#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

I guess because it was called 'The Naked Lunch' I was expecting something a little different. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Glen (@glengyron) September 6, 2014

Bunch of soldiers go to a planet to look at motion detectors. Almost everyone dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tomb Svalborg (@tombness) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy gets in car and is in 1955 and Calvin Klein almost gets with his mother

— Harry (@hazzaricks) September 6, 2014

Marine recruitment standards fall precipitously in the far future, leading to the game being over, man. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GhostofJason.bsky.social (@Jason_Farrell) September 6, 2014

A lusty French exchange student struggles to endure American cuisine amidst a skiing competition. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James is not here anymore (@AbsurdlyJames) September 6, 2014

Black guy dies first #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kįng Kröw (@joeyonthemoon) September 6, 2014

Genius billionaire playboy becomes a philantropist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Get Off The Road (@getotroadfilms) September 6, 2014

Local beauty saves father in exchange for developing severe Stockholm Syndrome #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@SelfieMadeBoy) September 6, 2014

….fault in our stars? RT @OhxLalaaa: Boy likes girl girl likes boy they both die cry cry the end #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (not you, tyler perry) (@umbrcons) September 6, 2014

New York cop reunites with his family after a Christmas office party in LA.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeremie (@jcasts) September 6, 2014

"Driving got us into this mess, the only way to fix our problems is to drive some more" x6 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon (@burtoj) September 6, 2014

Man hits woman with car while getting a handy from his wife. Proceeds to lose weight #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jess Castro (@MyNeighborJess) September 6, 2014

A walking penis enters a ship's ventilation system, causing female crew members to contemplate pregancy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joey Cruz's addiction to self-description (@NeverWanderer) September 6, 2014

White man helps native americans find buffalo #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Graeme (@GraemePeacock) September 6, 2014

Heroically rescuing the little girl was pointless as she's dead before the start of the next film #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lori (@Kyrissulean) September 6, 2014

man thought to be dead turns out to not be dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— i stan birds 6.5 spoilers (@_ardeej) September 6, 2014

Camp Rocksus. RT @brittanyericaa: summer camp for musicians. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@ashleymcrie) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there's this guy, and there's this other guy, and basically nothing ends well and they're gay

— deficit diva (@reinedumalaise) September 6, 2014

"@FineBvrbie: Where a football player gets adopted by a white family #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly" The Blind Side?

— Deise 11:11 (@aMargaarida) September 6, 2014

Lots of old actors plus some more shoot stuff and blow shit up with loads of bad one liners again #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leebat (@leebattrick) September 6, 2014

Matey with a scar on his face wants money. So does stuff to get money. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Toneleast Montana (@toneleast) September 6, 2014

Play this trailer park arcade game and your friend might take off his face. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kurt (@damenleeturks) September 6, 2014

People get on an unsinkable ship which isn't unsinkable. Sex in a car. Iceberg. Women selfishly hogs floating door. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— “The Spoiled Leftie” (@TheSpoiledLefty) September 6, 2014

Lots of old actors shoot stuff and blow shit up with loads of bad one liners #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leebat (@leebattrick) September 6, 2014

Junior lol RT"@NQo_Zulu: A bodybuilding legend is the first man to be pregnant #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

— Refiloe Sekgetho (@PENSIVE_PARIAH) September 6, 2014

@CherieCheezcake Recluse ice witch terrorizes kingdom, flees, nearly murders her sister, is made queen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Katrinaweena (@KatrinaLColeman) September 6, 2014

Truth #Legos “@AGRMoore: No one will ever #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly better than Malcolm Tucker explained Star Wars… http://t.co/wKvdftVKDk”

— disgraced wellness blogger (@DrYobbo) September 6, 2014

Son Go's On Holiday To Sydney Dressed As A Clown, Dad Goes To Find Him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mitch Wondin (@Transmecharian) September 6, 2014

A cyborg, a monster, a Viking, an old man, a communist, an archer, and a guy with one eye fight aliens #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert (@rws91) September 6, 2014

.@srasko 7 little people wanna root a princess but they can't cause she's having a nap. Then a prince wakes her up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harley Breen (@harleybreen) September 6, 2014

Computers do not work how you think they work #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/C2x6KTFapi

— Nick Morgan-Moore (They/Them) (@nickmorganmoore) September 6, 2014

A boy gets bullied and can't defend himself. An old Chinese man teaches him how to fight. The boy defends himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee Brace (@bracealmighty) September 6, 2014

Girl buys a green scarf #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michaela (@MyManChrisBrown) September 6, 2014

Nicolas Cage gets bitten by a vampire, loses his shit, recites the alphabet. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Josh (@ninetwentyfour_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Everybody got AIDs and shit.

— MayaScientist | madscientist212.bsky.social (@MadScientist212) September 6, 2014

Lots of poor acting then the ship hits a ice burg and sinks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leebat (@leebattrick) September 6, 2014

Sperm in her hair and Dick in his zipper #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Mantona (@O_Manton94) September 6, 2014

A fidgety teen falls for a vampire mannequin that sparkles, lots of awkward long pauses, and like five sequels #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David “Darkness” Weiner (@TikiAmbassador) September 6, 2014

White male lead saves a damsel in distress. In the end he gets the girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tomb Svalborg (@tombness) September 6, 2014

People have the same exact routines without any memory of the previous day. Bill Murray tries to bang his coworker. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James (@JamesCoyne) September 6, 2014

Guy fucks a pie. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014

Okay I forgot how the story goes but the punchline is Bruce Willis is dead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon (@burtoj) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there's these troopers right… and they travel around in this sort of Starship thing.

— Saiѕσηѕ ιη тнє Abуѕѕ (@AdySaisons) September 6, 2014

Jeff Goldblum enjoys 1st half edgy superhero origin story, then remembers Cronenberg directing #ohshit @Geniusbastard #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— It's in the trees! It's coming! (@DarkandWondrous) September 6, 2014

. @harleybreen boy is scared of bats. Now everyone is scared of bats. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steen Raskopoulos (@steenrasko) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Theme park ruined by prehistoric safety issues

— Simon London (@slondonuk) September 6, 2014

A bunch of 90s goth nerds fight computers inside a computer with computer guns #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon (@burtoj) September 6, 2014

Ratbag socialite almost has dick washed by posh butler. Liza is in it too, but doesn't sing. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Andrew Carfrae (@AndrewBCarfrae) September 6, 2014

@composerose #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly progressive ideas killed America

— Snowmorra (@Fromorra) September 6, 2014

Woman robs office where she works, goes on to marry the owner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Peter Avellino (@PeterAPeel) September 6, 2014