#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

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#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Letters pop out of a wall, make a kid's dad disappear, then make a monster replace her dad and then kidnap a mom.

— Chris @ Paldea (@Tsukento) September 6, 2014

Man goes jogging, has unfortunate experience at the dentist. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @robynelyse.bsky.social (@RobynElyse) September 6, 2014

The book was better. Also, dragons. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— deathfrog || bruh (@ItsRibbit) September 6, 2014

Computer flies to Jupiter, kills most of its human stowaways, the survivor takes LSD #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Colin Jackson (@ThisCJ) September 6, 2014

two horny underage teens can't keep their hands out of each others pants, multiple deaths ensue, including their own. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Zamurai Jack ن . נֶאֱהָביָּהוּ (@ZAmmi) September 6, 2014

White guy solves racism by becoming a minority and showing them how to do it better, and this isn't racist somehow. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— A Girl of Lemongrab (@MC_Hesher) September 6, 2014

Kids trick fat friend into a long hike to poke a dead body. Fat friend grows up to be most handsome of bunch. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— chris herring (@_ChrisHerring) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hey Bob it's your cousin Frank. Frank Zemeckis. You know that sci-fi hook you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!

— Ò¿Ó (@YouOldSoAndSo) September 6, 2014

ragtag team of misfits surprise everyone by becoming really good at the sportball game they were supposed to suck at #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— nobody from nowhere (@OLAASM) September 6, 2014

@TechWriterGeoff I'm partial to the 1981 one where Bill Murray & Harold Ramis join the Army & wackiness ensues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aric Duktig (@TheClever70) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mr Darcy has a stutter, gets made king, wins World War II

— Nicky Woolf (@NickyWoolf) September 6, 2014

This kid is pissed he's short so he plays a carnival game and ends up working at a toy company #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joe Healey (@JoeHealey42) September 6, 2014

Witches can make whole town do what they want by singing, forget to do this when they're about to be hanged. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lauren (@stuckinspincycl) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Whimsy, on a boat

— ~ SEiiBUTSoooooooooooo ~ (@seiibutsu) September 6, 2014

Mercenaries are expendable, the movie also. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Logan Bonner (@loganbonner) September 6, 2014

Showers scene with no nudity. Stabbing with no blood. Also, mommy issues and cross-dressing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kurt (@damenleeturks) September 6, 2014

Orphan dresses as a flying mammal and fights crime. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Daph (@daphhime) September 6, 2014

Bloke looks for his childhood sledge #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— brian david stevens (@driftingcamera) September 6, 2014

Joe finds Volcano, has REALLY good luggage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— I Can't Drive 4.5 (@JDWilkinsonII) September 6, 2014

David Bowie steals a baby #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Seabrook (@ShadeNox) September 6, 2014

An attorney and a journslist embark on a totally-innocent road trip to Las Vegas… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Gallagher (@GallagherMW) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly In a dystopian future of rape and gibberish a music lover has cinema injected into his eyeballs.

— James Benmore (@jhenrybenmore) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Both Men, Red and Method, go to Harvard, get high on the constant, and overthrow the power structure on accident

— Stone Temple Padres (@TheThinGwynn) September 6, 2014

Dicaprio gets ditched by a cold-hearted bitch after a boat sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014

Philip Glass showcases his long form gif collection while babbling into a microphone on acid #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— 上代まりぢょ (@Himbocialist) September 6, 2014

Butt in the moonlight. Also, shootings and Joe Pesci. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Osaka Jack (@OsakaJack) September 6, 2014

Guy in a wheelchair really needs to mind his own beeswax #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dance Dance Secondary Products Revolution (@agincourtdb) September 6, 2014

A small impoverished town gets a blessing from the gods raining down in the form of food #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— YouLook'n4Me (@teemichelle) September 6, 2014

A young girl is blackmailed into slavery #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/lJol1mzCzB

— ChandyRan (@ChandyRan) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hey son you remember that movie we watched? With the guy you like in it? I wanted to recommend it to your aunt.

— Ò¿Ó (@YouOldSoAndSo) September 6, 2014

A willy got free #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kam (@ShishaWorld) September 6, 2014

A computer hacker is told he's "the one", doesn't think he's "the one", but then realises he's "the one"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Paris (@sjparis) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Two musicians on a mission from God. Wearing sunglasses.

— Pete's Tweets (@AussiePeteC) September 6, 2014

Wolverine and Gladiator hate each other because CatWoman had a baby. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Americo Alvarenga (@americo76) September 6, 2014

Mediocre goalie seeks second job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/hpLixA39mr

— mark driver (@MarkDriver) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly boy borrows friends stripy pyjamas & sleepover goes badly

— KingCanute (@noheavennogod) September 6, 2014

Rotten meat?! REVOLUTION! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stunt Granny (@veidtlemania) September 6, 2014

Dammit! but yes, that death was so good. RT @OhxLalaaa Jason "@ComplexlySimple: Somebody dies via sleeping bag toss. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

— Matt (@ComplexlySimple) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Wolverine and Catwoman are French people who sing in English about how terrible it is to be poor.

— Sharon (@MySharona1987) September 6, 2014

There was a really big boat they said was unsinkable. It sank. Also, Kate Winslet's tit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tartuffe the Spry Wonderdog (@tofulumpia) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Oddly, it's mostly concerned with prey.

— Chris Collision (@cfCollision) September 6, 2014

Towel aficionado and friend travel long distances. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Virus (@HisVirusness) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nicole Kidman lives in an elephant; eventually dies of tuberculosis

— hermit crab rented dormitory battle (@joshjossjsh) September 6, 2014

Drunk bar owner sees his ex with someone new, decides to kill Germans #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Taylor ️ (@FutureBoy) September 6, 2014

Join Peter Jackson as he simultaneously misses the point and rejects the director he once was #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— @theswolenerd.bsky.social (@The_Swole_Nerd) September 6, 2014

Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey and feels #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fiona Who? (@fionasarecool) September 6, 2014

a skeleton tries to become the next Santa Claus, a sack of bugs hates him and at one point there's a walking bathtub #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jennifer ️ hiatus (@kinkychanyeol) September 6, 2014

A guy loves his operating system. What a fag #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/beAoTGp8Y1

— Jac (@Jacbros) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some guy tries to murder Shia Lebeouf, but get this: he's actually wrong to do so

— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014

Prisoners of war play football, win, escape. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andy B CP1905 ️️️ (@AndyPBurton) September 6, 2014