#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A rich guy has no friends or family, so he decides to dress up like a bat and go beat up a clown.

— Kaitlyn Ryan (@kryan1019) September 7, 2014

Kids go on a treasure hunt to pay their parents' mortgages. Almost dying repeatedly, they befriend a disfigured giant.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aiden Angeli (@aidenangeli) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly T-TIMMAH! Uh-ah Tim? Oh aaaa TIMMEH!! Timmah…? TimMEH Ru-tu Ti-TimmeHH

— Timmy Burch (@iTimmyBurch) September 7, 2014

A fraternity get drunk and thrown out of school then ruins a parade #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dave (@touque42) September 7, 2014

Guy named after city attempts to commit grand theft auto numerous times in 96 hours. Has white whale named Eleanor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ben (@MinnesotaBen) September 7, 2014

A club-footed criminal is the sole survivor of a heist gone wrong. Turns out he's just a big fat liar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kristyn P (@KristynMarieP) September 7, 2014

A math janitor really likes apples #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jennifer Flack (@jennyflack) September 7, 2014

3 talented actors go to Vegas for bachelor party and cash in large checks for unnecessary, terrible sequels. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) September 7, 2014

A black cop partners with a mullet to solve crimes while sax riffs play in the background. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DH (@musicmaker67) September 7, 2014

A group of little people walk hundreds of miles because of some stupid ring. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Apparently Boosted Steve (@Steverocks35) September 7, 2014

Stranded on an island, man talks to a ball..MONTHS later, builds a raft. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/lUNI8sJglP

— Renata (@RenataSuerth) September 7, 2014

Overbearing father drives son to an early grave. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/gb2aphfwBg

— Jeramy Goble (@JeramyGoble) September 7, 2014

The spent so much money on the special effects that they ran out of film before they recorded the top falling over.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Hartling (@XenosNS) September 7, 2014

Stupid guy wakes up and finds out he's not that stupid #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MWUnicorn (@MWUnicorn) September 7, 2014

Two unsupervised children spend time with a large wild animal #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wyIbiAWhGq

— Jared Skolnick (@jaredskolnick) September 7, 2014

There's this big boat and an iceberg. Somebody loses a really nice piece of jewelry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Flamini (@MichaelFlamini) September 7, 2014

Poor logistical planning and research design derails folkloristics documentary project in Maryland #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ahtzib (@ahtzib) September 7, 2014

man reflects on some of the different jobs he had during his career #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/V7r9nfRNj6

— sara mayeux (@saramayeux) September 7, 2014

baby gets adopted, develops powers, gets rid of principal, gets adopted again by her teacher #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— // (@moretomonica) September 7, 2014

RT @adamsigel: A man goes on an extreme 4-year pescatarian diet and then delivers a FedEx package. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Sigel (@ScottSigel) September 7, 2014

Pocahontas but with blue people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cole Abdullah (@ColedPlay) September 7, 2014

This guy named Harry meets this girl. I can't remember her name but it's that chick from You've Got Mail. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Rice (@IanRiceComedy) September 7, 2014

Talking cars race, and then race to get to another race #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kyle Phillips (@Kyle_Phillips8) September 7, 2014

Large boat takes the ice bucket challenge. Overreacts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grizzly: The Bionic Vapour Boy (@Grizzlykreiden) September 7, 2014

Ender plays a game. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Banned Library (@bannedlibrary) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ryan Gosling plays an autistic young man who murders tens of people to win the affections of a single mother.

— Francis Begbie (@BegbieBegbie) September 7, 2014

@kangarara Also another movie from #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly !

— Kate Caldwell (The twitting remains ditched) (@katecaldwell) September 7, 2014

Ferris Bueller uses a dial-up modem, things go awry, and we hear the word "defcon" a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Karissa Sparks (@karissasparks) September 7, 2014

The boat sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christa (@MissCritta) September 7, 2014

Boy with magic stick kills man without nose #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Doug Nuttall (@dougnoodle) September 7, 2014

The Walt Disney Corporation gives girls unrealistic portrayals of romance in cartoon form. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Petty Davis (@FrettyDavis) September 7, 2014

Racist learns the 500 Internal Server Error of his ways. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/j0rLfSxK4U

— The Horror Guru (@TheHorrorGuru) September 7, 2014

A bunch of dead guys play a game. — Field of Dreams #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mrs. Anderson (@libertychick80) September 7, 2014

This dad & his son don't get along until the very end. The man also changes bosses constantly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/53AgTeCRU8

— Mike Janes (@JanesMike) September 7, 2014

Home Alone but with an alien who befriends a boy & then gets sick but then they ride into space together on a bike #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katie Haller (@halleratyou) September 7, 2014

Turns one draft pick into three. Still can't save the Browns. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/iDQbhBY4No

— Pigskin 'N Pearls (@PigskinNPearls) September 7, 2014

Dicaprio dies, gives a brilliant performance, doesn't get an Oscar, what movie am I? Trick question-all of his movies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jaimee (@0rang3youglad) September 7, 2014

It turns out that white men can jump but nobody notices cuz Rosie Perez is wearing a tank top. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Love, Beth, & Robots (@DeathCar72) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two teens with cancer say "okay" a lot.

— ((( Mary Elizabeth ))) (@MaryElizaParker) September 7, 2014

A monster with a glowing finger makes friends with a boy, eats candy, runs around, then turns white and goes home.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jennifer Flack (@jennyflack) September 7, 2014

Initech stock prices down after head office burns down.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Free Northerner (@FreeNortherner) September 7, 2014

NYC woman gives birth to a baby w/ weird eyes. Her neighbors take the baby in to protect him from her hysterical mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tomris Laffly (@TomiLaffly) September 7, 2014

It's about people working in a music store and you get to see Liv Tyler in a hot red bra #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@ElleBelAnge) September 7, 2014

Lindsay lohan and Jamie lee Curtis have Chinese food and then shit goes down. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Noah is going to Wembley! (@NJWade_) September 7, 2014

Antonio Banderas is a singing, guitar playing, gun toting mariachi performer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jorge (@bronxfanatic) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #NickCage makes surprised faces then looks contemplative…maybe he looks confused #everyNickCagemovie

— peter pasco (@petepasco) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a mom makes spaghetti, son raps about it…

— Aaron (@TheSarcasmShow) September 7, 2014

Guy has affair with crazy woman who murders rabbits just because his wife gave their daughter a stupid haircut. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rhydd (@Rhyddian) September 7, 2014

Spoiler Alert: That girl is Madonna. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Love, Beth, & Robots (@DeathCar72) September 7, 2014

Scientologist makes drinks and avenges friend's suicide by impregnating Shue #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Billy Caputo (@BillCaputo) September 7, 2014