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America's proudest symbol of justice and freedom destroys his city, breaks a guy's neck, saves nobody. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Keith Carey (@keithtellsjokes) September 6, 2014
When a brilliant scientist becomes angry he turns green and can only speak in monosyllabic grunts. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Steve Baker (@StevePBaker) September 6, 2014
A gay vampire couple raises Kristen Dunst (also a vampire) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— loki1001.bsky.social (@Loki1001) September 6, 2014
Italian men eat like kings during thirty-year crime spree #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Mr. Morris (@SaneIsCrazy) September 6, 2014
talkative man sits at a bus stop. Then leaves. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— mr cis, bn the guy (@bnprime) September 6, 2014
It's like a bad version of your favourite TV show, and somebody fucked Tessa Campenelli. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— precautionary fail (@flahertytweets) September 6, 2014
Little people trek across the countryside. They eat a lot. There's a ring involved & a guy that says "my precious." #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"
— Botany (@sid_kane) September 6, 2014
Team of superheroes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly bruce willis voices of kirstie alley's talking baby, who she has with george segal, and then gets with john travolta
— the only living bi in new york (@hoonlives95) September 6, 2014
King George has bird trouble and supports the Arsenal. He's dead worried they might not win the league. They do. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— GadFly* (@FPL_Fly) September 6, 2014
An elderly widow kidnaps a boy scout and flies his house to South America. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Sebastian (Trans rights are human rights) (@AroundTheWeird) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Old guy bangs minor in black & white.
— CLA (@ConservativeLA) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Teen Wolf goes back in time and his mom wants to bone him.
— eddievercetti (@eddievercetti) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly cars race fast
— ЄЯІЅ ЄФ (@DONG_WIZARD) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Cheerleaders lead other cheerleaders' cheers.
— Brian (@bjhiggins) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A robot finds a plant and all the fat people come back to Earth
— JT (@jasminlt) September 6, 2014
Child prodigy goes to school and exposes the self defence teacher as a fraud almost every year. Also has magic. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Furry Philosopher? (@TheEmptyShadow) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael J. Fox goes back in time for an Oedipal adventure
— Brian (@bjhiggins) September 6, 2014
Know how you can't get fully aroused unless you see a severed horse head in someone's bed? Have I got a movie for you #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Shawn Carlow (@shawncarlow) September 6, 2014
Val Kilmer is smarter than everybody and accepts popcorn as being a part of the natural order of things. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Funky Butt Lover (@FatFreddysPat) September 6, 2014
Guy survives plane crash only to fight a pack of wolves in their den #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014
It's people. The green color is an artificial additive, btw. 100% gluten free, though. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— brx0 (@brx0) September 6, 2014
OK, so this kid's on a farm for water, but he finds a couple robots, then his aunt & uncle die. There's a princess. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— James Ryen (@JamesRyen) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Cuban sells coke. Shoots CIA
— ЄЯІЅ ЄФ (@DONG_WIZARD) September 6, 2014
Teenage lesbians' loathing of Orson Welles drives them to kill in 1950s
Christchurch #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly— Rob Hosking (@robhosking) September 6, 2014
Leonard DiCaprio sleeps a lot and dreams about his wife. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tarpo (@Tarpo) September 6, 2014
Some macho homo-erotic wet dream involving jet fighters & a token woman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Trip (@DumpyStig) September 6, 2014
About a nightclub called Silencio. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly.
— Katherine Fugate (@katherinefugate) September 6, 2014
A guy becomes convinced that computers have turned humans into batteries, begins a program of massive cyber-sabotage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Gord McLeod (@GordMcLeod) September 6, 2014
This guy comes from another galaxy to beat enemies with his magic hammer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Fong (@RyanFong_) September 6, 2014
German guy gets a bunch of Jews jobs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Tarpo (@Tarpo) September 6, 2014
A shark acts like a shark for 2 hours #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Will.i.aint (@Watchmakermaker) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Wee guy sees a deid Bruce Willis.
— Nolan Zebra 3 (@nolanzebra3) September 6, 2014
He's a detective hunting robots. It's always raining. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Glen (@glengyron) September 6, 2014
Animal experimentation goes wrong, but later turned out to have benefits for humans #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zLlm2v1dtb
— Mohamed Alyajouri (@Alyajouri) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man is not turtley enough for the turtle club
— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014
That chick from that bus movie is stuck floating in the nighttime sky. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Chris Meier (@itsmechrismeier) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they need to find some balls to stop a monkey and a green man but plot twist the protagonist IS the monkey
— Kuwaiti Employee (@Sckryle) September 6, 2014
Grateful African American chauffeur drives elderly white lady with gloves on country roads. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Maheen Usmani (@MaheenUsmani) September 6, 2014
The Tree of Life is Boyhood being interrupted by an episode of Cosmos #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Joel Redekop (@reddakop) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Charlton Heston is a Mexican and goes after the fat guy from the wine commercials
— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) September 6, 2014
Matt Damon runs around Europe for some reason. The girl from Run Lola Run also runs but to a slightly lesser extent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Jen Goldberg (@GirlGoneGoldbrg) September 6, 2014
A man named Pat Walsh burns anyone who participates in a hashtag game to the ground. Everyone agrees its fair/awesome #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Pat Walsh (@PTRQ) September 6, 2014
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Al Pacino rants and raves— Steven (@hoaxie) September 6, 2014
Two people in Seattle can't sleep. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Danielle (@for_gondorrr) September 6, 2014
This rich bloke wants to go sledging #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— BLTP (@Gargarin) September 6, 2014
A sports team invokes the army of Heaven to cheat at baseball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Andrew Krukowski (@akrukowski) September 6, 2014
Do you want to watch a movie that dudebros on the web have ruined? Well I got a Ed Norton & Brad Pitt vehicle for you #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— samuel (@samtrayter) September 6, 2014
This old guy has a bunch of balloons, kidnaps a kid, finds a bird and a dog in a South America.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— sour pixie stix (@sourpixiestix) September 6, 2014
Musician gets drunk, discovers that slavery is a bad thing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
— Neal Doran (@nealdoran) September 6, 2014
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