#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A crazy guy in a catchers mask likes to eat people with wine and beans#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Mills (@pctech1com) September 7, 2014

A bunch of Generals are in court and the head judge is the guy who was in the Old Man and the Sea#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Mills (@pctech1com) September 7, 2014

Man lures 5 children into chocolate factory, 4 come out disfigured and disabled #explainafilmplotbadly”

— Kieran Ashbrook (@Kizza11) September 7, 2014

A snotty rich kid falls off a ship, gets rescued and comes to admire a Portuguese fisherman#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pat Mills (@pctech1com) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Aging space travelers must stop cybernetic zombies by helping a drunkard invent faster-than-light space travel.

— Sky (They/Them) #SAGAFTRAStrong (@SkyVasNormandy) September 7, 2014

@joeaustin Some guys form a club to start fighting, but they can't really talk about it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hipster Nickster (@nwarnoc) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bad king, people rebel, they all die. oh yeah and someone steals some bread #LesMiserables

— robyn (@robs_oc) September 7, 2014

You think you know what's going on, but then, he's a ghost. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph Seager (@josephseager) September 7, 2014

Matthew Broderick plays pong, almost nukes the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Butcher (@thebrewery100) September 7, 2014

Someone not meant to be a teacher becomes a teacher and is better than any teacher who ever existed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laura, ae, fem. (she/her) (@Ciocia) September 7, 2014

Martin Sheen travels on a boat and learns a guy named Charlie doesn't surf . #explainafilmplotbadly

— Scott Parkin (@CaliforniaGravy) September 7, 2014

Toby McGuire's boss is really interested in his CosPlay #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— the return of S.A.D. dad (@brain739) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Five people must come to terms with their own issues to stop a madman and his army of space invaders.

— Sky (They/Them) #SAGAFTRAStrong (@SkyVasNormandy) September 7, 2014

A guy loses his job on his day off and has a friend over to smoke. He gets in a fight with the town bully and wins #explainafilmplotbadly

— Steve (@thesposhow) September 7, 2014

A crazy soldier goes up a river to kill an even crazier soldier while almost everyone in his boat gets killed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lodoviko the Ronin (@LodovikoZ) September 7, 2014

No witch, just a shaky cam in the woods. Also, selfies before there were selfies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/e3ADM55tyB

— Grumpified (@A_W_Gozer) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Diminutive homosexual writer exploits a small-town murder for personal gain.

— Julie (@inScytheful) September 7, 2014

Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk.
Throw ring in the fire.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@KrankyKanuck) September 7, 2014

Breeders whelp more than 100 puppies from same canine parents & establish inbreeding on a massive scale #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Father Didymus ️️‍️ (@FrDidymus) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A group of knights go on an epic quest, but they get squished by farm animals and eaten by a bunny.

— Lin-Lin (@LinLinAndPedro) September 7, 2014

The stag party to end all stag parties in Vegas #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris (@ChrisDavidStone) September 7, 2014

A talent for cutting hair and trimming hedges leads to robbery, then murder. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/iuy7XAQY6j

— Leo Polovets (@lpolovets) September 7, 2014

The cowboy toy hates on the spaceman toy.
Mild peril ensues.
The cowboy toy becomes BFF with the spaceman toy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drunk Uncle Scissors (@TonyOfBingus) September 7, 2014

A girl & her dog left home. Her friends needed organs. A green lady melted and a house fell on her sister. #ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— Samantha (@blazinfuriez) September 7, 2014

Aliens try to take over a planet that they're fatally allergic too. Joaquin Phoenix makes himself a tin-foil hat.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marcus D Woolcott (@Gyropitus) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly = My new favorite hashtag. Ever. Omg I'm dying XDD

— A-Meg-ican Psycho (@Luguardio) September 7, 2014

Bad Austrian nun takes up with dude with 7 kids who all disappear, setting up world's first Amber Alert. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 7, 2014

Old man can't recall ever having owned a droid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Parabolic Arc (@spacecom) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bride's wedding is ruined so she kills the wedding crashers

— Liam Tøynbee (@LiamToynbee) September 7, 2014

Drunk thinks he can help but makes it worse, goes to counselling, beats alcoholism, saves day #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/3KaazUyiDA

— Paul McDonough (@Guitaraholic) September 7, 2014

Dinosaurs come back to life in theme park, only to find out that DNA scientists taste a little like chicken. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 7, 2014

Robin Williams becomes a transvestite to spend more time with his kids #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben Gould (@gouldcomic) September 7, 2014

A short guy gets dragged along to look for treasure, finds accursed wedding ring #TheHobbit #explainafilmplotbadly

— DistractedGlowb (@DistractedGlowb) September 7, 2014

Well this guys just wants to fuck this girl but then he screws that up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— advil lavigne (@StoveTaylor) September 7, 2014

Cómo nació, creció y murió 3,1416. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Akela (@CapRevolution) September 7, 2014

Deborah Winger takes almost 3 hours to die, leaving Jack Nicholson plenty of time to flirt with her mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Black cures Tom Hanks' bladder infection by feeling his testicles and some other folk's ails and then gets fried.

— Kev Kev (@CyaeghaUK) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man with a huge penis, no sorry that's just me

— Mark (@marksanders66) September 7, 2014

Government committee succeeds much because incompetent foreign entrepreneur fails at takeover. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/hIZwvqJzO1

— Danny Adams – @Madwriter1970@vmst.io (@Madwriter1970) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman seduces a special needs man and dies of aids. #ForrestGump

— Tash (@nrl90) September 7, 2014

A 18th century version of Mark Chapman kills a genius #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/0ryteoEOsH

— Bookbox (@IlinaBookbox) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly He's dead Jim. Spock's dead Jim. Jim's dead Jim. Data's dead… reboot required.

— Doo Doo Economics (@DooDooEcon) September 7, 2014

Had great fun with the #explainafilmplotbadly hash tag. I rank it up there with @simonpegg's #peggparty a few years back.

— Elffriend Forever (@DeBelle77) September 7, 2014

Jimmy Stewart finds that failed suicide attempts somehow lead to success and happiness if done at Christmas time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harold Cook (@HCookAustin) September 7, 2014

Genesis loving, daydreaming Wall St executive fails to make reservations. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Will Humphrey – @leftywill84 on Threads (@Will_Humphrey) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Family man takes job looking after out-of-season hotel. Driven crackers by garish carpets and terrible decor.

— Graeme McNay (@GraemeRMcNay) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Sandra Dee's hot cousin changes himself for the love of Michelle Pfeiffer and everyone else is 40

— Rebecca Leib (@RebeccaLeib) September 7, 2014

mads mikkelsen has a sex scene and once again I give up on finding a man that can compare to him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Carla Mikkelsen (@daddymads) September 7, 2014

Boy makes wish, grows up, gets dream job, misses home, becomes boy again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lisa (@Lijoh1) September 7, 2014