#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Dat movie was life! "@BowDownHeauxs: A white bitch wanted black D & Sharon tore that ass up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

— keke’s groove (@BeysAnatomy) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly "You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"….. turns green

— Doo Doo Economics (@DooDooEcon) September 6, 2014

Oil tycoon loves stealing milkshakes, and cruelty. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Myers (@pulmyears) September 6, 2014

It isn't Matt Damon's fault that he likes apples and is a genius. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Justin Michael Bell (@JustinMBellBand) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks is an adult #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joel Benge-Abbott (@bengeabbott) September 6, 2014

Cute guy with possible autism really likes to drive #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️ There will come soft rains (@Oochami) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly white guy wishes he had legs and was a giant blue man with a penis that can control anything.

— Jeabascot Nutterade (@TrickysBall) September 6, 2014

FedEx package gets delivered several years late #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @grissallia.bsky.social (@Grissallia) September 6, 2014

Big chap grows and goes through every orifice until entire rocket ship crew croaks except a lady and her cat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Alien

— David “Darkness” Weiner (@TikiAmbassador) September 6, 2014

Water, just like, fucking everywhere. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— B (@iamsunshine78) September 6, 2014

White guy steals cultural artefacts. Nazis try their hands at the occult. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Cortexiphan – @yakmoose@cloudisland.nz (@yakmoose) September 6, 2014

Giant ape goes plane spotting.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tiny Owl Workshop (@TinyOwlWorkshop) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an Austrain bodybuilder discovers he has the world's most flexible nose

— Riley, Legally Femme ️‍️ (@Gao_Gal) September 6, 2014

[EXTREME CLOSE-UP] WHAAAAAAA! [EXTREME CLOSE-UP] WHOAAAAAAAA! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hiro! (@HiroRwar) September 6, 2014

That one where Tom Cruise plays the young cocky guy. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Gene (@EugeneMasonABQ) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leonardo DiCaprio visits mental institution on an island and finds he's an inmate

— Philip Bashford (@phil_bashford) September 6, 2014

P equals NP #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/oBHmLUUyZd

— Taylor Hornby ️ (@DefuseSec) September 6, 2014

Martian eats candy, gets sick, and phones home. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Imogene CooCoo (@AprilFool29) September 6, 2014

Some guy in a loony bin with like this big Indian guy that doesn't talk. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— the Real Clem Shady (@cpsemple) September 6, 2014

Woman hates man until he swims in a lake at his nice house. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Carla Zapel (@Charlie_Zulu) September 6, 2014

A bunch of kids run away & steal precious jewelry all the while endangering their lives. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/rNcZYaOQTO

— Rad Dad (@islandalumni) September 6, 2014

Caveman becomes popular in high school. Is deterred from wheezing juice. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Healey (@JoeHealey42) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bunch of old men high on steroids blow shit up. Again.

— Nien Nunb (@Nien_Nunb) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man dies and gets turned into robot. Continues his chosen career in law enforcement.

— JRJ (@JRJohnsonTweets) September 6, 2014

Large aquatic radioactive lizard leaves the Pacific Ocean to walk around in and breathe fire on Japanese cities. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr. S.A. Applin (@AnthroPunk) September 6, 2014

The trees get mad and kill everyone except Mark Wahlberg. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Americo Alvarenga (@americo76) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some guy says: Go ahead, make my day!

— MLo (@MLoParis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Young girl gets part-time job at bathhouse

— NULLxVALUE (@rinshankouhai) September 6, 2014

claude rains is a smug son of a bitch #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/EiL2RqtD5B

— Sean Gothman (@SeanGothman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly he escapes from l.a.

— elon musk real (@RobynOnIine) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Deadly liquid metal man sent to kill child killed by child helped by mother and the machine from the first film.

— Samalamalamalam (@TheAlmightyFox) September 6, 2014

A big gorilla falls for someone well out of his league and pays for it big time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kay Stonham (@kaystonham) September 6, 2014

Curve the bullet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014

Drug dealer, stripper, homeless girl and a weirdo smuggle drugs across the border. Weirdo bit on the balls by spider #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Penix For Heisman (@nathanSD8) September 6, 2014

Poor man sinks to bottom of the icy ocean in attempts to get rich girl: Survival of The Fittest #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bissmah Mehmud (@bissmahmehmud) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly God is a lie. Buy our goods.

— Blechy Blech (@TotallyAnalog) September 6, 2014

Old guy and rich, college graduate dislike each other at first, then bond over scars, then a shark eats the old guy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@Fake_Showrunner) September 6, 2014

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal totally don't go fishing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shmouf (@shmouflon) September 6, 2014

Prostitute got lucky, wore a red dress, nearly caught her fingers in a jewellery box #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— net (@annetteharris1) September 6, 2014

BAPS 🙁 "@arianasmedium: weave so good it saved niggas lives #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

— krisstall (@TopShelfKrystal) September 6, 2014

Tim Burton makes ANOTHER film #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cameron Boon (@BakedBoons) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Stranger, lured from the forest to a home via Reese's Pieces, asks to make a phone call.

— Humberto Moreira (@humbertomoreira) September 6, 2014

Bill Murray experiences extreme deja vu #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Shapiro (@danshapiro) September 6, 2014

Once is about a guy and a girl who don't bang #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Black (@DanBlackAttack) September 6, 2014

They need a bigger boat #explainafilmplotbadly

— Charlie Hayes (@oxfcharlie) September 6, 2014

Karrueche is in it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ً (@southshayharbor) September 6, 2014

Robot With Austrian Accent From The Future Tries To Kill Girl So She Isn't Knocked Up By Another Guy From The Future #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— bruinz0477 (@bruinz0477) September 6, 2014

Woman sails to NZ has her finger chopped off and finds love #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aileen Smart (@planetsmart009) September 6, 2014

Neo finds out his name rearranged is One#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ginger Will Strike For The #NHS (@Monkey79) September 6, 2014

Girl hurt in natural disaster hallucinates surreal world & companions, then murders woman in order to get "home" #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eleri. Like celeri, but with less peanutbutter (@EleriTMLH) September 6, 2014