#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

9 dudes go hiking w/ a classy piece of jewelry but not in a gay way, & 5 are short but that's only funny in 1 case #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— naked and afraid (of snails) (@OurLadyofAntifa) September 6, 2014

Boy loses inhaler and man rediscovers his faith amidst picturesque crop circles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Angriest PhD (@TheAngriestPhD) September 6, 2014

This guy gets raped by hillbillies out in the backwoods. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Halloween Boooner (@CharmingGrump) September 6, 2014

Accidental shooting leads to morning cleaning+disposal task for two gangsters. One retires. B Willis finds his watch. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pete Wands (@wandspja) September 6, 2014

Basically Pocahontas, but in space #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@aclearaxle) September 6, 2014

Nazi kills a guy, goes to jail, gets raped by other nazis, learns maybe nazis are the bad guys #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— C (@YungC824) September 6, 2014

Glee gets turned into a movie, but it's called Pitch Perfect. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— who knows anymore (@Deswolfe3) September 6, 2014

All these people want a statue of a falcon, but there's a fake one too. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Janet H Thomas (@JaredThomasTwp) September 6, 2014

@RoFloESPN This kid's parents get killed, in response he takes an affinity for bats & starts flying around the city #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Wass (@Mike_Wass) September 6, 2014

who knew luggage could float like that? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sariel (@gamiliell) September 6, 2014

Everyone but the drummer(s) make it through a documentary alive #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— *Horse Noises* (@BKaslewicz) September 6, 2014

Troubled man starts a soap company and blows up credit card buildings. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shane Adams (@shaneadams) September 6, 2014

Abused adoptee turns to the occult, yet still celebrates Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cheesemeister ️ (@Cheesemeister3k) September 6, 2014

Thief turns into a con man with the help of a supernatural being and a clearance carpet from Pier One. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pizza Lord Nathan (@TheNathanWest) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy wishes he was s grown up, plays giant piano in a toy shop then wishes he was a kid again

— Pavlove03 (@hellomollydear) September 6, 2014

A lad with cerebral palsy is decent at free kicks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan Cullen (@RyanCullen90) September 6, 2014

Electronics store employee faces extreme peer pressure to have sex. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rebekah, Thankful Crone (@RebekahWriter) September 6, 2014

Julia Roberts dies and a bunch of old ladies cry with their hairdresser. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sweepea (@sweepeaslounge) September 6, 2014

Hermit lures children to old factory with promises of chocolate, kills them for insubordination #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— M (@CrosbyTRobot) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a vest wearing New York cop crashes a Christmas party, pretends to be Roy Rogers and kills a dozen Europeans

— Rich Tea (@RichTea75) September 6, 2014

A peculiarly moustachioed Count with obvious anger issues inherits his mother's Estate, loses it to an illegal alien. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— … (@CountDmitri) September 6, 2014

@Doc_0 Series of global attacks from aliens provide context for lengthy series of reaction shots to Judd Hirsch. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Joint military-civilian project proves that Apple computer viruses can crash extraterrestrial computer systems

— John Hayward (@Doc_0) September 6, 2014

Family moves into house. House says, "Get out!" Family stays and bad shit happens. Dumb white people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ultima Ratio Regum (@WintermuteNight) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some guys mum dies and he kills some kids and his girlfriend, loses 3 limbs and his son kisses his daughter #Anakin

— Luke Crawforth (@lukecrawforth) September 6, 2014

A depressed old man kidnaps a young boy, then flies to South America and murders his childhood hero. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— D.L. Sherrard (@dlsherrard) September 6, 2014

A guy hangs out in a phonebooth until someone decides to shoot him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— asmr for rats (@alanjameswords) September 6, 2014

@GungaJason A man goes to a night club and falls for a hooker who later dies in his arms. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrea Patrick (@AndreaKcc) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A child who is afraid of ghosts helps a ghost realize he's a ghost

— Jason Sardonicus (@GungaJason) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly everyone dies

— veins crazy (@Ketherbound) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly short un-athletic boy finally plays for Notre Dame, gets lucky sack.

— Illinois Gordon (@OooIHateHim) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An old guy "accidentally" kidnaps a kid and takes him to some forest. They meet a bird, a dog, and a bad guy.

— Jess (@idgetwidget) September 6, 2014

@Taggart7 Detroit cop goes to Beverly Hills to solve a crime. Solves it. Goes back to Detroit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Big League Cheugy (@ohheytimbo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kingdom rapidly being eradicated by evil family member until king returns home grown up w singing warthog & meerkat

— Carmine Hearthstone (@CHearthstone) September 6, 2014

4 kids look for a dead body, find it then go home #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— PAW (@PWalker84) September 6, 2014

A spy drinks heavily, takes advantage of women in bad situations and murders several people in "defence" of England. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Trevenclaw (@Trevenclaw) September 6, 2014

poor confused snakes on a plane, and no mention of peta #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Art Pressley (@Artco77) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there's this boat and it's huge, so an iceberg goes bananas on it and everyone's dies…almost.

— Emma (@pirahx) September 6, 2014

Some douche gets bitten by a spider, starts wearing Lycra and climbing all over everything. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Menace Hopper (@Neurotunnel) September 6, 2014

If Groucho Marx was President #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MIB (@MibIH) September 6, 2014

There's a head in the box. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nate Wilhelm (@_bumpo_) September 6, 2014

West coast insomniac widower without vertigo finds love in New York #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hitch (@hitchfan1) September 6, 2014

Orphan boy fights a carnival worker #SixWordStories #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cameron Mairs (@MaximumAdvance) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a fish gets lost and goes to the dentist for a while

— Bad Sharon (@DarnKid) September 6, 2014

A Nazi sympathizer tricks an old woman into making a film about magic with him and BJ Novak. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jim (@jamesmurtagh) September 6, 2014

Bad thing about #explainafilmplotbadly is that when I don't get the description, it's frustrating not knowing which film it is #clueless

— Aisha Jan (@aishajann) September 6, 2014

Ragtag family attempts to flee drought by moving to Calif. Goes downhill from there. Also Chevy Chase isn't in it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SH Moron (@tyderium) September 6, 2014

We shoulda just used the big eagles that rescued us, to take us there, all that fucking walking for a cunty ring #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kris AFC (@Kripsy_AFC) September 6, 2014

Even the fat girl fits into the pants #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rick Matthews (@_RickMatthews) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some wanker gets up to something. There's probably an explosion. You see tits and a bit of fanny but no willies. End.

— Keith (@TheSacredTurf) September 6, 2014