#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Mentally handicapped man runs a lot.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jae (@_jaewilliam) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly My life.

— Uja kitna khao gi? (@UjaHashmi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy gets plastic surgery and everyone in town wants to set him on fire

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly David Bowie abducts baby, attempts to seduce minor.

— Chungo Tumpus's House of Horrors (@Mr_Finn_McCool) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly time traveling alien orders Jimmy Johns

— crisp mattman (@cushbomb) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dinosaur safari island. It wasn't a good idea.

— Tanners (@CodeNameTanya) September 6, 2014

sorority girl stalks ex boyfriend at law school after using sex appeal to help her get into school. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laurie Bertram Roberts-Abortion Pills Are Safe (@smartstatistic) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A marine biologist gives up the chance to study sharks in Australia in order to study 1 shark that gets blown up.

— Truitt Murrow (@TruittMurrow) September 6, 2014

Liam Neeson hurts/maims/breaks/kidnaps/tortures/threatens/wounds/kills bad people who take his family members. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly mentally ill man expresses shitty ideology & forms a terrorist cult based on middle-class white male ennui

— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
He loves his phone

— beefmilk (@beefmilk) September 6, 2014

Maybe burning the groundskeeper wasn't the best idea #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DoubleJokerSince23 (@FanSince09) September 6, 2014

Father takes girl on international vacation after the last one went so well.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

A very rich man kept his boyhood sled until he died. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Litterick (@fundypost) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man falls for a woman, sings a few songs, family disapproves, lots of tears, more songs #anyBollywoodmovie

— My Surname is Khan (@ejaz_k) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly No one realizes artsy girl is hot until makeover montage

— Jen Pollack Bianco (@lax2nrt) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it's like all them alien movies from the 50s but this time with robots. They all just want to learn earth kissing.

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

American officer is rendered impotent by fluoride: blows up world in revenge #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Hosking (@robhosking) September 6, 2014

Asshole creates Facebook. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Defunct Games (@DefunctGames) September 6, 2014

A family drives to an amusement park. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Meier (@itsmechrismeier) September 6, 2014

Two lovers board a luxury ocean liner, but do not make it to their destination. Their tickets are non-refundable. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert Thies (@TweetinThies) September 6, 2014

Liam Neeson gets angry and kills every Albanian in France. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) September 6, 2014

Neil Diamond manages to make Al Jolson look a little less racist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Séamus Bellamy (@SeamusBellamy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jim Carrey creates foul odors

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

Little girl finds a rabbit with LSD tied to his toe drops that shit & enters a elevated time zone #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks befriends a football on a desert island. Football turns out to be the better actor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Smith (@m0xom) September 6, 2014

White people solve racism! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sunny Burn (@sunweasel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Sephiroth is back in an all new adventure!

— Jorge Santiago Jr (@JorgeSantiagoJr) September 6, 2014

Samuel and John have to clean a car full of brains #explainafilmplotbadly

— Piet Swanepoel (@Piet_Swanepoel) September 6, 2014

A bunch of aliens vandalize a planet that's 75 percent poison. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Max Nicholson (@Max_Nicholson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A long journey causes a war over the destruction of jewelry.

— forest hag adventurejenn.bsky.social (@jiggatravels) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly nothing could be more ridiculous than the actual plot of Signs

— Nicky Woolf (@NickyWoolf) September 6, 2014

No fucking clue but the title is Gummo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Victor Agreda Jr (@superpixels) September 6, 2014

A bunch of old dudes in court change their minds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Meier (@itsmechrismeier) September 6, 2014

Dude starts a Club for Fighters #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Snakes for arms (@ZachFromTheDead) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An IT Guy falls half asleep,takes LSD & becomes the savior of Linux developers worldwide for decades #Matrix

— My Surname is Khan (@ejaz_k) September 6, 2014

Robin Williams, Michael Gambon, LL Cool J, Joan Cusak and Donald O'Connor are all related #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Rossi (@MatthewWRossi) September 6, 2014

There's a bus and Hopper, and shit gets real serious when Dumber blows up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy Kirk (@JeremyKKirk) September 6, 2014

A dude in a vest has another bad day#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— a skeleton head (@Death_Buddy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A group of dudes start a road trip with an old man, make friends with a weirdo, and eventually destroy the one ring.

— Maybe: Brendan Bergen (@carpetislava) September 6, 2014

a dream about a dream inside a dream and a loud trumpet but it was all a dream, or was it? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Roman (@ARomanArtist) September 6, 2014

If Sparta had just let that crippled guy fight alongside them, they would have won Thermopylae #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Rossi (@MatthewWRossi) September 6, 2014

A woman with eight kids marries a man with 10 kids – they still do not use birth control #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kenn Pike (@thutigger) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A volcano erupts. Grandma's legs burn. People fall in love.

— Brittney (@Zona_Rips) September 6, 2014

Two dogs make out in a back alley while some seriously disturbed Italian men sing and talk to them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Benno ️ @blvdnights.bsky.social (@BryanRenno) September 6, 2014

Guy hits the gym, wraps himself in American flag and runs off to fight Hitler. He wins, but wakes up in the future. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marco Rogers (@polotek) September 6, 2014

Burt Macklin FBI in SPACE. The Ent and the Beatles song reference steal the show, though. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sunny Burn (@sunweasel) September 6, 2014

a dude goes to a planet full of blue aliens to get some #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Isabelle A. Wong (@isabelleawong) September 6, 2014

Marty McFly goes back in time and cock blocks his own dad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J.R. (@Straffo) September 6, 2014

Killer NASA cloud comes home, forcing a reunion of famous people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Nemecek * (@larrynemecek) September 6, 2014