#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A HackAuthorSpendsASecludedWinter w/ TelekineticSonInAHauntedHotel&StillCantComeUp w/ MoreThanOneSentenceForHisBook.

— ONE BEYOND (@onebeyond) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fragile woman comes to bad end when she depends on kindness of relatives rather than strangers.

— Bobbie G. (@dancingbeanbob) September 7, 2014

Office slacker gets promoted, violently destroys printer with two buddies, steals a bunch of money. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Video Game Generations (@VGGenerations) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl moves in next door. Boy and Girl builds Tree house. Boy goes somewhere w/ teacher. Girl Dies #bridgetoteribithia

— monica (@monicahahurr) September 7, 2014

Kid lures alien into closet with Reeces Pieces and teaches him to phone home after flying through the woods on a bike #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lori Bates Wright (@loribateswright) September 7, 2014

3 historias inconexas hacen famosos a Alejandro y Guillermo. Pelean por el crédito. El negro gana todas las peleas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leonardo Toledo (@leonardotoledo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly kid hears bizarre sounds and tries to figure out instead of running away. Finds and plays the demoniac game.

— Luci Titas (@Lucitita) September 7, 2014

Neglectful parents abandon Kevin and leave him down and out in the streets of New York. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John (@terriblelunch) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly clown scares shit out of everybody, especially me, turns out to be giant space spider, somehow not as scary anymore

— turtle (@namcopunk) September 7, 2014

Dinosaurs #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— idog (@icactusdog) September 7, 2014

2 men really enjoy marijuana #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Graham (@RealDaveGraham) September 7, 2014

Boy that is petrified of bats, dresses like a bat when he's an adult to protect his butler & to fight local baddies.. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Jayson (@JayJayson111) September 7, 2014

A robot discovers weed on post-apocalyptic Earth and gets it taken by some some cyberbabe. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— tyrone (@TylerAmigo) September 7, 2014

Matt Damon is more important than anyone who died during WWll.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Lizotte (@ThinLizotte) September 7, 2014

Dork gets bitten by an insect+ his uncle gets killed so the kid does crazy stunts while fighting guy in a green suit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Berek-Lewis (@jasonbereklewis) September 7, 2014

Tom Cruise is a vampire. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— bingo gunter, phd (@bingogunter) September 7, 2014

Al Gore, @algore, describes the end of the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Puddleglum (@muppimhuppim) September 7, 2014

Guy reads a diary to his lady with Alzheimer's. Everyone dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Julia Hammond (@hammonaca) September 7, 2014

Madman drags ship over mountain to make film about madman dragging ship over mountain. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Kelly (@MSidKelly) September 7, 2014

Green creature lives alone on a mountain. Now lives with a bunch of midgets. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Rubin (@rubin_aaron) September 7, 2014

Johnny Depp pisses all over what Gene Wilder created #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Choppy (@_choppy_) September 7, 2014

Some dude professes his love to some chick by holding a boombox #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Victor Cruz (@_CruzVictor) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pretty fast bus can't slow down or else it will explode. Then it's a boat. Then I have no idea.

— Luci Titas (@Lucitita) September 7, 2014

Local carpenter gets more than he bargained for when betrayed by pal, Judas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John (@terriblelunch) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly awesome dude fights terrorists to save his wife during Christmas party. Kills everyone by himself.

— Luci Titas (@Lucitita) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Book gets ruined and important stuff get ignored (applies to almost all of them)

— (@heychaspea) September 7, 2014

“@JtEarly: Daniel Day Lewis is kind of a prick. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly” Gangs of New York Leo

— kristen jade (@kristenjadeQ) September 7, 2014

2 Guns: Denzel and Marky Mark have breakfast. Denzel likes pumpernickel toast. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Randy Romero (@LiteraryVampyre) September 7, 2014

A religious man just wants to get rid of seven specific sinners. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Famous Internet Comedian Jason Soto (@FamousComedian) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly dude works at a burger place and then another burger places opens so he makes a new sauce

— Funky Town (@funkytownyo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Much cancer Such metaphor Very fault pic.twitter.com/k6COsvhFJw

— Benj Balmaceda (@SittingOnABenj) September 7, 2014

Man makes an impressive scale model of his hometown, accidentally sets it on fire in minutes #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Z6426Jatrg

— Adam (@TheJackSack) September 7, 2014

Old man gets drunk, builds big wooden boat to accommodate chronic animal hoarding problem. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Richard Dunbeck ️‍ (@Redunbeck) September 7, 2014

Simply rollicking time with #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly. Some hilarious stuff, check it out !

— DisgruntledAandolanjeevi #DestroyTheAadhaar (@SanskariStree) September 7, 2014

Girls start old, then get young and steal a bunch of boy's clothes. They get involved in witchcraft. (Now & Then.) #explainafilmplotbadly

— Kirbie Barbiecore Johnson (@kirbiejohnson) September 7, 2014

(Insert creature) terrorizes town, death, death, hot girl in bikini, death, death, creature dies in firey explosion. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Matteo (@Matteooo49) September 7, 2014

“@hopedellon: #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Frat boys are good-hearted, misunderstood pranksters. pic.twitter.com/kG6FlIHtiz” Ha! And messy eaters!

— Bonnie Datt (@BonnieDatt) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some asshole tricks this other asshole but then they end up being assholes together (presumably) forever

— Gyarados Equis (@PokemonyeWest) September 7, 2014

@siiilenttbob Grass is mowed. Shrimp is discussed. A man loses his legs. There's running. Feathers fly around. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Heather Hughes (@heatherhughes09) September 7, 2014

NY cabbie has no friends but he's moody, mean & kills people so I guess that's why. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bernice (@Altibalba) September 7, 2014

Group of kids go out to seek pirate treasure, find it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Teresa Fallis (@teresadf) September 7, 2014

A couple is in love somewhere in the South. Probably North Carolina. #NicholasSparks #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Annie M. Sheffield (@DrywallAnchor) September 7, 2014

Some kids go into the woods and die. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Will Kouf (@SilverEmulsion) September 7, 2014

Alien lands in Midwest. Finds love, gets married, wins local dance contest, has to return to mother planet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gus (@Gus_802) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Alcoholic private eye roped into job, cartoon suspected of murder, private eye helps, sexy wife, cartoon acquitted.

— Crimson, Twitch Affiliate (@shrd_crimson) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A dude named Jesus had a bunch of super powers but people thought his magic was fake so they Murdered him.

— Løve, Ryan. (@yourpookiepie) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly guy disguised as blue alien meets blue alien chick Both kill humans for cutting down tree they had freaky sex under

— Ayo (@ayo3) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A drill sergeant is really mean for 32 minutes and then no body cares about the rest. pic.twitter.com/bkdiWahxVM

— Doro (@yourboydoro) September 7, 2014

Man reads adventure story to sick grandson. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bernadette (@658DIG) September 7, 2014

Dr. Neville survives for 3 years in an apocalypse with his dog only to die 1 day after meeting a woman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mcfly (@Sleepyjoe55) September 7, 2014