#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Man with an eyepatch tells guy in a robot suit to gather together people, so they can kill aliens. Aliens die. Lots. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Awais Irfan (@SiawA) September 6, 2014

Alcoholic Vietnam vets go bowling to cope. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Whatever Forever (@Scotch_Sailor) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly oversized prisoner doesn't like the dark&heals mice, is generally a bit magic. Turns out he didn't do it, dies anyway

— Joffer (@Joffer27) September 6, 2014

A group of religious terrorists blow up a government headquarters shaped like a ball in space. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— G. Jason Head (@gjhead) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two blokes, one with tourette's syndrome and one a mute, have an adventure

— Rob Clark (@RTR1879) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Chris Tucker makes explicit racist jokes, Jackie Chan makes implicit racist jokes. They solve a crime. Traffic heavy.

— Stalling (@TweetStalling) September 6, 2014

This ship can't sink glug-glug-glug #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tobias Benedetto (@TobiasBenedetto) September 6, 2014

A teacher, a dentist and a loser take photos of a Vegas bender. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fred Hazelton (@DisneyStatsWhiz) September 6, 2014

Angelina Jolie is a paedophile whose Ex let go. Curses the ex's kid and saved her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— iVAN (@ivoveli) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly people are shocked that a great white shark will eat things that are in the ocean.

— T J A (@TJAndrews93) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly: These two monsters wanna bang, but this huge lizard keeps blocking them. #Godzilla

— Ant (@ANuclearAnt) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly the film starts, then ends after a peroid of time

— ️ (@shwindouzi) September 6, 2014

An elephant with a violent mother gets pissed and ends up in a tree #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dirk (@pugjoke) September 6, 2014

Robots from space fight a battle for supremacy over earth by turning into cars and hanging out with children #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jimbo (@Thir3dMan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a huge boat sinks

— ️ (@shwindouzi) September 6, 2014

@SiawA_srM A madman lures children into his factory with candy before torturing them one by one. #explainafilmplotbadly 😛 :O

— Awais Irfan (@SiawA) September 6, 2014

Civil war vet goes to the frontier and prances around with a dog #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chetan (@TheRealCKJ) September 6, 2014

Trucker, a transgender diner waitress; a goat swallows a precious diamond & a goat farmer finds his special purpose.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rhinoceros… The Last Responder! (@dennis_raggs) September 6, 2014

@manytypesoftea #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Two and half hours of Bruce Willis acting insane and not one single monkey, let alone 12.

— Graeme And That (@GraemeEtc) September 6, 2014

Guy recruits people to plant an idea in someone's head while they're sleeping. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— CopperTopper (@CopperTopper_85) September 6, 2014

@markoshea75 #ExplainAFilmPlotBADLY

— Lorcan Clancy (@LorcanClancy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There was this asshole guy who met this lady who liked him for some reason, and then stuff exploded.

— Karen Mathis (@karenamathis) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A girl whose parents are pigs is followed by a ghost on a train

— Robin Davidson (@JRDPA) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly birds

— tommy crimes (@tommy_crimes) September 6, 2014

@SiawA_srM Evil wizard too stupid to kill a baby by non-magic means; fails at world conquest. Slowly. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Awais Irfan (@SiawA) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly cowboy is the leader of a small army then astronaut joins and cowboy tries killing him and then become best friends

— court (@beambagchair) September 6, 2014

Most #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tweets are so bad I can't figure out which film they reference. So there's that.

— @Kimbo_Ramplin (@Kimbo_Ramplin) September 6, 2014

A man looks for his kidnapped son with the help of a mentally challenged woman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dark Platanero (@Andyblaze170) September 6, 2014

Rafa Benitez steals a toy cowboy to complete his collection, but the cowboy escapes with the help of toy spaceman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee J (@leejaundrell) September 6, 2014

an old guy, robots, & bigfoot help a kid get revenge on the people who killed his aunt & uncle (but his dad did it!) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— johnny (@johnnytrashbike) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Robin Williams likes New York in June, asks Jeff Bridges if he concurs.

— Miranda Lefts (@mandydax) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly apes escape lab and rule the world.

— Manisha Nobeen (@manisha_xo) September 6, 2014

#Explainafilmplotbadly Godfather I – a fat guy gets shot while buying a bag of oranges. He doesn't die and then he does.

— David Slattery (@ByDavidSlattery) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly British Lady doesn't understand Thai Culture, imposes American civil war culture on them instead.

— The Starkman (@Starkman55) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tfios she has cancer he had cancer they fell in love they had sex he got cancer he dies she cries but they are Okay?!

— coconat (@hipsta26) September 6, 2014

Guy (who would have no chance in real life) professes love to a girl way out of his league. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Scalici (@stevescalici) September 6, 2014

It's the one where Obi Wan Kenobi is a spy in the 1960's. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Lewis (@bookmeme) September 6, 2014

Guy gets guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, this guy, and 2 brothers to rob casino. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Libby (@Lysander86) September 6, 2014

Divorced dude dresses up in drag and stalks his own kids. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #RIPRobinWilliams

— dame judy hench (@snapfreeze) September 6, 2014

A big blonde guy from mythical Ausgard gets kicked out of his castle and sent to Earth where his hammer is #explainafilmplotbadly

— GCDb (@GCDB) September 6, 2014

A telekinetic girl gets really really mad that her pretty dress got ruined. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Warden (@KatrinaGibson13) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mark Wahlberg and Zooey Deschanel run away from plants.

— Rυshεεηa (@RusheenaB) September 6, 2014

Liking this #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly looking through my DVD collection for inspiration! 🙂

— L O U (@HiggsLou) September 6, 2014

Expressive guy visits old pal in Spain to offer a lucrative job, misses the toilet when he pees & is murdered for it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peaches (@MrsAlSwearengen) September 6, 2014

A teenager who spends his time with an old man almost becomes his own dad cos the old man lied to the Libyans. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dom Smith (@DomSmith96) September 6, 2014

People are just allowed to fucking kill each other for 12 hours #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— joanna (@young_jann) September 6, 2014

Boxer boxes for fourth time #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Will.i.aint (@Watchmakermaker) September 6, 2014

Guy finds out he's been fighting his dad who is totally evil. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/bPcfwPAP50

— Noticeably Me (@Leesy_Poo) September 6, 2014

The dumbest aliens in the universe try to invade a planet 90% covered by their fatal weakness. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Slab Bulkhead (@timtheredmenace) September 6, 2014

A tiny baby alien comes up for a much needed breath of air, and suddenly everyone is trying to kill it! #explainafilmplotbadly

— TammySalyer (@TammySalyer) September 6, 2014