#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Les Miz is a good musical.

— Psycho Turner, Qu'est-ce que c'est? (@TyleKurner) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly smokes weed, sees crazy shit, everyone gets shot, smokes more weed

— Miguel Nightmares (@daroof_isonfire) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Language-challenged Muppet teaches teen to kill his dad, kill thousands again, do billions in property damage again.

— Gollum (@Neerovra) September 6, 2014

Airplane afraid of heights. Really. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— YoPaulie.bsky.social – X-Twit (@YoPaulieNJ) September 6, 2014

If you are going to have a dream about a dream long haul flights in first class is the best option #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wolf, guess what my username elsewhere is 🙂 (@wolfcat) September 6, 2014

I want to see somebody to an #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly on THE BIG LEBOWSKI, since that's exactly what the film is about.

— Brian Schmid (@SchmanthonyP) September 6, 2014

Dinosaurs frighten Jeff Goldblum #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Sills (@joesills) September 6, 2014

Someone else did it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Wheeler Education (@SteveWheeler) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly brad pitt yells at his kids causing the universe to form

— eric (@zugzugpat) September 6, 2014

An android beats up Sigourney Weaver then turns a generation lactose-intolerant. There's also an orange cat.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michaela C (@FiveFrogsBlog) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly soap is made from people fat.

— Starlight — The Secret Earl is out! (@starlightgeek) September 6, 2014

Willis is dead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Derek Brink (@Derek_Brink) September 6, 2014

A teenager uses mucus secreted in his body to climb up walls whilst dressed in Lycra. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason O’Mahony (@jasonomahony) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly it was all a dream

— Jorell Rivera (@JorellRivera) September 6, 2014

That gay softcore about beach volleyball with Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Object-Oriented Onanism (@big_microbe_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jude Law is a sky captain in the world of tomorrow

— Louis C Dacus (@fuckinalpamare) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly death death death death hail hitler death death

— Currently workshopping a display name (@SomeCleverPun) September 6, 2014

A girl loves a guy who blatantly tells her he will probably kill her and ignores every warning from everyone.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JasonMB (@JasonMB) September 6, 2014

@thereeljames Shakespeare #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laura Wattie (@LyraFay) September 6, 2014

Way too much self-consciously clever dialogue ensues when Ellen Page gets knocked up. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Cee (@TheRobCee) September 6, 2014

Really fast zombies are less fast than Dr. Brad Pitt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— YoPaulie.bsky.social – X-Twit (@YoPaulieNJ) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two people spend time in Tokyo.

Hang on…I think that was explained quite well?

— James (@jimmyhawes) September 6, 2014

Have you been on the Star Tours ride, it’s kind of like that #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Frosting (@JayFrosting) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reeves and friends take LSD #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 6, 2014

Five superhumans team up, with the help of Edith Head, to vanquish one guy with no powers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Froonium Ricky Manning (@froonium) September 6, 2014

Senior citizen uses balloons to lure child into flying domicile kid napping #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dara M Wilson (@DaraMWilson) September 6, 2014

A victim of domestic bullying settles for an objectifying marriage with the help of an old lady and a large squash. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hannahcat (@HannahHugsTrees) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly found Nemo

— Miguel Nightmares (@daroof_isonfire) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A hotel caretaker spends the winter writing an extremely repetitious book, and using cutlery.

— Dale Franks ️ (@DaleFranks) September 6, 2014

A woman is keen for a sequel to a book, but lives far away from a book store, author pays an extended visit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Wolf, guess what my username elsewhere is 🙂 (@wolfcat) September 6, 2014

Am loving the tweets of #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. Some absolute gems there

— Joanna (@thatdoggonelady) September 6, 2014

Humphrey Bogart does some stuff that nobody understands, then bangs a hot chick with glasses. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mrs. Peel (@mrs__peel) September 6, 2014

Fletch takes his family on a vacation, but the dog peed on the sandwiches.
#explainafilmplotbadly

— Dan Pilling (@danpilling) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. Scientist gives monkey brain meds. Monkey becomes a genius, starts a gang, set trips, takes out the popo, "The End"

— Nitsua (@LloydOfTwisted) September 6, 2014

Lunatics led by smirking sociopath undermine overworked nurse's authority and take charge of asylum #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Turner (@theturner) September 6, 2014

Murdoch-like media oligarch gets all weird about some damn children's sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— brx0 (@brx0) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Somebody out there mistakenly believed we'd think Russel Brand was funny or entertaining

— Evgeny Prigozhin's Mile High Club (@Fenway_Nation) September 6, 2014

If you go swimming in the ocean, you're gonna die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mossback (@Mossback) September 6, 2014

"Nice Guy" slut shames girl, tells their whole relationship story w/o her consent, outs her, claims it's an apology. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lauren (@stuckinspincycl) September 6, 2014

A dream within a dream within a 160 million dollar budget #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Miguel Nightmares (@daroof_isonfire) September 6, 2014

Flouride causes a gynophobic USAF base commander to start a nuclear war. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Claudia Adams-Esgrow (@ClaudiaZann) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a ruddy massive shark confuses a load of people for seals and then explodes

— Mike (@Brother_Munson) September 6, 2014

Brat wants peashooter. Gets it for Easter. Shoots eye out.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— G.G.RUIZ (@genvruiz) September 6, 2014

Observe adult entertainment.

Consume greasy fast food. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @Aphrodite@chaos.social (@graphickal) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly an alien travels millions of light years to eat some Reese's pieces and then goes home

— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) September 6, 2014

Four smart-asses steal and capture souls for money, nearly destroying New York. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sis Boom Blah (@AndrewTheMild) September 6, 2014

A cylinder from space will destroy Earth unless somebody travels back in time to save its whale pen pals. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hoff/Wes ️‍️‍️ (@CeilingCow) September 6, 2014

Some suburban kids take a game far too seriously. Local avian population suffers #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Traviss (@andrewtraviss) September 6, 2014

A spider writes words "some pig" into web. I gotta admit they must've been high when they wrote that. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cody. (@The_SpacePope) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl is upset that she has to watch her bro instead of LARPing, so she LARPs about her bro being kidnapped instead

— Schaudwen (@Schaudwen) September 6, 2014