#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

God creates dinosaurs.God destroys dinosaurs.God creates man.Man destroys God.Man creates dinosaurs.Dinosaurs eat man.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Ranty Highwayman (@RantyHighwayman) September 6, 2014

300. Then minus 300. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed Castle (@ed__castl3) September 6, 2014

Jamie Lee Curtis screams a lot and no one gets much candy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin (@KevinInChains) September 6, 2014

A dying man misses his sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave Flynn (@Dave_K_Flynn) September 6, 2014

Like Fern Gully but with blue people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jake-O-Lantern (@ActualCorn) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The wind tries to kill Mark Wahlberg

— Erin (@ReecemJones) September 6, 2014

Mutant elephant gets drunk, discovers new skill. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Litterick (@fundypost) September 6, 2014

Puppets retell Dickens. Singing mice. No one dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. Jessamy Carlson (@jessamycarlson) September 6, 2014

Group of idiots ruin a once great Police Academy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nolan Zebra 3 (@nolanzebra3) September 6, 2014

Steve Buscemi clogs up a woodchipper. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Morgan Park (@MorganRPark) September 6, 2014

Someone is lost very far from home. George Clooney is a ghost who helps out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Caspar Salmon (@CasparSalmon) September 6, 2014

@JasonIsbell "He built it, they came" #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Channing Wilson (@ChanningWilson) September 6, 2014

4 kids find Jesus in a wardrobe. It's less subtle than the book. Recommend. WARNING cont. witchcraft. US Christians #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon (@DadAndTwo) September 6, 2014

Girl leaves behind promising career repurposing objects for use at balls. Settles for rich guy who likes weird shoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Weatherall (@AndyDW_) September 6, 2014

Two cowboys go up a mountain with loads of sheep. Its cold, they cuddle. In the morning they jump into water naked. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ollie Charles ️‍️‍️ (@OllieCharles) September 6, 2014

Girl dreams of becoming ballet dancer, sleeps with man, man pulls strings to help her become ballet dancer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David J. Peterson (@Dedalvs) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly cook and stripper battle terrorists on a hijacked navy vessel

— HVAC Repairman ‍️ (@HVACRepairman) September 6, 2014

Some midgets walk forever with a ring. The end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lukey (Blue Tick) ️ (@LGrima) September 6, 2014

not straight man abandons everything#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MAGNETO THE MAN (@hail_magneto) September 6, 2014

It's not really about hunting deer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Renamon ️‍️ (@Renbymon) September 6, 2014

“@stanforCJ: Boy gets shot before you even have time to realise what film you're watching…#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” 🙁

— ً (@southshayharbor) September 6, 2014

Denzel Washington saves a white woman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tawanda (@TawandaGona) September 6, 2014

John Hurt suffers and dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tenacious Burnout (@TenaciousVulpin) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Brad Pitt runs about and jumps over things while scowling. Sometimes while looking for medicine.

— Lucy Peel (@lucy_peel) September 6, 2014

Irish boy wants land. Meets sassy rich girl. She doesn't like his hat. Boston fights. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amber Rad Plaster (@AmberPlaster) September 6, 2014

A weatherman keeps reliving the same day; Uses it to over-eat, get laid & tell a rodent not to "drive angry." #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— . – (@shaun_obanion) September 6, 2014

Lots of dancing to display dominance #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pooh Feisty (@GeM4uest) September 6, 2014

Boy leaves for California, hoping to score. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cheesemeister ️ (@Cheesemeister3k) September 6, 2014

Apes throw bones.HAL takes the rap.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Election Satire (@SatireNZ) September 6, 2014

Don't bring a picnic blanket to the rock #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Just Crackers (@pikkachoo) September 6, 2014

the robot was true to his word; he came back for the boy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sterling Gates (@sterlinggates) September 6, 2014

tom cruise can't handle the truth and the joker is really pissed off. oh, and GitMo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sterling Gates (@sterlinggates) September 6, 2014

A tiny alien can't afford to phone long distance, so he flies to space on a bicycle instead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GhostofJason.bsky.social (@Jason_Farrell) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A baby murders the Dark Lord and all witnesses. Is sent to live with muggles. No charges brought.

— Fortunado (@Fortunado82) September 6, 2014

It was the wrong week to give up amphetamines, but plane landed safely anyway. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Kidman (@alexkidman) September 6, 2014

Have you tried not being a mutant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marwan Imam (@TheOnlyWarman) September 6, 2014

Keyser Soze is talking to a cop… Hang on, let me start over. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lon Harris (@Lons) September 6, 2014

Ghost spends afterlife with small boy. Continues to neglect wife. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sizemore (@sizemore) September 6, 2014

News baron, keen on Winter sports, dies. #explainafilmplotbadly

— C.D. Meredith (@CD_Meredith) September 6, 2014

Pill makes a guy smart enough to improve the pill to keep him smart – oh, and make him rich. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The one in the middle (@3BPs) September 6, 2014

Land Before Time. RT @OhxLalaaa The dinosaurs that are little….Mad adventures 🙂 befriend a SharpTooth #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014

“@FineBvrbie: When a doll kills people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” Chuckyyy my bae.

— CB ‍️. (@ItsNieseBaabeyX) September 6, 2014

This kid is supposed to go to school but he doesn't and him and his friends do lots of stuff and that #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Terry Tyler (@TerryTyler4) September 6, 2014

Crazed fan captures dirty bird author. No Stockholm syndrome anywhere to be seen. Just an mallet. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Andrew Carfrae (@AndrewBCarfrae) September 6, 2014

Harrison Ford is tasked with killing robots while unaware of the irony that he's a robot himself. It rains a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— NobbyNobody (@PhiIIipBlackman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A robot guy tries & kills a Burd to stop that Burd from havin a boy that stops the robot guys pals

— joe heenan (@joeheenan) September 6, 2014

Woman on a boat shags a ruffian, then when the boat sinks she let's him freeze to death #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam (@MongrelAdam) September 6, 2014

Heisenberg takes down Godzilla #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ken jennings stan account (@Sassy_Knight) September 6, 2014

Thief is less morally corrupt than other thieves, uses a whip to prevent baddies stealing his archaeological thunder #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon Burbage (@SimonBurbage) September 6, 2014

. @ChrisHewitt man sleeps in yak like thing, kisses his sister whilst his mate is made into a poster for a slug. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil Galloway (@philthyart) September 6, 2014