#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Rocky Balboa repeatedly punches a black man. Gets rewarded. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hung (@KickingYYC) September 6, 2014

One man and his male secretary hide people from his fellow countrymen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Benjamin Firstman (@Firstmanagram) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly baby gets put in the corner for dancing in a dirty fashion.

— Justin Fulkerson (@JustinFulkerson) September 6, 2014

@EMc2lusky #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly is trending … Twitter must have heard about last night =P

— John Perrino (@JCPerrino) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Thieves are paid to sleep on the job, turns out it was all a dream. Within a dream. Within a dream.

— Ready2Ramble (@Ready2Ramble1) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly A guy is too short to play the role of tin man @thelittletinman #somuchmore

— Chris Chancey (@chrischancey) September 6, 2014

B-List heroes team up with former arms dealer to kill generic aliens that are supposedly not Skrulls. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cameron Williams (@Wasgo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Policeman gets metal makeover after inept raid – eats babyfood then gets revenge on the dad from That 70 's Show.

— Kevisionary (@KevMcG1973) September 6, 2014

A TFC game #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Johnston (@risingaction) September 6, 2014

These two cowboys barely fit in a tent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ínvìnciblog (@invinciblog) September 6, 2014

Talking lion causes fathers death, eats bugs for several years, returns to kill his uncle and get with his half sis #explainafilmplotbadly

— Amanda (@a_arient) September 6, 2014

A curmudgeonly sea captain, a reluctant sheriff and a hippy try to keep a large fish from eating. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan (@cultureoflosing) September 6, 2014

Angry pedophile pussies out on political assassination, kills pimp instead, becomes hero. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Syd Lexia (@Syd_Lexia) September 6, 2014

Heterosexual romance #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/HoRZk0pTjA

— David Galbraith (@daveg) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a really old man trains to not die during his return boxing match

— Steve, The Amazing (@TheUsedMagician) September 6, 2014

A group of white people go where they should not #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spencer Perry (@TheSpencerPerry) September 6, 2014

@scottieimp @daryl_wright This robot from the future wants to kill, or save, this chick, and guns and stuff. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Buzz Trilliams (@KnowClass53) September 6, 2014

Not as funny as 'Airplane' & apparently based on a true story #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Sandling (@squat_betty) September 6, 2014

marky Mark gies up rapping to be a heavy metal singer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks fucks a volleyball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Neimark (@prejectedjokes) September 6, 2014

Abused orphan goes to school, makes new friends. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mary Chessmar (@marychessmar) September 6, 2014

Family of successful Italian immigrant competes against other families in various business endeavors.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LincolnHillsFrau (@bayareahausfrau) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jesse Ventura is murdered by an interstellar Rastafarian.

— Desperado D. Mayor (@Overmayor) September 6, 2014

Guy in a superman suit talks to his computer dad, kills a guy, proves he's not Superman at all #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/tuoNpcnEd8

— Detroit Green (@ila_pow) September 6, 2014

Fish loses son. Finds him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/oyrSY6Hlse

— Stephen Rogers (@GoDesignCreate) September 6, 2014

The dog dies just like a real person! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @thegarydoyle.bsky.social (@thegarydoyle) September 6, 2014

A group of Pensioners without Chuck Norris fight an Army without the use of incontinent pants and none of them die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Dunn (@mikedunn147) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis saves the world in dirty white tanktop. Again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Agnes Uhereczky (@uhereczkyagi) September 6, 2014

Teaches you not to judge a man by the colour of his skin, misleading title, no actual insight of killing mockingbirds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brooke Craig (@calm_ya_farm) September 6, 2014

4 giant turtles eat pizza and fight naughty New Yorkers on the orders of a Japanese rat #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pennie Varvarides (they/them) (@SuperPennie) September 6, 2014

Hal decides Dave and Frank can't handle command. #2001ASpaceOdyssey #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alan Eggleston (@AlanEggleston) September 6, 2014

Everyone is mad abt this one piece of jewelry and wants to kill everyone else for it.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #LoTR

— Mahwash Ajaz (@mahwashajaz_) September 6, 2014

An orphan in one costume fights another orphan in a sewer at Christmas time #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Spencer Perry (@TheSpencerPerry) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This guy Bob stocks his psychiatrist and takes over his doctor's life.

— Carlos E Mendez (@xCarlosEMendez) September 6, 2014

Boy travels back in time. Almost has sex with his mom. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil Andrews (@deusvex) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly see, it's not realistic because they show that this Kane guy is filthy rich yet he never buys a replacement sled?

— Hey, this is Brian (@heythisisbrian) September 6, 2014

Guy accidentally takes something, made 2 team up, fails @ stuff, gets it together, still fails, saves world from glue #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— PANGOLIN2 (@PANGOLIN_2) September 6, 2014

Fellas oot in space. Spaceship's computer goes pure radio rental. Monkeys fur nae reason. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Weedgie The Dug (@WeedgieTheDug) September 6, 2014

Cop visits his estranged wife over the holidays & leaves his limo driver locked in a garage for several hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter aka @spezbaby (almost everywhere) (@spezbaby) September 6, 2014

WORST RT @onthewrite: Aliens (who fear water) try and colonize a water based planet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/ZZcxWagUrs

— Double Entendre 3000 (@LebronJamesBond) September 6, 2014

Man makes scientists clone dinosaurs. Spends lots of money. Kinda wishes he hadn't after #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jones (@ThatBloodyMan) September 6, 2014

Unfeeling loser genius meets depressed psychiatrist and becomes sensitive loser genius chasing a girl who left him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robb Lippitt (@lippesq) September 6, 2014

Lying wee bastard's neb keeps growing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Roderick Decker (@roddecks) September 6, 2014

“@phewbee: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly they fall in love he dies” just about every romance movie.

— becca (@rebeccacmount) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Billionaire secretly beats up poor and middle class citizens every night in his hometown. Batman Begins

— Tim Welsh (@_TimWelsh) September 6, 2014

Michael Jordan hallucinates for 88 minutes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neilly Gallinitaaaaa (@neillyfabi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Vinnie Barbarino dances badly, shoots heroin and people. Bruce Willis gets watch from dad's butt

— Gary R. Rasberry Jr. (@Grasberry73) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A single father discovers a new method for firing professional baseball players. pic.twitter.com/gWwgk04MM4

— Vaughn Fry (@VaughnFry) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Young woman ditches groom at alter for creepy stalker Dustin Hoffman.

— Grant Bosse (@grantbosse) September 6, 2014

Man with life sentence can't stand the frustration of looking at Raquel Welch all day; hacks through wall to Mexico.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— William Frisby (@wjfrisby) September 6, 2014