#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

You wouldn't like him angry, but apparently some people did and now they're mostly dead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Megawatt Herb Drench (@mdrache) September 6, 2014

Adam West becomes a superhero and fights the bad guys by solving riddles and making bad puns. Also costumes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— bruh moment 24/7 (@_floralkid_) September 6, 2014

Italian actor plays Cuban guy who moves to the US, gets rich selling Colombian cocaine & marries a white woman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— lauren w. supports sag-aftra (@iamlaurenp) September 6, 2014

Girl plays with a board game. Girl vomits pea soup. Priest jumps out a window. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— kerigan (@nerdifesto) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Depressed pale girl attracted to pale guy who's not from Seattle but a Vampire in sorta witness protection

— Call Me Cupcake (@floweroflife22) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this girl has a terrible mom who beats her with wire hangers and shit. Seriously, that's it.

— Emily S (@ekstrick) September 6, 2014

Donnie Darko attempts to outrun global warming #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Connon (@JamesConnon) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly BOOM CRASH BOOM BOOM RATATATATATATA KABOOM ARTILLERY! PLANES! BOOM CRASH

"PRIVATE RYAN, IS THAT YOU?"

— angus (@ngusvanderslott) September 6, 2014

A young man and his friends stop an angry eye from taking over the world by destroying its jewelry. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sherard Roderick (@SherardRoderick) September 6, 2014

@Adam1021 Bruce Willis destroys an entire city and refuses to cooperate with the human resources department. #explainafilmplotbadly

— James Blacklock (@knucklestrains) September 6, 2014

Black guy joins top secret government organization to keep aliens under wraps; writes a popular rap song about it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Tiedrich patreon subscriber (@prisonpete) September 6, 2014

A Russian naval officer wants to see Montana. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Moira Katson (@moirakatson) September 6, 2014

Hijinks ensue when granpa Corleone reveals a bit of a wild side. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Arthur Pewbglount QC (@Tigzy_J) September 6, 2014

Rocky talks, walks, laughs, loves, works out, fights, wins and cries. And some boxing. End.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/y81KH0vWlz

— Dan Dante (@dantelechat) September 6, 2014

Dysfunctional Italian family prove you don't need to be an Islamic fundamentalist to behead a horse. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alan (@erb66) September 6, 2014

An innocent tenant is surrounded by weird evil neighbors after moving into an NYC apt. building.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly No,wait,that's ME :/.

— John Larsen (@midnighter99) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy goes back in time and makes out with his own mom.

— Justin Galletly (@JustinMGLLet) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this guy lost his car and he's like "dude, where's my car?"

— 「dimitri」 (@dimixitas) September 6, 2014

@greco_joe @alex_vardy93

Vardy, describe Piranha 3D#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— George Crisp (@GCrispyJr) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Our friend and humble narrator loves only two things: the old in-out, and Ludwig Van. Real horrorshow.

— mfjhoom (@mfjhoom) September 6, 2014

There's a rebellion going on. IN SPACE #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— brooke (@brkbrkbrk_) September 6, 2014

A film with the ability to make people lose their minds with one bloody song. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe (@FlailerOfAScot) September 6, 2014

A primitive tribe of vicious teddy bears help terrorists violently overthrow a democratically elected government. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ree Demon (@ReeAmilcarScott) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise is a talented but cocky [Insert job title]. Will he prove himself & get [Insert hot actress?] Duh. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Trivial_Hirsute (@Martinquinn66) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly street kid fakes his way into superficial princess' heart on a magic carpet

— Scott (@ScottSotomayor) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly fashion rejects cheer as they pick random teens and watch them die #TheHungerGames

— Romulus Thread (@HG_Peacekeeper) September 6, 2014

Woman tells man she'll never let go, lies. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/m8MeUawY1x"

— Papi (@Elyon_XI) September 6, 2014

Three secretaries kidnap boss, change the work environment, and he still gets the accolades! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ultima Ratio Regum (@WintermuteNight) September 6, 2014

A guy builds it. They come. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kyle Speicher (@TVKyle) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly They want to put a thing in a thing, then they do (all porn)

— St. Rev. Dr. Rev ️️ (@St_Rev) September 6, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio plans sleepovers with friends and has a bunch of weird dreams. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ashleigh Hibbins (@culturewitch) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a man drowns because his new girlfriend who he met on a ship wouldn't move over even though there was a lot of space

— peds (@_fxspxb) September 6, 2014

An old man makes 24 teenagers kill each others so the rich people and him can have fun watching them #explainafilmplotbadly

— Joana (@winterstarkfell) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly I am your father

— Robert Joffe (@RobertJoffe) September 6, 2014

RT @OffBrand83: Like Gilligan's Island but the guy from Bosom Buddies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dee (@DAbitty) September 6, 2014

Two stoners kidnap historical figures in an attempt to cheat a test #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tori Sum Sum (@VSummms) September 6, 2014

Guy from "Kindergarten Cop" pulls a "Bill and Ted" to abort future killer of robots #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Wood (@Acts17) September 6, 2014

“@GCDB: Stressed out sports agent yells at people to show him more money #explainafilmplotbadly” jerry maguire

— Farid Amriansyah (@pelorrian) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two guys accidentally kidnap a girl and knock out the power for the city

— nelson (@nelllywellly) September 6, 2014

Interminable Reese's Pieces commercial about Drew Barrymore befriending a wobbly alien w/ lousy cell reception. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ship sinks and man dies for no reason whatsoever

— kim||72 (@SanversAndShamy) September 6, 2014

Girl kills once then teams up with three friends to kill again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #TheWizardOfOz

— Adam Aucoin (@AdamCAucoin) September 6, 2014

Mork persuades teenagers to sit in a tree stump & put their feet on the furniture. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tessa Foley (@Unhelpable) September 6, 2014

Teen girl gets her period then burns down the school #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a kid gets his friends banned from a pool because he pretends to drown

— nelson (@nelllywellly) September 6, 2014

“@233boy: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 5 college students visit a cabin in the woods. Everybody dies.” This is not bad.

— MUTOMBO (@MutomboDaPoet) September 6, 2014

WW2 leaves farm woman with no-one to do the chores. Men try to rectify this by throwing their socks at tanks.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— William Frisby (@wjfrisby) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A deranged lunatic breeds dinosaurs to unleash on unsuspecting victims trapped on an island of his choosing.

— No. 1 Tush Push Fan (@RyanfromJersey) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A young man's dream of successful pizza delivery career is crushed by a frequent customer who's a seductive mistress

— Drew (@MasterDroo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy with flat top haircut gets stuck in traffic, decides to walk instead. Gets a burger on the way home.

— Matt the cat Roberts (@Catmampbell) September 6, 2014