#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly space ship, space ship, some more space ships, laser, wown wown, space ship, I'm your father.

— Luci Titas (@Lucitita) September 7, 2014

A girl takes a personality test and the government tries to kill her for it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MK (@Ground0Online) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bunch of deer run over a lion. No worries. Kill uncle.

— Disney Fan Problems (@DisneyProblems) September 6, 2014

Navy pilot breaks rules, does dippy stunts, gets buddy killed, freezes in combat, somehow considered hero #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed Morrissey (@EdMorrissey) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Underperforming Nun seduces Navy man with overlarge family and they emigrate after talent show pic.twitter.com/mw0j1WNT7M

— Ian Pryce CBE (@ipryce) September 6, 2014

A man saves a princess from an asthmatic robot that turns out to be father of both of them. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Blossom (@KittenFlower) September 6, 2014

Jack Nicholson says "you can't handle the truth". Nothing else of any significance occurs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matt (@MattSav7) September 6, 2014

British secret agent maintains his cover by public gambling, bedding women, and constantly announcing his real name. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Froonium Ricky Manning (@froonium) September 6, 2014

Australian girl and gangster boyfriend overcome obstacles, take over carnival and reveal they have a flying car #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Goldman (@TheEricGoldman) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Bruce Willis dies at the beginning. He's a ghost all through the film.

— The Mind Sigh (@weightofech) September 6, 2014

Eccentric man violates every OSHA regulation & kills kids w/candy. Survivor gets factory. Hunger games & ommpaloompas #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Q. (they/them) | @quiara.net on the bluer skies (@Quiara) September 6, 2014

Pointy horse goes for a walk, meets large red cow who wants to herd her. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @petersbeagle

— Sarah Allegra (@sarahallegra) September 8, 2014

Archaeologist climbs in a fridge; regrettably survives. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— i'm back? i guess? (@charlesthomas) September 7, 2014

Young businessman takes trip to Romania, meets eccentric nobleman. Will his new job work out?#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/DMnAnnq79y

— Movies Silently (@MoviesSilently) September 7, 2014

Vagrant sneaks onto a ship. Bangs a rich chick. Drowns. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Scott Asher (@TweetAsher) September 6, 2014

Loving this hashtag —> #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Black Girl Nerds (@BlackGirlNerds) September 6, 2014

A blind man smells women. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 6, 2014

Boy fucks pie #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bat Fowler (@TheMattFowler) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kid grows up eating bugs w/ his adoptive same-sex parents and has to revenge-kill his British uncle for a rock.

— Thornwolf | Nicole Dornsife (@ThornwolfArt) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Miserable French people singing in English

— Scott Carruthers (@Scotty_McTweety) September 6, 2014

LMAO RT @LeSeb_: Some rich dude and his wife died and their son became a bat. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Edward (@brodajide) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
George Lucas holds your treasured childhood memories down, While JarJar Binks fucks them, FOR 2 HOURS

— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) September 6, 2014

A civil servant rides the tube then takes his boss to see his parents' house in Scotland #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neil Alcock (@MrNeilAlcock) September 6, 2014

@KyleKallgren Dude takes horoscope too seriously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/BT4WFKrVxz

— Morgan Shaunette (@UniverseMan) September 6, 2014

God makes sure Jimmy Stewart attempts suicide before helping him out. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) September 6, 2014

A love story where two girls must share a cup due to a lack of cups. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jorflin Escrot Scorbio ‍ (@mrgipson) September 6, 2014

A farm boy meets an old cultist and a smuggler and gets in trouble with the law.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Patch Zircher (@PatrickZircher) September 6, 2014

A kid leaves a swamp to meet his biological father. It goes badly. His best friend makes a move on his sister. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rantz A. Hoseley (@MysteryCr8tve) September 6, 2014

A bunch of guys decide to steal diamonds, change their names to colors and things go bad, real bad.#explainafilmplotbadly

— renee (@reneejulene) September 6, 2014

RT @Haroooooooon: Two lovers take the ALS ice bucket challenge and one dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/lGnWo6TvA7

— Yennefer of Vengerberg (@Zenaibuu) September 8, 2014

Willy Wonka is a drunk cowboy, and people were racist in the Old West. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christopher Bevins (@VoiceofBevins) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly disappears.

no one still cares because he is tusshar kapoor.

— fru (@Oinkoo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly So Lincoln finds oil and a way to steal milkshakes and then they go bowling.

— steve schweighofer (@banjoonthecrag) September 7, 2014

You can't talk about it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MWUnicorn (@MWUnicorn) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Guy from Fantasy Island pisses off TJ Hooker. Make everyone in the world fear earwigs more than anything else.

— Gwenhwyfar – Expendable (@themockedturtle) September 6, 2014

David Bowie steals a baby at woman's request, she changes her mind and a ragtag team of terrorists invade his land #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kris Nixon (@krisnxn) September 6, 2014

Bradley Cooper and his friends fail to acknowledge their substance abuse issues across the span of three films. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Novembarry (@TheBarrylad) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A retiree commits 80 hate crimes within an hour. pic.twitter.com/1zbZfZJTcB

— Vaughn Fry (@VaughnFry) September 6, 2014

New kid in town is really weird, turns out he's a run-away who took family vehicle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/JFpvRRZiYS

— deBeauxOs (@deBeauxOs1) September 6, 2014

Popular silent film star's career sabotaged by a trio of jealous rivals. Musical. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Evie Manieri (@EvieManieri) September 6, 2014

A homeless guy fucks a rich guy's fiancee and then drowns. Celine Dion provides the soundtrack. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff McEnery (@JeffMcEnery) September 6, 2014

New York's hottest club is "Gotham"—it has everything: rich orphans w/ capes, sadistic clowns, & guys w/ respirators. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Simba comes back to take control innit cos his uncle's being a dickhead!

— Nathan Caton (@NathanCaton) September 6, 2014

Boy on life boat is bored he doesn't have a phone to play on so entertains self by catching fish and taming tiger #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jonathan Black (@jonblackbsb) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/URLURUN5dO

— Jess Devonport (@jess_devonport) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly farm boy becomes a pirate and tries to marry the girl. He dies but Billy Crystal fixes that. Also, there's a giant.

— Erin Leigh (@isErinLeigh) September 6, 2014

Second French revolution almost happens but doesn't in the end while Wolverine sings about his life. #Explainafilmplotbadly

— Dean Burnett (@Garwboy@ohai.social) (@garwboy) September 6, 2014

Man gets bitten by a spider then I am naked at school assembly I get chased by human faced dogs then it’s the credits #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) September 6, 2014

Drag queens and their transgender friend endure vehicle problems. Fabulously. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014

A tall man gets midgets to smuggle jewelry for him #LOTR #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brendan Warkentin (@faazshift) October 5, 2014