#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Boy too short to go on carnival ride. Yet when he's big enough to go on ride, he doesn't. Instead he gets a job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Iserson (@davidiserson) September 6, 2014

This guy hires a bunch of people to do sub-par work at his factory. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Ihla (@AndrewIhla) September 6, 2014

New York cop attends estranged wife's awkward LA Christmas party. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/LUMVgPMPWm

— Sam M. (@essasinsam) September 6, 2014

"@Jedi_Sager: Cuban shoots a lot of cocaine,people, & his house up before he dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly"

— william. (@SorcererWiggins) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A one eyed rambo has to rescue President Curly in exchange for his freedom then…

Get out of the big apple.

— Trev (@VideoDistortion) September 6, 2014

Marshmallow ghost breaks city #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Erickson (@TheBird_MN) September 6, 2014

They acted like it was about WWII commandos, but it was really about a cinema owner, yet, we fell in love with a Nazi #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt Loman (@MattLoman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Radical Senator from Chicago wins presidency. Promises hope and change. World chaos ensues. He golfs entire time.

— Snarky Bastard (@Snarky_Basterd) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly She's a pretty hooker, he has a huge wad of cash

— Julie Rowland️ (@JulieSRowland) September 6, 2014

Wrestler with dad issues smokes pot and breaks windows while other teens look on, write essays. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rick Turoczy (@turoczy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dingus saves company with extruded plastic.

— Damn This Sideways House (@MadJaymilton) September 6, 2014

Academics abandon the university system to start a small business, only to be sabotaged by a capricious EPA. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— It's John! (@_JohnHamilton) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Hot new food craze turns out to be made out of people.

— Zane Neely (@Zane_Neely) September 6, 2014

Killer aliens don't have an antivirus program #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shane Word (@ShaneWord) September 6, 2014

Luke's dad has a really dark side. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— InsideGuide toLondon (@InLondonGuide) September 6, 2014

Woman tapes instructions to a vacuum cleaner, moves in with a Lesbian, and dies.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Gun control advocates ruin a young boy's Christmas dream by constantly warning of dangers posed by stray BB's

— Monkey 74 (@Mnky74) September 6, 2014

If you're a gambling raging alcoholic you can win the US Open #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dean Montgomery (@tipdrillpic6_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly badass WWE wrestler takes a second job as a tooth fairy.

— Shrouk (@Sayhitomyhandle) September 6, 2014

People without cell phones run around drugging and beating each other to find a bird statue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Nemecek * (@larrynemecek) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly lol that chick is a dude

— Highway to The Cool Zone (@skaboomizzy) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A girl who eats too much pea & ham soup gets head spins.

— MLo (@MLoParis) September 6, 2014

An archeologist, who takes his nickname from the family dog, turns out to be afraid of snakes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen R. Fox (@F6x) September 6, 2014

That guy who went to jail for a tax thing kills a bunch of draculas, but also is a dracula maybe? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Randall Rego (@RandallRego) September 6, 2014

A writer goes crazy when he can't meet his word goals. Or, you know, Tuesday. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamie Wyman ️‍ (@Pajamazon) September 6, 2014

Sean Bean doesn't die, until he does die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Starm! (@StarmHW) September 6, 2014

Lost girl dreams about her creepy neighbors in cosplay b4 realizing she never was really lost cuz IT WAS ALL A DREAM. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Larry Nemecek * (@larrynemecek) September 6, 2014

There's a mouse, and he's Sherlock Holmes but not really. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tessara Dudley (@tessaragdudley) September 6, 2014

Due to a gum shortage, a man kicks ass #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sean Dudley (@_zeronium) September 6, 2014

Honey I was irresponsible with the shrink ray #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Swiz (@eSwiz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly shared psychological disorder compels music fans John Cusack, Jack Black, and Todd Louiso to make lists of things

— Erik (@Mornacale) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly sociopathic president and two womanizing pranksters confuse senate, start war

— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) September 6, 2014

Kids go to a camp where we are supposed to believe parents let their kids be watched by Bill Murray #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tasmen (@tasmen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Brian Dennehy pisses off Green Beret. Really pisses him off.

— Grognard (@fiffergrund32) September 6, 2014

Guy who transforms into a bat, who posses a lot of money who donates cans of ass whoopin, the whole time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— SucramSage (@Jedi_Sager) September 6, 2014

Guy kills a dragon, gets gross on an unconscious lady. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Keith Carey (@keithtellsjokes) September 6, 2014

Omg I
“@YunoFanboy: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tony Stark likes to solve mysteries.”

— Dri (Mulder’s Version) (@RitualStench) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some punk kid gets mad and becomes a huge baby

— endril (@ndril) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man and a volleyball become friends and possibly lovers.

— forest hag adventurejenn.bsky.social (@jiggatravels) September 6, 2014

white guy goes to place, understands it better than folks who live there, gets matching outfit, saves everything #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly These people do some stuff and then they all died except that one

— Ŧɨʄʄαռʏ ֆօʍɛცօɖყ (@TiffYG2133) September 6, 2014

A robot and a man have an argument on a spaceship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Camash: The Spooky Low-Poly Lion (@CamashRed) September 6, 2014

An unlucky San Francisco punk looses count of how many shots were fired. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen R. Fox (@F6x) September 6, 2014

Traumatised American war veteran joins Islamist terror group, murders dozens of white soldiers, is the hero #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John B (@johnb78) September 6, 2014

@AxelRipper Guy creates adventure for his imaginary friend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff ️‍ (@Nobody1300) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Religious hick from desert planet engages in terrorism against valiant soldiers of ruling of government.

— Scaredeggo Screamarama (@sdcinerama) September 6, 2014

a bunch of kids go to a castle, use some sticks and somehow defeat a snake guy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Roman (@ARomanArtist) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A 13 year old boy gets to meet his father's high school friends.

— GARY LOVES YOU (@kafzeil) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dinosaur eats a lawyer

— CEO of THE BORAX COMPANY (@moscva_mule) September 6, 2014