#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Arnold Schwarzenegger advises some soldiers to find the helicopter.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danny Doyle (@Danny_T_Doyle) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey kills 7 people in increasingly gross ways. Brad Pitt wants to know what's in the box. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FAMBi (@FAMBidoodles) September 6, 2014

Jason Statham fights people in a nice suit and drives a cool car #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— _Dregeaux_ (@DreGeauX) September 6, 2014

A clown tries to destroy a city. A bat stops him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— G Khakh (@gurrashpal) September 6, 2014

#PutPutinAwayFromUkraine #PutPutinaWayFromUkraine #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #RIPNannyS #MilletimizDavutoğlunaGüveniyor #Ben Brown

— Абатуров Натан (@siverkovaevochk) September 6, 2014

Ricardo Montalban isn't happy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Facthammer (@The_Facthammer) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly sharks fly around with a tornado and kill people

— فلسطين حرة (@f_in_2095) September 6, 2014

Michael Jordan helps the looney toons who are apparently real in a basketball game against extraterrestrial life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DEMO BONES (@dread_davis) September 6, 2014

Val Kilmer is skinny. Val Kilmer gets fat and drunk. Val Kilmer dies in the bath. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Facthammer (@The_Facthammer) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Northern man & companion animal make moon landing with total disregard for Health and Safety @aardman @libertymartin

— Elfrida Martin (@Elfiem) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 3 tools travel to Las Vegas & Bangkok and do stupid things. Sadly are all still alive.

— Ryan (@Ryan_EFC1878) September 6, 2014

America saves the day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
That's at least 200 film plots

— Lēly (@MsLely) September 6, 2014

Singing. Lots of violence. More singing. Toothpicks feature #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Clare Curran, member of the public (@citizencurran) September 6, 2014

Neighbours star tries to get signed to a recording deal. Sgt Olden gets jealous. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #GetThis

— Champagne Comedy (@TLSChampagne) September 6, 2014

Two men on a mission from god put a band back together and eat chicken, and Ray Charles is handy with a gun #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DadsofDestiny (@dadsofdestiny) September 6, 2014

Bald, middle aged man unable to kill baby. Two decades worth of shenanigans ensue #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ames (@G4YMY) September 6, 2014

Some old dude smokes pot, hits on his daughter's friend, then gets shot and killed… but you knew he was gonna die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Pearson In The Wind (@LukeLPearson) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a bunch of midgets journey to a mountain to fight a dragon who nicked their gold

— freya (@scarletlando) September 6, 2014

Bruce Lee kicks fuck out of 15 fellas. Bizarrely they all wait their turn instead of rushing him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cabernet Voltaire (@treacadelic) September 6, 2014

Two US Navy pilots try to hide their illicit romance from their superiors while at an elite flight academy.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nathan Snakehips (@ndmckeown) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Aliens invade but didn't have their vaccines, so they die.

— Elorasio (@HPSoto) September 6, 2014

Fisherman needs to reassess boat size #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— patronsaintofcats&redpandas (@patronsaintofca) September 6, 2014

Rich sorority chick soon to be laywer brings down the patriarchy one ex at a time #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mommaknowlesbest (@SUGGADADDY) September 6, 2014

Girl goes to Italy for School trip, only to headline a concert with herself in a wig #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #LizzieMcGuire

— Dan Morgan (@danmorganffoto) September 6, 2014

A man is advised he needs a bigger boat.. Proved correct #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Thomas (@MattThomas1405) September 6, 2014

Lots of Snakes are put on a Plane to try and kill everyone so a witness cannot provide evidence in court.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liz Marshall (@The_LizMarshall) September 6, 2014

something about spies and maybe a circus. i dunno really. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Alec Nicholson (@djtoast) September 6, 2014

Farmer kisses his sister and then kills his dad in a galaxy far far away #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ty (@ImtianaJones) September 6, 2014

Autistic man finds redemption in prawn fishing#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lord Blood (@drng) September 6, 2014

Bald man walks on glass to save wife from English/German man in skyscraper. At Xmas. Swears a m*****r f*****g lot #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Strong (@ibikebrighton) September 6, 2014

Some people confuse a Dude with another dude who has the same name. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Smith (@Onyersix) September 6, 2014

college student is sexually assaulted by neighbours alcoholic wife while "sounds of silence" plays repeatedly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— megan. (@alextitner) September 6, 2014

Mary Poppins gets her tits out #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cabernet Voltaire (@treacadelic) September 6, 2014

Nothing to do with starving children in Ethiopia #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/JCkOKqBpif

— Not David Beckham (@DB_DavidBeckham) September 6, 2014

Australian playing a Scot paints himself blue and leads chums on holiday to England. Visits London, gets fleeced #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (((Jonathan Maas))) (@MaasJonathan) September 6, 2014

There are basically snakes on a plane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Esco (@Ashley_Escobar) September 6, 2014

They should have just flown there by eagle #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Idiot/Savant (@norightturnnz) September 6, 2014

Kevin O'Callaghan has his arm broken,Rocky goes in goal,Michael Caine plays centre-half,then we win the war. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mel (@MelOreilly1970) September 6, 2014

Rich guy loses a sled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Mueller (@andrew_mueller) September 6, 2014

typical Bond plot, but he's gay and blonde #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lucifer Fernandez (@major_tom_77) September 6, 2014

Schoolteacher watches God kill some Nazis #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gareth Cooper (@garethcooper82) September 6, 2014

Police officer goes to his wife's Christmas party, argues with some Germans and trashes the place. Loses shoes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Max Rees (@The_Stealthcow) September 6, 2014

He looks at her. He looks away. She looks at him. She looks away. They look at each other. And sparkle. In blood. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alison Sammes️ (@LittleCatDesign) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Big ship full of cunts hits a block of ice and sinks whilst Celine Dion caterwauls some fucking din in the background

— Özlem Ayşa Parke (@vikki_sick) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly TRON: It's like The Matrix, but running on a Commodore64.

— Tony Keyes (@tonykeyesjapan) September 6, 2014

Refugee from dying world goes back in time to rescue girlfriend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Now at @mpesce@arvr.social (@mpesce) September 6, 2014

3 insecure middle aged white men hunt a protected species using an unseaworthy boat that's clearly too small #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SurprisinglyOld (@smallfrogge) September 6, 2014

People on quest forget about the bloody eagles. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sir Oliver James (@Oliver__James) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a boat sinks

— lou (@agbambi) September 6, 2014

A piglet makes friends with a bunch of farm animals and then decides that it wants to herd sheep #explainafilmplotbadly

— Cara (@PanDelorean) September 6, 2014