#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

A Mentally Challenged Man Lies To Strangers About Historical Events With A Box Of Chocolates #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

Fake cripple lies to a policeman for two hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey fakes a limp #explainafilmplotbadly

— Katie Dawson (@katiedawson23) September 6, 2014

A man built a baseball field on his land and had a catch with his dead father. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/enzPa9Xfh8

— Dr. Jeffrey Guterman (@JeffreyGuterman) September 6, 2014

Affection for a child's snow sled preoccupies a newspaper magnate #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen McGann (@StephenMcGann) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A guy likes blood. Can't find him in daylight.

— Squeamy Ellis (@Loffz) September 6, 2014

Jesus has a bad day #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— raandy (@randygdub) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly will smith fights off the deadly ebola virus

— Rat Meat Insurance (@RippleFrog) September 6, 2014

A gentle, reserved iceberg is viciously assaulted by a shipload of whiny bastards with silly accents. @tylermorrison1#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin Redfern (@MartinSRedfern) September 6, 2014

A guy makes out with his sister, sleeps inside a weird snow bear and a hairy ape looking thing co-pilots a spaceship #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kylo-Ben (@00Reject) September 6, 2014

A guy sleeps for a while #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/M5G8fnl91g

— Tim (@TimCundy) October 14, 2014

A volleyball gets stranded on an island and is abused by a hermit until it finally escapes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/f2ZyJmzGut

— Damon Hanson (@Damon_Hanson) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A friar and a skeleton wear disguises to fight for money to buy food and win over a nun's heart. @Nachoooo_Libre

— Nicolas González (@nicfluff777) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A teenage girl refuses to babysit and hangs out with David Bowie in tight pants.

— Donelle Lacy (@DonelleLacy) September 8, 2014

Tom Hanks spends 9 months in an airport waiting for his flight. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Blackman (@MikeRBlackman) September 7, 2014

Hey @BananaKarenina @efoxband @hopedellon @CaliforniaGravy @RonFunches ur #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly made the list. http://t.co/2kxG5fRVz0

— The Hashtag Game / @HashtagRoundup (@TheHashtagGame) September 7, 2014

When Russia attacks the US, a group of asshole teenagers rebel but die. Especially C. Thomas Howell. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Vale (@ericvale) September 7, 2014

Demi Moore's ex-husband and Stiffler can't find their car so they ask lots of people where it is. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike McFarland (@MikeMcFarlandVA) September 7, 2014

Old Indiana Jones fights a bunch of robots. He might be a robot, too. It's really unclear. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Clifford Chapin (@CliffordChapin) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly lots of people die in a battle and boy lives again

— alex (@Ietitdie) September 7, 2014

Some dumbass offers up a flotation device out of chivalry and ends up freezing to death #explainafilmplotbadly” @hess_natalie

— A.D.N (@Aidenkuseski) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly the passion of the Christ; Mel Gibson tortures some guy for two hours and then blames it on the jews

— Dave Stewart (@davestewart4444) September 7, 2014

Boy with painful, debilitating scar wins the big game; becomes most popular kid in school! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @Zopcornnn

— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014

Farm boy leaves home; develops crush on sister. Destroys Dad's office. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @Imin_Cognito

— Emily Andras (@emtothea) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leo gambles his way onto a big boat and it sinks. And we are all sad.

— Paige McKenzie ️ (@hauntedsunshine) September 7, 2014

Denzel Washington temporarily cures racism with football #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dave Rappoccio (@DrawPlayDave) September 6, 2014

Aliens in disguise. Everyday man runs out of bubble-gum, kicks ass. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @R_Roddy_Piper

— Cigarette Smoking Mandalorian (@BarneyDirty30) September 6, 2014

jilted bride wears yellow scuba diving suit and carries samurai sword #explainafilmplotbadly

— Pat DaBiere (@patdabiere) September 6, 2014

Nice and Rich Orphan does whatever he wants. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ExplainAFilmBadly pic.twitter.com/HnpCcOXB3n

— Sir Jadeja fan (@SirJadeja) September 6, 2014

A robot must bring a plant to space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Upcoming Pixar (@upcomingpixar) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Water defeats aliens (not Signs, it's Space Jam).

— Logan (@PlagueLovers) September 6, 2014

Fourteen midgets listen to an old hermit and decide to play "poke the dragon". #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gollum (@sneakygollum) September 6, 2014

Dead man terrorizes his grieving widow with a penny and Whoopi Goldberg. #explainafilmplotbadly

— clintthomas (@ClintThomas) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey gives head to Brad Pitt #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nossy Nosborne (@Nostradamnisuck) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly dude lives on island, dude goes home, girlfriend marries someone else.

— Dina (@deee_naah) September 6, 2014

Bipolar billionaire plays dress up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 6, 2014

Robot with poor language skills goes to space and saves fat people#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay (@JayWalkr) September 6, 2014

Football player goes to space, sticks hand in stump, saves world with hawkmen, everyone has different accent #explainafilmplotbadly

— Bobbie Oliver AmazonPrimeGreatestHits (@thebobbieoliver) September 6, 2014

As a result of poor building regulations, a girl is trapped inside a television. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Philip Ardagh (@PhilipArdagh) September 6, 2014

A tiny dinosaur spits in Newman's face in a dinosaur zoo. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Patricks (@Ryan_Patricks) September 6, 2014

Macaulay Culkin falls in love with a young girl, dies of bee stings so there's no chance there will be a sequel#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 6, 2014

Ned Beatty goes on a vacation he'll never forget. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton fight a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/dTxxUVQ04u

— Anthony Bejarano (You Were Looking At Me Era) (@AntBejarano) September 6, 2014

Snakes on a plane. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Robin Thicc (@robin_glover) September 6, 2014

An old rich dude talks about his sled, then dies #explainafilmplotbadly

— Hepatitis Maximus (@voodoohayride) September 6, 2014

OK so there's this guy. Well two guys. But it's mostly about one of them. Anyway he's… How many characters is that? #explainafilmplotbadly

— Daniel Radosh (@danielradosh) September 9, 2014

Affluent white guys abuse mentally disabled friend during bachelor party.#explainafilmplotbadly

— purgatorio o inferno (@_h3llo_w0rld_) September 8, 2014

Mexican villagers hire seven gunmen to fight off bandits. No wait, six gunmen. No, five gunmen. Damn! Four gunmen… #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mathew Lyons (@MathewJLyons) September 7, 2014

Marlon Brando is fat; grants wishes to bloodthirsty relatives. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@larynx_lynx) September 7, 2014

Men with glowing sticks fight men with glowing sticks while English is remarkably well known galaxy-wide. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Meehan (@MarcasPadraig) September 7, 2014