#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

College guy goes more than a month without shooting a load#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Craft Beer Snob (@AntipodeanBloke) September 6, 2014

@WeepingCheeto #explainamovieplotbadly A bunch of guys in college drink, take a road trip, kill a horse, and ruin a parade.

— Jen (Always Vote Blue!) Shultz (@11Shultz) September 6, 2014

Writer’s retreat goes horribly wrong. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/T9N6dlhqHW

— MultoGhost (@MultoGhost) September 6, 2014

Half the cast of Casablanca is looking for a hot bird statue. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Christopher J. Burke (@mrburkemath) September 6, 2014

Old people are fed to new people! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hurricane S. Pumpkins (@Hurricane_ReD) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the one that leonardo dicarpio stars in and doesn't get an oscar for

— Katie (@_KatieWeaves) September 6, 2014

Two scientists, two government employees, a veteran and a dude with a hammer get some shawarma #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Once Upon A Studio In the West (@tonygoldmark) September 6, 2014

A baby tree dances. Everything else is secondary. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Siv (@sivfreiheit) September 6, 2014

When modern civilizational liberalism clashes with inherent territorial instincts. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/lJsK4b181S

— Pirate King (@___Teach) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis plays a cop. There are bad guys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas McKay (@tm_punkk) September 6, 2014

Girl w/powers is the butt of jokes. At prom she's had enough. KILLS ENTIRE SCHOOL, MOM, SELF! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/v2ofcHm4Ey

— Erica Lindsey Ross (@EricaLRoss) September 6, 2014

Man learns about himself whilst making soap and beating people up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Atlas (@Fen_Man) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A teenager gets bitten by a spider, falls in love with girl who's first in their class, and fights a giant lizard.

— Stan-Lord (@TheStanLord) September 6, 2014

It's the musical version of Romeo and Juliet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rachel McLemore (@hotwheels915) September 6, 2014

1920's Orange is the New Black, they also sing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nicole (@potternum1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy spends Christmas bonus before getting it. Shitter is full.Grace is dead.

— Gwenhwyfar – Expendable (@themockedturtle) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dinosaur learns about diversity after his racist mom dies and forces him to interact with different species.

— Caroline (@LiliIsTired00) September 6, 2014

Two bimbos drive to their home town, realize they've achieved nothing, embarrass themselves, dance and leave #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grant Dyer (@comfortablydum) September 6, 2014

A woman ends up screwing her daughter's boyfriend after the daughter gives him a heart attack. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vicki Malits Addesso (@VickiAddesso) September 6, 2014

Basically, Jack Nicholson plays himself. Oh, hang on, that's every film he's in. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Donal O’Keeffe (@Donal_OKeeffe) September 6, 2014

Guy & buddy accused of murder. Guy represented by family member who never tried a case before. Eventually acquitted. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eliza Orlins (@elizaorlins) September 6, 2014

DANCES WITH WOLVES in space. Except the Indians are blue and stuff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Sean (@EricS66) September 6, 2014

In Ed Norton's mind, he looks like Brad Pitt. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emmanuel Andre (@MrEandre) September 6, 2014

A bunch of fish escape from a dentist's office #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas (@thirschomas) September 6, 2014

Kid makes friends with a freaky old scientist dude that helps him almost date his mom #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cody L. Hudson (@CodyLeeHudson) September 6, 2014

It's grim up north. Kid gets a bird. Bird dies. Still grim up north. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Henry Raby (@Henry_Raby) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Italian Palooka gets beat like a dog loses then wins boxing title does it again then beats a Russian-opens eatery.

— Aleks (@bostonaleks) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly They need a bigger boat

— Harold Itzkowitz (@HaroldItz) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Kevin spacey is keyser soze

— A (@A_L_M_116) September 6, 2014

A quintet of artificial thralls travel cross-country to be of service to their master. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A. Nobles (@The_Recreator) September 6, 2014

@hwilson2009 @jenn_528 #explainafilmplotbadly a short dude goes on a trip with some other short dudes to fight a dragon.

— Mandie (@MandiesDiary) September 6, 2014

An ice skate knocks a guys tooth out he argues with a volleyball goes home on a raft but his girl had buggered off #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lynn Fradders (@Fradderstokie) September 6, 2014

Two women proudly drive over cliff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Hilleren (@PeterHilleren) September 6, 2014

Teen girl has sex with grown man. Her dad is mad, but then he's ok with it when he sees what a good dancer she is. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Colleen McKenna (@crazymcmama) September 6, 2014

Kid with differently-abled hands discovers a talent for topiary #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Allison Lynn (@allisondlynn) September 6, 2014

There's some idiot who tries to golf with a hockey stick, and gets in a fist fight with Bob Barker. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— B (@Bmarkovich57) September 6, 2014

It was a sled. And possibly also Marion Davies' genitals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Donal O’Keeffe (@Donal_OKeeffe) September 6, 2014

An orphaned son befriends an old man and is reunited with his sister and now powerful father during a war in space #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Iacono (@jfi) September 6, 2014

4Chan #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/KVxpETVaJF

— The Horror Guru (@TheHorrorGuru) September 6, 2014

It's about four adolescent boys who go looking for a body, but find themselves. And a body. (thank u Family Guy) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J. Smith-Cameron (@j_smithcameron) September 6, 2014

Lol! This is perfect. RT @Autographz: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nothing will ever beat this. #WizardOfOz pic.twitter.com/di9skNFp64

— Frozen Deaf (@AwkwardDeafChic) September 6, 2014

A puppet keeps lying, his pet cricket is his conscience, and he gets swallowed by a whale.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Alvarez (@AnimeExBurst) September 6, 2014

an avon lady breaks into an old house to find a guy with scissors for hands so of course takes him home to her family #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— William the Bloody (@BloodyWilliam) September 6, 2014

A hooker goes shopping and it's a big mistake, then she does takes a bath and does Richard Gere on a piano. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FK (@FunKelly) September 6, 2014

This little redhead orphan girl is adopted by a bald, political dynamo with an oddly descriptive name. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charles T. Jackson ️️ (@WhatTheChuck67) September 6, 2014

Guy finds oil, curses out his deaf adopted son and then kills a preacher with a bowling pin #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MrBaffaCake (@MrBaffaCake) September 6, 2014

A shark is brutally murdered while trying to find food #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben (@BraingasmBen) September 6, 2014

A young girl delivers baked goods to remember how to fly and get her cat to talk again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/YDoq7DlBix

— Brandon Moncada (@BranMoncada) September 6, 2014

Young woman in restaurant fakes orgasm for her date. Overheard by director's mom, who asks for same thing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Rīter (@MarkRiter) September 6, 2014