#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Shirtless gun-toting illegal-alien goes nuts after seeing old statue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @benharnett.bsky.social (@benharnett) September 6, 2014

"@kirstie1509: Dance teacher starts an affair with his under-age pupil. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly" sounds like the school I worked at

— Duncan Lindsay (@DuncanLindsay) September 6, 2014

Thanks to a clever lie, mosquitoes save the earth.

Girl gets to keep her "dog."#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Umjammer Stupendous (@lottel_mkII) September 6, 2014

Guy grows beard and befriends volleyball. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Seth (@SaxNStrikeouts) September 6, 2014

Rick Fox arranges threesome for Ray Allen. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Justin D. Hein (@jdhein22) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Child's father dies. Goes on to eat bugs for years with strangers. Sends uncle to his death.

— concrete1992.bksy.social (@concrete1992) September 6, 2014

a magic guy kills a bald guy with no nose who's also a magic guy, who technically should be dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— rosie . (@exhalecevans) September 6, 2014

Jack and Danny Torrance inadvertently team up to murder chef at snowy resort hotel #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric J Baker (@PeaceYoImOut) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A governess gets a new job.

— Will Ashenmacher (@fscotty) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly – vietnam vet has ptsd and shoots up a town @Guy_Blow @TheFilmStage i'll give u a hint, @RyanSeacrest was in it…

— Rainman (@DaRain_Man) September 6, 2014

More like #ExplainABadFilmPlotBadly "@HackswithHaggs: Midichlorians. Jar Jar Binks. Weird ethnic character accents #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

— Mike Fitzgerald (@RealMikeFitz) September 6, 2014

People spend ages trying to find Matt Damon. Unfortunately, they succeed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John James Morris (@johnjamesmorris) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Neo fights to prevent Blue Velvet creep from blowing up Miss Congeniality

— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) September 6, 2014

"@pajamajokes: #explainafilmplotbadly this is not a movie about weight loss http://t.co/zcOIR5Iyoo" best of the lot

— Mosi H. Storm (@Storm_Mosi) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Natalie Portman is intelligent independent woman, man with muscles arrives from space, she becomes dumb and lustful

— Adrian Michael Rees (@PlanetOfTheApex) September 6, 2014

Camp robots. Weird aliens. Tall monkey/ bear thing. Light swords and a guy in a mask with breathing problems. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— terry fay (@tezfay) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly People in Massachusetts consider buying a larger vessel after some sort of large animal swims nearby.

— TVTEDDY (@TVTEDDY) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a kid gets left at home by accident while two men try and smash his backdoors in.

— (@LukeUnitedd) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2 people eat ass against their will thanks to German Doctor.

— Jen Lee (@JenVonLee) September 6, 2014

The Univerity of Michigan's mascot single handily destroys communist invaders. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremy O (@jortega8) September 6, 2014

A soldier wants to kill native American Indians but gets a dog instead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon Cluett (@SACluett) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Chosen man grows beard, wears old clothes and builds a boat

— Becket8 (@Becket8) September 6, 2014

Jim Carrey is locked in a cage for his entire life for all the world to see and nobody complains #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mid-life crisis actor (@Southern_Philly) September 6, 2014

ETs reveal secret UFO landing site via medium of mashed potato #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Clarke Award (@ClarkeAward) September 6, 2014

A love story about two teens on a cross country road trip.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Bo7SbQdRFn

— ZombieQueen (@SianissSia) September 6, 2014

I was an extra in it..Sinbad Met Phil Hartman..He Was A Fake Dentist..My Mom was in it too..I was nine in Pittsburgh #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Damian Vanore (@DamianVanore23) September 6, 2014

Talking procyonid and tree friend make more friends and do stuff in space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jared Petty (@pettycommajared) September 6, 2014

Man with amazing Super powers manages to keep his identity secret simply by wearing spectacles.Dates co-worker. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Rowntree (@r_rowntree) September 6, 2014

Men steal diamonds. Police officer becomes hard of hearing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SAGindie (@SAGindie) September 6, 2014

wht girls try to make peace w/ blk girls whose work they stole all while embracing racial stereotypes-READY OK! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laurie Bertram Roberts-Abortion Pills Are Safe (@smartstatistic) September 6, 2014

Racist humans try to make friends with racist aliens. Win by killing a racist alien. All learn lesson about change. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neil+ (@Sax_R) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Alien invaders forget to use Norton Antivirus software on a national holiday

— Rich Jones (@jonesrich) September 6, 2014

New York cab driver decides to reenact The Searchers, but with a cooler haircut and more blood #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sean steele (@seansteele09) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A bunch of kids stand on desks

— Sterling Harrison (@Suhmaritan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some jilted ass fails to stop superheroes when he easily could've because of hubris and questionable fashion choices.

— ゴゴゴThe Juudeゴゴゴ (@juukuchi) September 6, 2014

Charismatic crook tries to rally some mentalists against an evil nurse only to get his brains removed for his efforts#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mask of Norro (@MaskOfNorro) September 6, 2014

This Brazilian soldier saves a little girl and they fight against the NYPD. The Brazilian dies but her plant lives. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sacheen padilla (@SacheenPadilla) September 6, 2014

A Japanese troll made two children hallucinate growing a tree. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jess (@allbangsandeyes) September 6, 2014

Guy with an unfortunate surname meets his vindictive asshole of a future father in-law. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— NewbieDM (@newbiedm) September 6, 2014

Man with learning difficulties abuses dead animals and becomes heavyweight champion of the world. The american dream #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Diggo Blick (@diggoblick) September 6, 2014

Instead of doing his job, this janitor decides to do math. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Frandy (@MichaelAFrandy) September 6, 2014

@jkoloski Kid sees dead people. We don't know it until the end of the movie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patrick Laverty (@plaverty24) September 6, 2014

In a fit of Affluenza, a kid steals a car, takes lunch reservations & crashes a parade. Yep he gets away with it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— disguyyy (@writerhaha) September 6, 2014

A hooker gets a second chance at life AND gets to go shopping. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mychelle (@MychForShort) September 6, 2014

leonardo dicaprio is a premature ejaculating drug addictted spoilt millionaire #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hanson Vaz (@HansonVaz) September 6, 2014

naked alien w/ light-up finger makes friend with boy and baby Drew Barrymore then they ride their bike to the moon #explainafilmplotbadly

— ʎʇıɐʞ (@ummkaityyyyyy) September 6, 2014

Three failing scientists openly flout environmental laws and are promptly shut down. Then they meet the mayor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ross Houlihan (@Hoolie84) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Lack of OBGYN recourses is highlighted in this #WarOnWomen flick set in Georgia.

— Dr Hugo Z Hackenbush (@MangyLover) September 6, 2014

Al Pacino yells a lot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— justin senno (@4WildBlueYonder) September 6, 2014

@TheMorningSpew #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fat communist interviews productive members of society and takes their words out of context.

— Boon Companion (@458Cincinnatus) September 6, 2014