#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A diverse septuplet of diminutive men find and forgive a home intruder then innocently keep her dead body on display.

— Diana Sye (@Booscalia) September 7, 2014

Brave robot is reprogrammed into guarding a rat bastard and his skank mom. Another robot tries to intervene. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robo (@robot_hammer) September 7, 2014

Singing nanny encourages a father to take kids to work. Father is sacked & murders elderly boss with killer joke. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marianne (@tallulahbelle31) September 7, 2014

Angels are filthy cheaters who rig baseball games #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Overlord Rikonius (@Rikonius) September 7, 2014

Girl gets pregnant. Meets Boy. Loves Boy. Dumps Boy. Makes Up w/Boy Has Twins. Gets married 2 Boy. Girl Gets Pregnant.#explainafilmplotbadly

— Bryna (@Becoming_Bryna) September 7, 2014

Affluent housewife orders pizza gets more than she bargains for, i think, i only saw like maybe 4 minutes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Yeeshkul (@YeeshkulMe) September 7, 2014

Things are so confusing that even the main character forgets what's happening. He has really cool tattoos though #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Samuel Kitchens (@PumasAndBatbads) September 7, 2014

A giant ape who wants to sleep with Naomi Watts #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Knight (@knightblue2004) September 7, 2014

Shit goes down #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— n8 th3 sp00p (@Norsewolf98) September 7, 2014

A man says his mum is a virgin & he can perform loads of miracles & you cant kill him and his dad lives in the sky #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @sharkdoor (@sharkdoor) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly white teacher tries to save some inner city kids

— Summer Soulstice (@kilowattpoet) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly That one guy from GodFather gets allot of money selling cocaine.

— Charlie / Skoringo ️‍ (@Skoringo_Tweets) September 7, 2014

Aliens come to Earth. Will Smith punches one in face #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamie Hunt (@Jamiehunt89) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a cuban immigrant sells coke

— Summer Soulstice (@kilowattpoet) September 7, 2014

The group home of ten old men is invaded by a pair of thieves. Worse yet, they're gelflings. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vinnie Tesla is only moderately hardcore (@VinnieTesla) September 7, 2014

A young teacher meets a business woman at career day outing, then the baseball season starts and he peas on her face. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charles T. Jackson ️️ (@WhatTheChuck67) September 7, 2014

So it turns out that the dream within a dream thing and the spinning dreidel is all about a business deal #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @Mofleezy

— A (@Rahrahking) September 7, 2014

Four poorly funded scientists set up a unique pest control business. Fight giant marshmallow with vacuum cleaners #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph Lofthouse (@LoftytheRogue) September 7, 2014

During a boring party, New York is attacked and everyone dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/5xhESyHUV6

— E Rock (@erykjamez) September 7, 2014

Johnny Depp is a pissed off hairdresser that sells pies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— JoeyJoe (@joeyjoe93) September 7, 2014

Already adjusted to the reality of a classmate named Boof, students prove generally accepting of a dunking werewolf.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Raskin + (@EricRaskin) September 7, 2014

A student gets trapped in drug dealing and reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ananya (@sanskari0711) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Man wastes entire life slaving in a podunk bank. Space ghost talks him out of perfectly reasonable suicide.

— Mededitor (@Mededitor) September 7, 2014

Me estoy riendo con #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Agustín Cicchilli (@aguscicchilli) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Extrovert gay volleyball players infiltrate the US Air Force

— Tom Morton (@tommorton) September 7, 2014

Wolverine, Catwoman, and Jor-El sing stuff.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Steiner (@Interestein) September 7, 2014

Guy crashes a plane. Plays a lot of beach volleyball and becomes a dentist through independent study. Heidiho Wilson #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bart (@Bugahabart) September 7, 2014

Saying guy's name 3 times makes bad things happen. Saying it 3 more times makes everything ok. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Beth Padfield (@bkpadfield) September 7, 2014

It takes a group a considerable amount of time and effort to deliver a piece of jewellery in a world without FedEx. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jos (@Sjosz) September 7, 2014

Iceberg 1 Titanic 0 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael O'Toole (@Michael_Oh2L) September 7, 2014

Men in undersized boat battle shark. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wrYiZCCggb

— Jen Yi-We Hernandez (@jenyiwe) September 7, 2014

Michael Fassbender gets his tackle out… Concentration lost #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elizabeth Goodwin (@goodwine77) September 7, 2014

Large ape and girlfriend terrorize NYC. – King Kong#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Greg Wierenga (@Gdubya1) September 7, 2014

#AskZoella
Father's Day#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#60mins#ThreeWordsSheWantsToHear#AFLPortTigers
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Slipper pic.twitter.com/mD9SfIWM0A

— Sydneyackermann (@sydneyackermann) September 7, 2014

Giant raisin from outer space comes to earth to eat candy and dress like Mother Theresa #explainafilmplotbadly #ET.. pic.twitter.com/eRwKbFCL59

— Sherwin Clark-Assoon (@TwoEyedGovernor) September 7, 2014

Two short people return a misplaced piece of jewelry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Diana Gallagher (@DianaMarieGal) September 7, 2014

Man washes up on beach, grows a beard, befriends a ball, goes home. #explainafilmplotbadly #castaway

— Andi Hughes (@and1hughes) September 7, 2014

Boy gets told he's a wizard and I really, really fancy his best friend's dad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ronald Lacey Fans (@RonaldLaceyFans) September 7, 2014

RT @Saffy_F "@Sofa_Critic: Hilarious 'Wizard of Oz' plot summary. RT @MeredithFrost #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/lcN2hasZ6W"”

— Emma (@Sandcastletime) September 7, 2014

Drugged up dude burns books and people. Sobers up, rubs a bannister and cries at the sun. #Equilibrium #explainafilmplotbadly

— Lady Magpie (@LauraLozJordan) September 7, 2014

RT @tihaaany: "@BritishReaction: Boat load of people take Ice Bucket Challenge. Ends badly. Girl floats away. #explainafilmplotbadly

— IndyGeek (@IndyGeek) September 7, 2014

Society is stunned to find that 3 single men can actually take care of a baby #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @The_T_Stain

— ashmeade (@jashmeade) September 7, 2014

Girl gets legs from a witch to be with a boy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Deedee (@Bazooka_Jane06) September 7, 2014

I can't talk about it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Amato (@_tamato_) September 7, 2014

Some guy runs around in bare feet yelling "yippy ki yay" #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MB (@RueU179) September 7, 2014

Two people on a ship fall in love. Ship hits an iceberg #explainafilmplotbadly

— pat (@paelizsz) September 7, 2014

Handicapped fish goes missing. Is found by father and retarded escort #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jack Davis (@jackk_daviss) September 7, 2014

After her father dies, a girl plots with an old woman to use magic to escape and tick off her step mother & sisters. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@KrisComics) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Vito gets fired from the fruit store. Resorts to life of crime.

— BROOKLYN HARDCORE: A NOVEL Out Now! (@EddieMcNamara) September 7, 2014

"@BritishReaction: Boat load of people take Ice Bucket Challenge. Ends badly. Girl floats away. #explainafilmplotbadly #Titanic"

— earth to tyani (@muchachitaa_) September 7, 2014