#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Cubs take chance on unknown (underage) prospect. Prospect gains Gary Busey and Daniel Stern as friends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben (@MinnesotaBen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a farmboy is indoctrinated into a religious cult by a hermit and blows up a military installation

— Dane Praznikopolis (@Praznikopolis) September 6, 2014

Nicholas Cage goes insane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Writrzblok (@writrzblok) September 6, 2014

Hunky men play volleyball with their shirts off (except the one from E.R.) and they also fly really cool planes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (formerly from First Time Watchers) (@1sttimewatchers) September 6, 2014

Drew Barrymore gets to forget that Adam Sandler isn't really funny, every day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ally Jefferson (@AllyJeffers) September 6, 2014

Dude attempts suicide by eating nothing but mcdonalds for a month straight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rusty Shackleford (@not_a_robot111) September 6, 2014

Arnold Schwarzenegger gets pregnant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Allie Brady (@allie_brady) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Industrial magnet betrays his country and kills untold numbers of nation's soldiers with poorly made ammunition

— The REAL Randall Flagg (@VegasWalkinDude) September 6, 2014

Misguided teen falls in with a bad crowd and destroys government property, quoting cult literature about "the Force." #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sue London in a Unicorn Onesie (@cmdrsue) September 6, 2014

Wolverine and 2 Batmans fight over the secrets of David Bowie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly.

— Teresa Auerbach (@TessAuerbach) September 6, 2014

Chick can't handle her shrooms and starts chasing a rabbit around #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

#ExplainaFilmPlotBadly Vin Diesel is a tree surrounded by machines.

— Sot (@sotnsot) September 6, 2014

A bunch of guys are the colors of crayons, someone loses an ear, and Steve Buscemi doesn't tip. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Right Hand Arm, Man (@RightHandArmMuh) September 6, 2014

Teen theft leads to rooftop party. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MalefiStitch (@geishaarmy) September 6, 2014

Nerd steals magic book, and hides in an attic from bullies like a total spazz. Giant white furry dragon outta nowhere #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

Well first, there's these guys right…then like, uh, something happens…I forget what. And then they do some stuff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A Pile of Cheese (@Cheese_Pile) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise's car stops working so steals a van w/ his kids & drives to his exs house tries to feed them peanutbutter #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014

happy couple in an interspecies relationship adopt a young orphan and make him eat bugs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Lion King

— Craig McCutcheon (@craggylotus) September 6, 2014

Two women go on the road trip to, literally, end all road trips. #explainafilmplotbadly

— LoneWolf907 (@LoneWolf907) September 6, 2014

Terminator- There's this chick then this time-traveling mo-fo then holy shit it's a robot#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Accidental Chair (@bvb1123) September 6, 2014

A man dresses in drag to babysit his kids without a background check and surprisingly isn't sent to prison. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Michael Garcia (@EricMGarcia) September 6, 2014

An NYC cab driver suffers from insomnia, loneliness and mental instability and never really recovers. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Arjun (@avgs) September 6, 2014

A child and an alien with a glowing finger become friends, then the alien leaves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Une histoire d'amour antique mais sans sexualité pour bien frustrer un fandom.

— carolina (@chuubisous) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly #ExplainAFilmBadly Small child is haunted by Bruce Willis pic.twitter.com/3xWspHIzQV

— area 51 comics (@mackmm) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael cera virgin love interest quirky but hot

— big fergie (@So_Occult) September 6, 2014

Two married Americans go to Japan and don't sleep with each other. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christine Estima (@christineestima) September 6, 2014

This woman has to choose between her evil son and nephew or some shit & then lets 1 of them drop off of a cliff & die#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bobby Soup (@SoupshadyRc) September 6, 2014

Harrison Ford wants everyone off his plane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— t_rotondo (@tylerrotondo) September 6, 2014

Man has floppy hair. Is fancied by elegant witty woman. Goes for soggy married woman. Also funerals. Poem best bit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Daniel (@huxley06) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis saves Christmas #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Michael Marsh (@AaronMMarsh) September 6, 2014

Family houses illegal alien #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Y80GnAWiEH

— Aaron Michael Marsh (@AaronMMarsh) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A man puts on a mask, Dresses up in leather and cruises the streets of Gotham after dark.

— Mo'sLeftFoot (@PacinoKid) September 6, 2014

Pilot gets sick. Plane in peril. We all had a good laugh at it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emma Daniel (@huxley06) September 6, 2014

.@pmarca Unusually dapper British public servant saves world from organisation with poorly explained revenue sources #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Clark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@mr_james_c) September 6, 2014

THE ARISTOCRATS! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MSVH (@matthunte) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Young man & friends drink milk, listen to music, have fights, & wear masks. One has a change of heart for a while.

— Skip Mendler ️ (@smendler) September 6, 2014

Kills kid in Portugal, makes money denying #explainafilmplotbadly

— Gareth (@ticsmon) September 6, 2014

International Business Times UK #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @KaceyecaK http://t.co/Xso8z05myx

— Fox Band (@efoxband) September 6, 2014

Affluent Jewish feminist is taught to dance without pants by blue-collar Gentile who hates corners. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mala B (@badnecklace) September 6, 2014

Tough 30's P.I. wakes up in the 70's, becomes next door neighbors with hippie, nudist yogis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/USKrgOP4F3

— Philip Marlowe (@PhilipCMarlowe) September 6, 2014

A guy forgets he's a spy, then remembers but thinks he forgot that he's actually the bad guy, then they walk on Mars #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— That Guy, Martin (@tenebrisvacuum) September 6, 2014

A teenage boy fails to kill a large, rare species of reptile, but then he uses it to get a girlfriend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bailey Haas (@Games_and_Gecks) September 6, 2014

It told me not to talk about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LiveWires (@livewires) September 6, 2014

There's a whole bunch of snakes killing people on a plane. @SamuelLJackson is sick of those motherf*ckers #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Erin Tillman (@DatingAdviceGrl) September 6, 2014

This dude cries because it's raining outside proving that not all men are robots. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chandler Balgeman (@chans_awakening) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy lands job that is way above his skill level… Oh wait… that's the @EndaKennyFG story! @LiamCahill2013

— Derek Mooney (@dsmooney) September 6, 2014

Office worker decides "fuck it" and there's a missing stapler. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (formerly from First Time Watchers) (@1sttimewatchers) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A Chinese girl hangs out with a lizard and learns how to be man.

— Stef (@StefSWriter) September 6, 2014

The last descendant of Christ chaperones a useless, claustrophobic Harvard professor #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Dale (@typofoto) September 6, 2014