#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Spoiled rich girl bangs a poor guy, then lets him drown after their boat sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jazz Shaw (@JazzShaw) September 6, 2014

Farmer joins terrorist group, makes out with his sister, and blows up a government building. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/XyCQ8mIGPq

— Terr Bautista (@TerrHimself) September 6, 2014

“@MuhammadAArshad: “An undocumented immigrant saves the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/lFr2vagK05”

— Gary Younge (@garyyounge) September 14, 2014

Talking in between robots fighting. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Megatron (@megatronthemost) September 8, 2014

Evil girl pukes pea soup and yells at priests #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

Nicolas Cage's face is on fire. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Will “Birthday Heel Turn” Wininger (@WTFWininger) September 7, 2014

Jack Nicholson gets snowed in at a hotel in Colorado, misses a Lakers game and is majorly pissed. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brendan Tobin (@Kothag) September 6, 2014

He was chillin until they killed his boo. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/zehpcg5oDd

— Kid Bro Tweets (@NinoBeige) September 7, 2014

toys talk while you're gone and are very obsessed with you. #explainafilmplotbadly

— megan. (@alextitner) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl with cancer gets boyfriend who dies of cancer

— alex (@Ietitdie) September 7, 2014

Valley apartment handyman w/shoddy work ethic & booze issues takes advantage of displaced teenager via martial arts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave Dameshek (@Dameshek) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nobody wants to spend time with Sandra Bullock, even in space.

— Shumail (@Shumyl) September 6, 2014

Man sits on a bench for 2 hours.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Domino's Pizza UK (@Dominos_UK) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly very old guy from world war 2 decides to keep throwing a shield at 21st century people who want to be real Nazis

— Me (@BlaksmithSon) September 7, 2014

Putting baby in a corner results in copious dancing. This is why one should not put her there. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Phil Niland (@LipLand) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly this is not a movie about weight loss pic.twitter.com/1jQ3MwstdL

— rbr (@falleneverlark) September 6, 2014

Colorblind girl hits her head during a tornado and dreams she can see in color. Then she wakes up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Margaret Dunlap (@spyscribe) September 6, 2014

Colin Firth is a creep, so is Alan Rickman, dude in love with Keira Knightley is a creep, Hugh Grant is fatphobic… #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014

Sterotypical teens complain about how everyone sees them as stereotypical teens . #explainafilmplotbadly #breakfastclub

— DWΞΞB (@Tankgunner007) September 8, 2014

A rectangle pesters monkeys for 20 million years #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Richardson (@meetar) September 6, 2014

@KFCBarstool Guy with a box of chocolate talks about himself for 2 hours while sitting on a bench #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bags (@Sallybags) September 6, 2014

RT @ClintThomas: Airborne reptiles test the limits of Samuel L. Jackson's patience. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ɇ ⱤØ฿ɆⱤØ (@Axellent33) September 7, 2014

Gloria Swanson explains a film plot badly. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Urbaniak (@JamesUrbaniak) September 7, 2014

Julia Roberts shows off her cleavage and wins big case. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Blackman (@MikeRBlackman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A teenager commits involuntary manslaughter then steals the corpse's pretty red shoes. Corpse's sister is PISSED.

— via de los muertos (@viadear) September 6, 2014

Michael Jordan stares at a green screen for 2 hours #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

Gene Kelly gets wet but remains upbeat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 6, 2014

White person does good deed for person of color, becomes film upon which all other whites can rest laurels/feel good. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charlotte Clymer (@cmclymer) September 6, 2014

Building a baseball field on a farm guarantees men will come and go from the corn as they please #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— greg (@GrowlyGrego) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly will smith turns off a computer after participating in an hour and a half long Converse/Audi ad

— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) September 6, 2014

Cathartic discussion with police cures Kevin Spacey's limp #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bread Zeppellin (@breadzeppellin) September 7, 2014

We've hit 232k tweets! Rock on!#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fox Band (@efoxband) September 6, 2014

White rapper beats black rapper at rapping contest by having gone to a worse high school. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Maxtone-Graham (@ianhmg) September 6, 2014

Dudes dig tunnel, sew & mill about. Snarky one w baseball repeatedly caught. Eventually most die. Germans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Baker (@MBCompanyMan) September 6, 2014

A teen gets bit by a radioactive spider and wears tights so no one knows he's suffering from side effects #explainafilmplotbadly

— Kareem Ali ‍️ (@RealKareemAli) September 6, 2014

Lord of the Rings is a four hour movie about dwarfs. Well long story short #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Taylor Goodwin (@TaylorGoodwin__) September 6, 2014

Instead of sleeping, Edward Norton punches himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Fowler (@TheMattFowler) September 6, 2014

Illegal alien makes long distance call. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ann (@planoslp) September 6, 2014

Illegal immigrant hides from authorities, manipulates small child into doing his bidding. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/C5aEZG8ceE

— Alan White (@aljwhite) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Spiderman: newspaper intern discovers the world of extreme parkour

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 6, 2014

Working class American upsets joint Euro-Japanese corporate wealth redistribution project. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/cD5UmYsgdB

— Andy Diggle (@andydiggle) September 6, 2014

A magic woman flies with an umbrella, sings songs, exposes posh children to bizarre street beggars. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014

An astronaut asks his friend Hal to open the pod bay doors but he wont #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

Sectarian army of religious fundamentalists launches failed coup against democratic government #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pgIFhcrBD6

— Joe Catron (@jncatron) September 6, 2014

It's with Liam Neeson. Y'know, he's older but still beats up lots of young guys. It opened one January. That one. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 8, 2014

'This Is Us' is literally just the boys prancing around onstage, and joking with each other, it's fucking great. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— σиє ιяє¢тισи υραтєѕ (@1D_DailyNews) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A chocolate making madman maims 4 kids and sets up another child to take the fall by giving him the company

— vonTraphaus (@vonTraphaus) September 6, 2014

Hotel manager loves his mother but not his guests #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Sondow (@JoeSondow) September 6, 2014

I look hella smokin' in a corset & everyone thinks they're my one true love and sends me creepy fan mail for 40 years #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Curry (@NotTheTimCurry) September 6, 2014

2 toys discover the meaning of friendship by traumatizing a troubled youth #explainafilmplotbadly

— Joseph Suarez (@Joseph_Suarez) September 6, 2014