#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Boy hates boxing. Likes dancing. Coal mines. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hazel Low (@HazelnotsoLow) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Man falls asleep. Has a dream. Man falls asleep in the dream. Has another dream

— N’otoSocio (@Bevlar90) September 6, 2014

Aliens invading earth are defeated by suicidal redneck in a space shuttle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— NitroGen Podcast (@NitroGenCast) September 6, 2014

Two guys eat Cornettos. Suddenly everyone's a zombie, one of the two becomes one too and lives in the other's shed. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Stef (@HiddlesPuddles) September 6, 2014

Basically exactly the same as Point Break, but with cars. And Vin Diesel instead of Patrick Swayze. It's not as good.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Harber (@JohnHarber1978) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl gains super powers coz drugs explode in her stomach,she become so strong at the end and turns into a usb #Lucy

— Remzi Jokes (@remzi_raif) September 6, 2014

Astronauts travelling to the moon encounter difficulties. Some nice people in Houston sort out their problem #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Tim Crowe (@CroweTim) September 6, 2014

Delinquent fish gets kidnapped, father exploits situation to meet women. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— joel (@JoelStanton) September 6, 2014

Young man spends the 50s trying desperately not to have sex with his mother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— astruc (@astruc) September 6, 2014

Tech-savvy auteur makes overlong toy advertisement and a witty commentary on stubborn kids #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nik – tequilayuen.bsky.social (@Tequila_Yuen) September 6, 2014

A woman with an 80s perm fakes an orgasm in a diner. The End. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bex (@rebeccaupnorth) September 6, 2014

Guy removes glasses, becomes unrecognizable, gains superpowers and goes on to save the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sneha Vaidyanathan (@snegahh) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly big fish try to eat boat with suspenseful music.

— Louis Tyrer (@LouisTyrer18) September 6, 2014

Some chimps discover an obelisk, and from then on who fucking knows what the fuck is going on. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @verity@aus.social (@veritychambers) September 6, 2014

A sad old man, fed up with council interference, tries to move his house using balloons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Iain (@elecmonk) September 6, 2014

A baker and a squirrel hunter win a child murdering contest and become celebrities. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Sweeney (@Courier12) September 6, 2014

Possible pedophile sends teen boy in a nuclear vehicle to get his mom hot and tell his dad to grow a pair… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nathan Woodward (@bigtimedadguy) September 6, 2014

That Ryan Gosling gets his hands cut off in Bangkok because he didn't really want revenge but his mam nagged him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Brown (@MarkOneinFour) September 6, 2014

Everybody dies, including the cop who gets his ear cut off. Great soundtrack. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bert Swattermain (@BertSwattermain) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy meets girl, they do naughty things, boat sinks, girl stops boy getting on door, boy dies, girl cries… #TheEnd

— Seamusrabbit (@JoJoCharlton1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly vin diesel drives super powered cars through 100' s of red lights. Repeat .repeat repeat repeat repeat.

— Steve Epstein (@sbepstein) September 6, 2014

Robbery goes wrong resulting in policeman being unable to wear glasses anymore#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sweary Fuckin' Jesus (@SwearyJesus) September 6, 2014

Mongeese know stuff. Tigers are ungrateful. Old Indian guys are bullshitters. Fish #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Kearney (@aaronkearneyaus) September 6, 2014

Men in suits exchange homoerotic glances and call each other by colours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— lili (@cinemellon) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guys goes to prison, makes a black friend, escapes from prison

— Tom (@tomrobinsonnn) September 6, 2014

Big shark menaces beach. Character realises need for larger maritime vessel to hunt animal. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Robinson (@RAeSTimR) September 6, 2014

powder enters the tummy of a woman LUCY nw she can delude asian men in tuxedos the whole time #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/1EXUOWZ6BJ

— E (@EmoBarbra) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A little guy with hairy feet finds a ring take 3 movies to kill dragon

— David Williams (@david_vacy) September 6, 2014

Horse walks through a war zone. Survives. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harry Criticos (@Harry_Criticos) September 6, 2014

Reminds me of @EnglAtheist –> "@becadroit: #explainafilmplotbadly there are fights but no one is allowed to talk about it"

— Wicked Aphro (@alternyaaphro) September 6, 2014

Crippled man becomes a blue alien and integrates with the natural wildlife #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bogglewonks (@Callum19191919) September 6, 2014

Slumdog Millionaire "@KenyanSam: Street urchin wins 20 million Rupees#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

— (@djetmose) September 6, 2014

Dad's a plump Scottish woman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Kearney (@aaronkearneyaus) September 6, 2014

Teenager has relationship with old guy who has terrorist connections while his mother tries to have incest with him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Diane Dawson (@DianeDawson) September 6, 2014

Mickey can't control the buckets or mops. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Facthammer (@The_Facthammer) September 6, 2014

Rich white girl loves poor blacksmith. Funny pirate guy meets dead father under the sea. Giant octopus causes mayhem. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Talei Loto (@coco_dubai) September 6, 2014

Andy Dwyer saves the universe from the Blue Man Group with the help of a rodent, a wrestler, Uhura, and a bush. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed (@Ed_Hudson) September 6, 2014

Government man becomes alien, lives rest of life on a trash heap #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adriaan Roets (@AHHHdriaan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly They're taking the hobbits to Isengard.

— HayleyIB (@HayleyIB) September 6, 2014

Gandalf gets the hots for his gardener. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jago (@Jagodesu) September 6, 2014

Hard-boiled NY cop can't cope with lack of crime in small town, reverse PTSD makes him hallucinate man eating shark. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charlie Brigden️‍️ they/them (@filmsonwax) September 6, 2014

Group walks around forever instead of using Eagles to get to some mountain top. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tony Dang (@tonydang) September 6, 2014

Schwarzenegger sends himself to Mars as a fat woman. Three tits, some death, & a psychic belly later, there's air.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Blue Rabbit (@bluerabbit501) September 6, 2014

man alive in coffin, phone goes dead, lighter run outs…………….#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Fred Flunk (@fredflunk) September 6, 2014

Midget goes to destroy his ring #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amarielle (@AmarielleEU) September 6, 2014

300 blokes put up a bit of a fight against a vastly superior force. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Facthammer (@The_Facthammer) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 5 singy songer banders do the sing thing on tour sometimes n this is their journey

— jubby (@taeminluvr7) September 6, 2014

Young woman's bath is interrupted by an incompetent plumber. An unlikely and energetic romance immediately ensues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Barny Boatman (@barnyboatman) September 6, 2014

A guy gets punched in the ear so he steals his friend's girlfriend but then realizes he"s schizophrenic. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dan steele stands with SAG-AFTRA (@dansteele) September 6, 2014

A chicken runs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Hearty (@MikeHearty) September 6, 2014