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— bring on the dancing horses (@inthefade) September 6, 2014

Depressed ex husband resorts to cross dressing. Fails to win back ex wife. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Providence (@ProvidenceAve) September 6, 2014

Wolverine steals a loaf of bread. Gladiator can't sing. Everyone's Life is very shit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Complexicated Cookie (@Johnboy_Cook) September 6, 2014

A girl looks for the guy who stole her baby brother in a land of muppets, so no one thinks she sucks at babysitting #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christine D. (@ladydiskette) September 6, 2014

Demi Moore gets all buff shaves her head and takes a shower. Something about Navy Seals. But Demi in a shower tho #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

Grandpa talks to Dong. Nerd had your underpants. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014

Goodfellas is a lawyer and had to get Karate Kid away from the Munsters #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

Teens must deal with raging hormones while hunting down and brutally killing each other in this lighthearted comedy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— stefan (@sirstefan) September 6, 2014

REALLY good skateboarder gets stuck in the past after a JOY RIDE & must avoid his mother's advances or cease to exist #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tekla Vassie (@TeklaVassie) September 6, 2014

An orphan has a mental breakdown and starts dressing up to fist fight a clown. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

Psycho cabbie dons army jacket and mohican and shoots people who ask him to go south of the river. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alan (@erb66) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
High school misfits spend detention not looking at cellphones.

— Julie (@inScytheful) September 6, 2014

John McClane visits his estranged wife at her job. Later in the movie he befriends Carl Winslow. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CJ (@CJExplainsItAll) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/UHcKfINvMI

— Whoremione Granger: Candy Corn Connoisseur (@BuzzFeedObi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two siblings have a semi-incestuous relationship while plotting to murder their father #StarWars

— Chris Griffy (@cgriffywrites) September 6, 2014

A girl is a welder by day, dancer by night. Her strip club act involves a bunch of water being splashed on her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Erin Tillman (@DatingAdviceGrl) September 6, 2014

Halle Berry show them tittays!! And some computer bullshit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

Wrinkly little person terrorizes Rachel from "Friends" before she got a popular haircut. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Ellis (@markellislive) September 6, 2014

“@TheBenWells: FedEx commercial where a guy loses his only friend in the ocean. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” lmao!

— Tekla Vassie (@TeklaVassie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man sees some mates get married and one dies

— Mr John Dexter (@MrJDexter) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly American in Germany fed up with accommodation, despite being able to play baseball, finds a tunnel
and old motorbike

— Mr John Dexter (@MrJDexter) September 6, 2014

A policeman helps some Scottish villagers with their bonfire. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Geoff (@barnestoneworth) September 6, 2014

Not a single monkey in the movie, let alone a dozen #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derek Ryan (@DerekRyanToGo) September 6, 2014

Rats and mice tortured by evil humans, making them smarter. Farmer tries to kill them. This is a children movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bandit Raccoon (@OneMadRaccoon) September 6, 2014

Marky Mark gives up rap to be a porn star. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Subcategory inspired by @WeepingCheeto

— Ann O'Neill (@Ann_ONeill) September 6, 2014

Archaeology professor goes on annual leave to exotic locales. Nearly loses favorite hat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— stefan (@sirstefan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Meryl Streep and Pierce Brosnan sing ABBA in what has been described as the most terrifying film since The Exorcist.

— Daz (@dazgale) September 6, 2014

Crazy white boys do stuff to each other that would've had black folks cappin! They had a show on MTV too #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave the Black Guy (@Realdaveblack) September 6, 2014

Primer: Some guy transforms time into delimited continuations. Has trouble debugging it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— deech (@deech) September 6, 2014

An alien species has to defend itself from humans trying to colonize their planet by bursting out if their chests #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hell George (@ElGeorgeRiveraR) September 6, 2014

Monkey throws bone into the air. People float around in space. Computer gets uppity. I couldn't understand the rest. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sanho Tree (@SanhoTree) September 6, 2014

Junkie Hibs fans looking for smack… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dolly Digital (@dollydigital) September 6, 2014

Robots send robot back to the 1980s to kill lady whose future son sends dude to stop robot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (redacted) (@thegreatcucuzza) September 6, 2014

It sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Allan Schaffer (@funnest) September 6, 2014

Joss Wheadon films a game of Traveller, but doesn't allow the characters to use a Jump Drive in their ship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Walking Dude (@deadorcs) September 6, 2014

Man uses Macintosh to wipe out species. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared Petty (@pettycommajared) September 6, 2014

Neglectful parenting drives a young boy to ruthlessly torture two unsuspecting burglars. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Will (@HeyMyNameIsWill) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – Sheriff Brody gets over his fear of the ocean.

— @MrShoggoth@toot.community (@MrShuggoth) September 6, 2014