#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

The thing kills a dog. Everyone is scared of the thing, the thing kills a bunch of them, then they kill the thing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mitch Kocen (@MKocenwrites) September 6, 2014

@salejandroh a rhyming Andre The Giant tracks a refurbished pirate who turns out to actually be right handed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Drew Ernakovich (@DrewErnakovich) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly rich person lives, poor guy drowns, rich person pretends to be sad.

— l e a h (@NordieByNature) September 6, 2014

Four kids find a dead guy by the train tracks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Evonne Crewgull (@evonne28) September 6, 2014

A baby gets left in a jungle, dances with a monkey who wants to be a human. Manages to keep the same underwear #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan (@dangloag) September 6, 2014

A twentysomething musician systematically murders his girlfriend’s exes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim (@werdsmiffery) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A cop, a biologist, & a crazy fisherman hunt down an endangered species to help tourism operators make money.

— Duncan MacMaster The Internet’s Sweetheart (@FuriousDShow) September 6, 2014

The guy is dead but still likes to party with his bros. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bo Henderson (@bo_henderson) September 6, 2014

A guy kisses his sister and kills his dad #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charlie (@PBzCharlie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly nerdy twink turns into a spider and flies around doing web shit

— sara (@hectoroftrcy) September 6, 2014

A guy dresses up as a bat so he can fight a guy with braces #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daniël (@DBerrevoets) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly turtles live to be over 150 years old pic.twitter.com/MIdeC4SMwI

— ashia (@TRIVlAIove) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly two women fight over a pair of red shoes

— bex (@atwellridley) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this guy's uncle dies so he swings around the city beating people up

— Lee (@iamleechin) September 6, 2014

Megan Fox helps giant turtles save city. Needs Will Arnett to drive everywhere cuz she can only run in slow motion. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Green (@The_RobbyG) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Aliens destroy White House, Fresh Prince , guy from Jurassic Park and Cousin Eddie kill them.

— regdog (@TierzaChels) September 6, 2014

Kid returns one last time, hangs out with his sister and his dad before partying with some small bears. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Zalben (@azalben) September 6, 2014

Scientist becomes not so jolly green giant. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Darrell Mepham (@JDMepham) September 6, 2014

Man with slight learning difficulties is solely responsible for America's entire recent history #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Feast of Stephen (@Stevecathutch) September 6, 2014

"@JMayMendoza: A guy marries a girl who fits the shoe he found. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/hvgFbag1Ja"

— yhel (@marielleazares_) September 6, 2014

J. Lo gets beat up, then trains like Rocky for final battle w/ guy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

A mother is upset that her son was bullied at Summer camp. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andy Edwards (@eds209) September 6, 2014

An immigrant leaves a great job in Africa only to get to New York and be subjugated to fast food work #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Me (@Vadollarsign) September 6, 2014

Superman reverses the Earth's rotation to leave a woman alone (but alive) in the desert with her broken down car. #explainafilmplotbadly

— ️Joseph Darnell (@jcsdarnell) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman walks into a bar, bartender says why the long face, she says because Big jilted me at the altar.

— Greg Bernhard (@GregBernhard) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly young girl develops feelings for a large beastly animal but then changes him into effeminate nonce with ponytail.

— mkingdon (@mkingdon) September 6, 2014

Fresh Prince hates robots so he runs around stopping the robots and there's robots everywhere. One's his mate, though#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave Kennedy (@cherrysheriff) September 6, 2014

Mssr. Gustave H, or The Virtues of Sleeping With Mentally Feeble Old Ladies with Homicidal Sons for Economic Benefit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— … (@CountDmitri) September 6, 2014

They should have gone in a bigger boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Haruka Abe (@HarukaAbe) September 6, 2014

Young Rogue peeps Harvey Keitel's wang; musical #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A-B (@fmlsux) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Wind blows girl away. She follows coloured masonry with folk missing organs to find sorcerer. Goes home by red shoes

— West || Lawns‍龍樹 (@westlawns) September 6, 2014

You can't even name him. The kid is a wizard and HE'S not even supposed to do it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Julie Hutchings (@HutchingsJulie) September 6, 2014

A singing nun leaves convent 2luk after 6 singing children,marries their singing father & flee to survive yl singing #explainafilmplotbadly

— tequila mockingbird (@followLonga) September 6, 2014

Lieutenant isn't very good. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ross Miller (@rosstmiller) September 6, 2014

Fresh Prince punches a massive jellyfish and at the end The Fly smokes a cigar whilst strutting #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kev Leitch (@theserviceuser) September 6, 2014

Two police officers with different personalities are paired together. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ant O'Fearghail (@aofarre) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks invent online dating

— Andrews Dad (@Andrew_Dad) September 6, 2014

Girl with bow and arrows lives longer than other people.
Wins the game.
Goes home.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew I Wilson (@AndrewIanWilson) September 6, 2014

After attempted murder, Cowboy and Spaceman form uneasy friendship to escape claws of experimental surgeon #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bertie (@bertie_itr) September 6, 2014

"@_saltcircles: Man with sore throat, dead parents and a lot of money tries to be a super hero #explainafilmplotbadly"

— Rocio Marceleno (@rcmarceleno) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pig and spider become friends. Plot twist: spider can write.

— confelicitation (@Oh_My_Croft) September 6, 2014

Kid sleeps in and skips school. Sister gets mad. Principal gets mad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/eruzXCRCpq

— Movie Bungalow (@moviebungalow) September 6, 2014

This guy and then he gets the… Then he weeeeee and (explosion noise) up to her and she does the thing and says yes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob McCallum (@rob__mccallum) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hairdresser accused of mutilating children, forced to live alone in gothic mansion.

— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) September 6, 2014

Newman from Seinfeld gets acid spat in his face because they bought back dinosaurs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan (@Muntedone) September 6, 2014

Animated parasitic vermin makes soup. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A-B (@fmlsux) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly nobody caught on fire pic.twitter.com/7vD90I0ImQ

— rbr (@falleneverlark) September 6, 2014

A bunch of people help a short guy take a ring back to where it was made. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Kirke (@richardkirke) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a man with a growth defect sets out to destroy a priceless piece of family jewellery

— TroyTonyTony (@BoyDuppy) September 6, 2014

A couple of adulterers rekindling their affair in Morocco corrupt a local policeman and bring him to their side #explainafilmplotbadly

— Andrés Paniagua (@andres_paniagua) September 6, 2014