#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Prison sucks, but if you dig it, you can tunnel your way to redemption.

— I CameI SawI Got Over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) September 6, 2014

Mad U.S. Colonel loses his Sheen.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Election Satire (@SatireNZ) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly one of the wealthiest men in the world, is a vigilante spending his nights beating criminals up with his bare hands

— Adrian Michael Rees (@PlanetOfTheApex) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Baby survives when his parents are murdered. He's then sent to a boarding school where he nearly dies every year.

— Matt (@MJC439) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A girl with cancer falls in love with a boy who used to have cancer. The boy gets his cancer back and dies

— Matt #BLM (@MtthwMllnr) September 6, 2014

Nothing happens. Has will smith in it#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kirsty (@Kirstb1) September 6, 2014

“@LOTRReactss: Racially diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewellery.#explainafilmplotbadly http://t.co/FSzNFJq7f4” @itsjenatho

— fishtail (@_rjillian) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly It sucks to be a bellboy most of the time.

— Tío Brujo ‼️ For Hire!! (@Monodi) September 6, 2014

Lieutenant Dan and a New Kid kidnap Martin Riggs' boy for cash. Richie Cunningham gets Mel shouty #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hel (@ms_mjolnir) September 6, 2014

Poorly acted video game is turned without direct connection into poorly acted film with zero charm. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Last Minute Continue (@lastmincontinue) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly two increasingly bald men become puzzle-solving race-relation police officers in a hurry to save kids from exploding

— veins crazy (@Ketherbound) September 6, 2014

Steals cars. Goes on hiatus. Brother gets kidnapped. Steal cars. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jx (@xJx_89) September 6, 2014

A hitman teaches an orphan girl how to kill people. Hitman dies. Girl becomes a gardener. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Geneviève (@GenStans) September 6, 2014

Swallowing a coloured Pill results in office worker becoming a flying combat fighter. He also turns a lesbian. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zack Frankel (@ZackFrankel) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Female musician loses finger but still plays this piano she found on a beach in NZ.

— I CameI SawI Got Over Macho Grande (@smitty_one_each) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Scarlett Johansson kisses @amrwaked

— Ahmed Raafat (@TheAhmedRaafat) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly people dance.

— Sarah (@Slouloulou) September 6, 2014

Bill Murray meets a groundhog. And another. And another. And another. Has to learn the heimlich manoeuvre to escape. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Simon (@DadAndTwo) September 6, 2014

Silent Bob stops being funny. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Americo Alvarenga (@americo76) September 6, 2014

A bunch of aliens try to destroy earth, but get hacked by a simple computer and get nuked #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Steudler (@PYLrulz) September 6, 2014

.@SpacisBack man with no nose gets killed by gimpy twat…still no dicking of Hermione #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sweary Fuckin' Jesus (@SwearyJesus) September 6, 2014

Convict moves to mental hospital for the rest of his term, he thinks, Stays there for the rest of his life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marijke (@Marijke51) September 6, 2014

Innocent man goes to jail. Gets bummed. Escapes through raw sewage pipe to repair a wrecked boat on a remote beach. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GhettoSocialite (@SeanEarlMcP) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This dude falls in love with Siri.

— Jackson Spencer Bell (@JacksonSpence13) September 6, 2014

Secret angels can help you win baseball games but can't get your father to love you. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matthew S. Robinson (@robinsonishyde) September 6, 2014

His daughter is kidnapped in France, he tells them he'll find them and he'll kill them, he finds them and kills them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee Scott (@LeeScott92) September 6, 2014

Guy with a hammer and flawless hair – possibly a carpenter – argues with his brother over a chair #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron (@chibikuma83) September 6, 2014

Black man takes revenge on all white men in true blood and gore. Makes little sense. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ankit Singh (@Yoiii) September 6, 2014

Can't do anything the easy way, never wears shoes and still manages to avoid death#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob Jelly III BSc (@theejellyman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly This dude teams up with a hot FBI agent and they uncover some wack terrorist plot.

— Jackson Spencer Bell (@JacksonSpence13) September 6, 2014

A kid moves to Reseda and his life sucks. He gets attacked by some cobras. He breaks his leg at the end. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Hann-Byrd (@BigManTate) September 6, 2014

A once rich man competes in a horse and cart race. Gets rich again. His ill family is cured when he sees a guy killed #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Daly (@psneeze) September 6, 2014

Follow a girls journey across America as she's relentlessly pursued by a mentally handicapped boy from her hometown #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Stephen (@I_am_IanStephen) September 6, 2014

Miner blows himself up 'cos his daughter's got a boyfriend #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sooz (@soozibags) September 6, 2014

Superhero struggles with responsibility of great power & makes talking snowman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Claire d'Este (@clairedeste) September 6, 2014

A long boring walk to recycle some jewelry #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Will Grainger (@AstroSpanner) September 6, 2014

A lot of people think they're awake when they're really asleep #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sean Brady (@smjpobrady) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly think "national treasure" except its harrison ford instead of nicholas cage

— Adrian Michael Rees (@PlanetOfTheApex) September 6, 2014

Toys are alive but not really oh I don't fucking know. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thucky (@Thuckster__) September 6, 2014

A man tries to kill himself but fails #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/4I0uQHBq7A

— Simon Cluett (@SACluett) September 6, 2014

Stoner has his rug stolen and things happen. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Erik Barnes (@ErikWBarnes) September 6, 2014

Dude visits the Statue Of Liberty. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tottenham Independent Transfer Stories (@bankruptspurs) September 6, 2014

Cute girl falls for musical Goblin 3x her age and enlists the muppets to save her brat brother #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/pDjyGfJEuO

— Red (@TaintlessRed) September 6, 2014

Girl goes missing in France, angry dad has to find her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam (@MongrelAdam) September 6, 2014

Alien comes to Earth to steal item from eyepatch man. Superheroes bicker for reasons. Two hours later it's over. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Austin (@IanAustin85) September 6, 2014

A family gets trapped in a town the dad tries to save them , on a motorcycle #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leeloo A.: ° A.: Levay (@LeelooLevay) September 6, 2014

Stupid parrot gets separated from owner – takes years to find her again #explainafilmplotbadly

— Terry (@5BlueNed) September 6, 2014

Rich girl,poor boy,holiday romance
She carries a watermelon,learns to dance,disappoints family & not put in a corner#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joanne #bekind #wenotme Mehaffy (@jomehaffy) September 6, 2014

Lucky Retard gets junky whore pregnant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dean Ainsworth (@DeanAinsworth) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly creepy guy kidnap girl, tries to marry her, tries to kill her lover, and lets them both go.

— Dawn Madison (@TheDawnMadison) September 6, 2014