#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Tomb robber continually mugged for loot gets tied to the girl & triumphs by shutting his eyes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @ForteanWriter

— David Buchan (@Buchan_David_) September 6, 2014

يه زنه از پاهاش براى خورد كردن شيشه استفاده مى كنه #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن

— alihejvani (@alihejvani) September 6, 2014

Un taxista se arrecha y pelea hasta con su reflejo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rupert von Cave (@echaoaperde) September 6, 2014

Reporter wears specs. Takes specs aff. Pits oan tights and a cape. Flies aboot and chibs folk. Winches a wummin. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Weedgie The Dug (@WeedgieTheDug) September 6, 2014

University academic never seems to want for funding, despite having findings frequently seized by Nazis or the allies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jessy RH (@jessyruthhelen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy sparkles and audience falls in love with him.

— Brala: Loves writing smut & fantasy stories! (@Brala1) September 6, 2014

Kurt Russell gets out of trouble with help from his Wang #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Hills (@WanderinTeacake) September 6, 2014

Animals are improperly transported on a plane and Samuel Jackson has had enough #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hall of Famer Mark McCue (@MarkRobertMcCue) September 6, 2014

US President lets millions die, nukes his own country, gives rousing speech blaming illegal aliens. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J.J. (@JJfromKansas) September 6, 2014

An NYC cop spends a very bad day at his ex-wife's office in LA. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pippin Parker (@PippinParker) September 6, 2014

“@Dr_Giallo: THE BIZARRE OF OZ – serial kill fairy tale
Best #Horror #Film Synopsis Ever pic.twitter.com/XWMv3TjDnc” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— duv (@syconot) September 6, 2014

A mother and daughter magically switch bodies, life lessons are learned, then they switch back. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Ashley (@Ashuuums) September 6, 2014

A young Obi-Wan Kenobi does a lot of heroin. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James (@waywardson23) September 6, 2014

man destroys livelyhood to build haunted sports field #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jard (@JaredOfLondon) September 6, 2014

A man wants a lot of oil and drinks a young mans milkshake. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (formerly from First Time Watchers) (@1sttimewatchers) September 6, 2014

Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until he gets it right #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Fontana (@Johnny_Fonts) September 6, 2014

Monochrome girl hallucinates in color. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— georgeprops.bsky.social (@scandalprops) September 6, 2014

Girl fancies a boy. Realises she has to wear leather and smoke fags before he will look at her. also dancing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Daniel (@huxley06) September 6, 2014

2 train robbers take a trip to Bolivia with a school teacher.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LincolnHillsFrau (@bayareahausfrau) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A kindly old woman is thwarted while trying to make dalmatian-colored fur coats for her friends and grandchildren.

— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So this dead guy, played by Bruce Willis….

— Brian Perry (@Road2Oscars) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Sex addict and sociopath drinks milk and shares private language with buddies. Fails rehab.

— Julie (@inScytheful) September 6, 2014

Guy meets some people online who pester him until he takes some drugs and gets into fights. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/cDp3SfAXZl

— Abi 'Abe' Sinclair (@Abegale) September 6, 2014

White son, black dad. Son doesn't know who he is, takes advice from a muppet and blows up dad's Death Star. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Fulton (@cottonbombs2) September 6, 2014

I am not sure if the fact I can’t tell 90% of the movies described in #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly means it worked or it failed

— Jay Mutzafi (@JayMutzafi) September 6, 2014

Weird, bookish hottie absconds to decrepit chalet in woods where she is royally entertained by the sentient cutlery #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Whitney Abernathy (@whitaber) September 6, 2014

Elderly scots ex-pat keeps his youth by fencing with foreigners to Queen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Garth Gilmour (@GarthGilmour) September 6, 2014

Alien gets boy to call a UFO and goes home. Leaves boy to deal with the aftermath of multiple crimes they committed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charlie Nash (@ctnash91) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There's this shark with a double bass eating people while playing a scary tune.

— Vicious Noodles (@ViciousNoodles) September 6, 2014

Waif-like woman has ink and is really smart and helps a journalist solve a mystery and not die. #explainafilmplotbadly

— https://spoutible.com/Another_Wench (@Another_Wench) September 6, 2014

Stammering inbred finds his voice #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SJ.Mugsborough (@RaggyTroosers) September 6, 2014

There's this dude who does stuff and some bad guy he has to fight. Somebody dies.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— EMPTYSƎT (@EmptySetArt) September 6, 2014

Old Italian guy teaches sons family business, dies in gardening accident #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Shambo (@jjshambo22) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A hungry shark, desperate for food, is persecuted and finally killed by a man with a sense of maritime inadequacy.

— Julia MorganScorpion (@MorganScorpion) September 6, 2014

Three nerds want to hang out more backstage during wrestling shows. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @twlthemovie

— Bill Taylor (@PoutineIdol) September 6, 2014

That 70's Show guy loses his car.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chipp Jones (@Chippj) September 6, 2014

Two guys dress up as ladies & join female band One lands the gorgeous blonde and the other ends up in a gay marriage.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Torcuil De Fereneze (@TorquilFereneze) September 6, 2014

A horse is decapitated in the course of some family business problems #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Dale (@typofoto) September 6, 2014

Group of underdogs take down angry Russian Machine #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RockTheRed (@RockTheRed) September 6, 2014

Burt Reynolds and chums kayak down river and get bummed by inbreds , not Burnley #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harry McNally (@HarryMcNally00) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis really trashes his wife's company christmas party. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Matt Drufke (formerly HBOMatt Drufke) (@IHateMattDrufke) September 6, 2014

So I went nuts with #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly today….here is a storify with some of the best/worst https://t.co/IIOO3Gb0nB

— Johannes Wheeldon (@JusticeLawDev) September 6, 2014

Gay writer charms inhabitants of small Kansas town #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @kathapollitt@mastodon.social (@KathaPollitt) September 6, 2014

Off duty cop crashes Christmas office party #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Clarke Award (@ClarkeAward) September 6, 2014

A South Boston hoodlum is so good at sums that a professor makes him talk to a hairy, short bear about his problems #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Yeoman (@flipyou_co_uk) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Joan Crawford has a hard time expressing her maternal love.

— Crazy Train (@csonkaguy) September 6, 2014

Kansas girl's first "acting" gig is really entree to sordid underworld of sexual exploitation #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/rhnlCxNuWp

— hollyeh (@hollye_h) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly group of nerds go to an island resort. Have a problem with the local wildlife. Terrible idea for a theme park

— John (@jhk2114) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly No one knows how to fly a damn plane.

— Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush (@MangyLover) September 6, 2014

A shark which is bigger than the expected size has a underwater disagreement with a large octopus#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wrestling Marky (@markyhalfjob) September 6, 2014