#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Dude misplaces automobile #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daire (@daire_conway) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
They fell in love trying to stop a bus that was going to kill them and everyone in the bus.#DramaQueen Speed.

— sarahdrama (@SarahDawood) September 8, 2014

A thieving Arab partakes in fraud to win over a member of the Royal Family. His accomplices include a monkey. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— michael burgen (@michael_burgen) September 8, 2014

One guy takes over casino in vegas while his little gangster buddy runs amuck and his wife does drugs with ex bf! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Stanford (@scottstanford1) September 8, 2014

Young taxidermist runs a small motel. Doesn't like it when guests use the shower after 10pm.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marcus D Woolcott (@Gyropitus) September 8, 2014

A Farmer teams with a gold robot, hairdresser, dustbin, carpenter & a monkey and blows up a robot vampire's house #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wrestling Noir (@ThyStevePearson) September 8, 2014

Boy's parents are murdered so he dresses up as a winged creature with a chesty cough #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christian Blackman (@chrisdb94) September 8, 2014

An alcoholic civil servant claims to have a licence to kill, loses 250k of taxpayers money. Gets a slap in the balls #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bernard O'Shea (@BernardOShea2) September 8, 2014

Adam Sandler fails to make the audience laugh for a full 90 minutes #explainafilmplotbadly

— Omnishamblez (@omnishamblez) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Thirsty alien comes to Earth.

— David Bowie Wonderworld (@bowieww) September 8, 2014

french archeologist is badly burned after his german companions are murdered by an american while on a dig near Cairo #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mike Boxleiter (@fucrate) September 8, 2014

Singing nun ruins curtains, sings at children, sings to horrible Germans, runs away #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miss Moonflower (@MammaWhoville) September 8, 2014

White guy told he can't jump. White guy jumps. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Callum Rowland (@CallRowLand) September 8, 2014

A guy in a wheelchair with a broken leg sees some stuff going on out back #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— kosmograd (@kosmograd) September 8, 2014

Two rival gangs in 50s New York, try to kill each other with finger clicking and ballet. And then they do. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rowan Coleman #FromNowUntilForever (@rowancoleman) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it's vin diesel driving fast bro sickest drifts

— Rob (@robparsamyan) September 8, 2014

A young couple in London breed an irresponsible number of spotted dogs in a two bedroom flat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Helena Handbasket (@HellaHandbasket) September 8, 2014

Mentally-challenged yokel plays ping-pong, goes fishing and runs around #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Once Upon A Studio In the West (@tonygoldmark) September 8, 2014

They set a bunch of rules, but the first rule is the most important. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rog Rites (@RogRites) September 8, 2014

lonely man tries phone sex but not in the way you think #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dan (@dnlldlc) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this guy has a posse of 12 uneducated men, saves a whore from bein stoned, then gets nailed to a cross cuz he cray

— leftnut (@lingualanimal) September 8, 2014

Jack Black admits to being touched by kids, and touching them too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tammy Parker (@tamm_parker) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Halle Berry, Tom Hanks, Hugo Weaving, with bad make up, are reincarnated? Wait……yeah. And something happens.

— Bimmerella (@bimmerella) September 8, 2014

This guy shows up, I forget how, and there's like a fuck load of racist ass apes that hate his ass #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Misnomer (@DoneEffedUp) September 8, 2014

A girl can't decide if she's in love with a dead guy or a dog. She picks the dead guy.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CassCams (@CassCamsModels) September 8, 2014

A man is tired of being Anchorman and becomes Anchorman 2. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Apex (@ADub209) September 8, 2014

Two cowboys are away from home for a few days so they turn gay.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CassCams (@CassCamsModels) September 8, 2014

"A dream within a dream within a dream within a dream of winning an Oscar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

— Sangam (@iAm_Sangam) September 8, 2014

AIDS. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oh, the fracking? (@Kevin_Says_That) September 8, 2014

Robin Williams is sucked into a game for 26 years. then gets out cos someone rolled a 5 or 8. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ashleigh (@ashkrinn) September 8, 2014

Young girl has a mushroom trip and plays cards with a rabbit and a queen. The tea was probably spiked as well. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Damn Honey (@thatdamnhoney) September 8, 2014

Macaulay Culkin hides from some Italian-Americans until his mom comes home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spencer's Internet Shouting Chamber (@Smoorlax) September 8, 2014

A girl with really long hair leaves her house for the first time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lindsay (@themrsLindsayB) September 8, 2014

Human house pest has sex with Thelma; pukes on sugary foods to eat them; loses mind and body parts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@larynx_lynx) September 8, 2014

Kids form a club while in detention, location of breakfast is unknown. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Damn Honey (@thatdamnhoney) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Billionaire dresses up as robot and punches his billionaire friend who is also dressed as a robot.

— daniel shinks (@Shinksy_) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lord Sauron is this big powerful baddy but in over 10 hours of film he doesn't win a single battle

— Ghost Snow (@GhostTheWolf) September 8, 2014

Brad Pitt and Morgan freeman do a treasure hunt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DЯEW (@DrewFabolous) September 8, 2014

2 sisters fight over a wedding meanwhile destroying a great summer by freezing everything in their path!! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Love to Ride (@mariolinton) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kid wants just like a salad, a monk loves nun, monk wrestles people, smacks some corn, and wins nuns love#NachoLibre

— Gav (@gavinisawstr) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I was going to do Divergent, but that film explains it pretty poorly all by itself anyway.

— Ryan T. Brown (@Toadsanime) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hot chick reconstructed from foot and taxi driver save the world from space evil

— Bastard Bunyip (@Ozilad) September 8, 2014

A new zoo is the victim of poor planning, while a lawyer and an IT person feed the animals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Anning (@N_anning) September 8, 2014

A girl saves a cat, then is saved by a cat. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bitey, Mighty and Smol (@Origamigryphon) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A cowboy teaches a space man that he cannot fly. They end up being friends with the same foot tattoo

— Add your name (@BrandonLCole123) September 8, 2014

A 600 year old man builds a zoo boat in this career busting epic. Russell Crowe and Emma Watson… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@VirgoJohnny) September 8, 2014

A bored rich girl accidentally dates a gay guy on the path to discovering that she REALLY loves her ex-stepbrother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larissa Erin Greer (@larissagreer) September 8, 2014

An extra terrestrial gorges on Reese's Pieces, exploring more unhealthy choices (ex: riding a bike without a helmet)#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— herschel stratego (@straTWEETgo) September 8, 2014

Bald guy writes on baby's forehead, stays on forever #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/t05AlbakSx

— Cory Graham (@CoryGrahamMedia) September 8, 2014

RT @LOTRReactss: Racially diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewellery. #explainafilmplotbadly http://t.co/7TCuhrimkw

— Amanda Elyse (@mandaelysepanda) September 8, 2014