#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly to everyones disbelief a guy drives his car faster than a bunch of other guys driving cars

— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) September 6, 2014

Lion dies then another lion tells another lion to go away & he does but then comes back and everything is fine again #explainafilmplotbadly

— Coops (@MartCoopsCooper) September 6, 2014

Indigenous people enslaved, forced to entertain confectioner's tour guests #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/E0HNqc7bnY

— TrivWorks (@TrivWorks) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks missed his flight. #explainafilmplotbadly

— RabbiJason (@RabbiJason) September 7, 2014

There isn't one scrambled egg, pancake, or French toast stick in the whole movie. Worst club ever. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Falzone (@MikeFalzone) September 7, 2014

Boy & girl lay in street. By some miracle don't get hit by car. Boy builds big house, writes sad letters. Love ensues #explainafilmplotbadly

— kirstyn (@kirstynhippe) September 6, 2014

Ill-concieved giant boat leads to ownership of valuable necklace. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) September 7, 2014

Two guys – well, one actually – start a club which grows by word of mouth even tho you're not allowed to talk abt it #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mathew Lyons (@MathewJLyons) September 7, 2014

Posh lady tests the buoyancy of an early twentieth century door #explainafilmplotbadly

— Hannah Bartlett (@HannahBartlett) September 6, 2014

:#explainafilmplotbadly 2 teenagers are dying but fall in love impossibly fast and say okay a lot and cigarettes are a metaphor dont ask why

— Mackenzie (@_macckk) September 7, 2014

An incompetent man rises to be a shrimp tycoon, unknowingly fathers a child, then eats chocolate at a bus stop #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Donohoe (@donohoe) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tim allen a dog

— Neil Cicierega (@neilcic) September 6, 2014

Man goes ice skating with shy girl, then promotes meat by letting another man hit him in front of lotsa people. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Horowitz (@AdamHorowitzLA) September 6, 2014

King learns how to speak in order to declare war properly #explainafilmplotbadly

— John Malathronas (@Malathronas) September 7, 2014

An old Chinese guy teaches one kid to kick another kid in the face to avoid doing chores. #explainafilmplotbadly

— More Cowbell (@scottatal) September 6, 2014

Prostitute manipulates mentally handicapped Seafood mogul into impregnating her before dying of terminal illness #explainafilmplotbadly

— señor nalgas (@MrLawson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Power cut at theme park. pic.twitter.com/S98ZaClyvZ

— innocent drinks (@innocent) September 7, 2014

The Romans wanted to kill this guy, Spartacus. Turns out everyone was Spartacus. I think it was a family reunion. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) September 6, 2014

A psychotic man with an obsession for chocolate, kidnaps and holds kids against their will. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/agbFRUY9uQ

— Vex (@VexedlyRB) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 3 failed paranormal scientists bilk gullible citizens, violate EPA regulations, and destroy New York

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, man of the people (@BuckyIsotope) September 6, 2014

Jealous cowboy tries to kill rival then they both end up being held hostage by local physco #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/tMkVfdxlJG

— (@Amberooosh) September 7, 2014

Tobey Maguire fails to lose a ring FOREVER. The eagles are like "YOU HAD ONE JOB, FRODO. NEVER MIND. WE'LL DO IT." #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) September 6, 2014

OK, so this girl wants to make fetch happen and then another girl gets hit by a bus for writing in a pink notebook. #explainafilmplotbadly

— william j. moner (@williamj) September 7, 2014

Archaeologists Hate Him! Local Professor defeats Nazis using this 1 weird old artifact. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jeff Atwood (@codinghorror) September 11, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Some dudes drank a little too much the night before…..3 times

— Donna (@DPC123) September 6, 2014

Poor Bill Murray #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elif Batuman (@BananaKarenina) September 8, 2014

Denzel almost cries but eventually cries a lot. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/iKU09KoN8U

— Scott (@IntoTheBarrier) September 6, 2014

A rich Man dresses up like a bat to defend a corrupt city against clowns with guns some how he's not shot in the face #explainafilmplotbadly

— It's Cris to you. (@DaFuturMrKc) September 6, 2014

Mentally ill soldier survives war playing ping pong, then returns home for epic run and marries sweetheart with AIDS. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Michael Blackman (@MikeRBlackman) September 6, 2014

Creepy chocolate factory owner ruins children's lives #explainafilmplotbadly

— Chris Jones (@ChrisJ_94) September 6, 2014

Girl pisses off her sister with her love at first sight bs so hard that she freezes the whole country #explainafilmplotbadly

— Sarah Desh (@Sarah_Dactyl_) September 7, 2014

Woman shacks up with seven miners, and eventually leaves them for another man. #explainafilmplotbadly

— LEGENDARY IRRITATING BRIT TWEETER (@llance) September 6, 2014

Some guys are dreaming that they're dreaming in a dream and a spinning top may or may not stop spinning #explainafilmplotbadly

— Eoin Mulhall (@mulhall__) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Odtwg6usZh

— sunfilter (doesnt want to be homeless!) (@sunfilter) September 6, 2014

Feminine boy with scissor hands cuts everyones hair #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

Teen boy whose only friend is an old weirdo scientist almost ruins existence when his mom tries to fuck him in 1955 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— KFC (@KFCBarstool) September 6, 2014

Vigilante with a sore throat beats up bad guys in a black onesie! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/focWDDoAPe

— Ant WWFC (@abethell79) September 6, 2014

Girl gets obsessed with a pale guy whose body twinkles in sunlight,afterwards her best friend transforms into a dog #explainafilmplotbadly..

— Sherwin Clark-Assoon (@TwoEyedGovernor) September 7, 2014

extremely cool & edgy fightman you like and quote a lot is actually nerd hitting himself #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES (@Tormny_Pickeals) September 6, 2014

@TheBloggess a pirate dies and then he saves a princess. Well, he was mostly dead. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Gross (@Dan_Gross) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly old man wastes his cartoon life. His wife then dies so he goes on a balloon ride with a small annoying child.

— Max Rogers (@max_rogers) September 6, 2014

Aliens with black hair get angry, turn blonde, and fight. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Vegeta (@OfficialVegeta) September 7, 2014

gay in 1945. gayer in 2014. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— james (@hail_bucky) September 6, 2014

A shirtless Wolverine is impressed with himself but still feigns being conflicted.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dane Cook (@DaneCook) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some karate guy does a really cool leg sweep and everyone whines about it

— Dr. Bucky Isotope, man of the people (@BuckyIsotope) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Chick cheats on her fiance, but then let's her new lover freeze to death after their boat sinks

— Daniel Stilwell (@djstilwell) September 7, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio and his friends enter people while they're sleeping. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Fullerton is on strike (@AaronFullerton) September 6, 2014

Took als ice bucket challenge. Jack dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/6ueHMnsIN1

— lockin (@lxckin) September 7, 2014

Young boy inherits fortune after parents die. Instead of living a proper life, dresses as a bat and fights crime. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Adam Flowers (@adzflowers) September 6, 2014