#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A girl who can draw weird symbols falls in love with her brother @cassieclare

— liz (@vantaerrific) September 7, 2014

New kid joins local kids for baseball, meets neighbor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MNDevlin (@mndevlin) September 7, 2014

Old Nazi pulls guys teeth without permission,then eats some diamonds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sandkat (@rustyloer) September 7, 2014

Guys from the future travel to the past and watch an old man build a rocket ship because he can't get laid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Draygan (@draygan) September 7, 2014

Joss Whedon masturbating for two hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Justin Jones (Taylor's Version) (@justin_501b) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly In space a computer goes mental and then you see a baby.

— Apotheosis of Anhedonia (@keswickbro) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A guy & a girl keep meeting over & over. End up in NY, become best friends. Dance on New Years Eve. Get married

— SOcean (@SOcean5) September 7, 2014

Luke and Leia are brother and sister? #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— River Clegg (@RiverClegg) September 7, 2014

#PutPutinAwayFromUkraine #PutPutinaWayFromUkraine #GeceGeceAklımaDüştü #corngoals #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #LoPeorDelColegioEs

— Никанор Котенко (@hcrdtr88) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy who likes to play dress up is foiled by sparkly green stone while trying to save the world.

— Jodi Williams (@Jodi_Williams_) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An abnormal family of defeats a guy who was mad that he didn't get to be a sidekick

— (@UniquelyChic97) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Rich people kill each other over ownership of psychedelic drugs

— Evan "Clever Anagram for Master" Waters (@evanwaters) September 7, 2014

Five young adults put on costumes and drive a giant transformer-like robot to defeat bad guys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ᴊᴇʀᴇᴍʏ ᴊᴀᴍᴍ (@NaskarrKid) September 7, 2014

Bruce Willis dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Waldman (@TomBosleySays) September 7, 2014

@JasonBiggs outkicks his coverage on really shitty internet. Also, has sex with baked goods. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kevin Tompkins (@ktompkinsii) September 7, 2014

a man who has a weird fetish for animals must find out where a transvestite hid the Miami Dolphins pet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #aceventura

— dave (@bohrnreadyy) September 7, 2014

Boring, nap, wake up, boring… ROSEBUD #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Social (@socialmuse) September 7, 2014

Sofia Vergara gets a part time job in a food truck #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mosca Florio (@smcl24) September 7, 2014

Nerds commit wanton acts of revenge #ExplainAFilmPlotAccurately #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Superbang (@superbang) September 7, 2014

NYC cable guy & his dad convince the President to attack an alien mothership in an F18 Hornet. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/2WMNABGkaN

— Christopher Sikkenga (@sikkdays) September 7, 2014

A little alien creature needs to use a phone to call someone. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— j (@JoanneMFirth) September 7, 2014

Matrix with sexy blue cats #avatar #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Noor AlShaikhly (@alshaikhly23) September 7, 2014

something about a sled or some shit #CitizenKane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shea Castle (@shea_castle) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A movie based on an old cop show has nothing at all in common with the old show. Drama is now a comedy.

— Samuel Federspiel (@Sammerkona) September 7, 2014

Lesbians coverup murder, fry tomatoes, middle age lady can't seduce husband or loosen her girdle to look @ her vagina #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— X! (@ZonkerDA) September 7, 2014

A mongrel gets a bitch pregnant. Rewarded with a collar #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aidan forgets why he (@aidno) September 7, 2014

Aliens attack.Apple kills aliens.Jayne Cobb still didn't get to bring along the grenades.Barbecues got cancelled. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kathryn Harrison (@khharrison) September 7, 2014

Father and children play board game in old loft, shit gets intense. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oli Adams (@Oli_Adams) September 7, 2014

Sandra bullock wins an Oscar for patronising black kid #explainafilmplotbadly

— Éanna (@efbman) September 7, 2014

Brad P & Angelina J play a boring married couple that, in an attempt to prove their love, try to kill each other! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elvis Monroe (@balladbaby) September 7, 2014

Leslie Nielsen encourages some people to land a plane. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ed Hammerbeck (@edhammerbeck) September 7, 2014

A high school boy time travels and meets a man wearing a scary rabbit costume. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jee (@yellowpwerrngr) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly The Dude just wants to chill and drink White Russians but then some bad guys pee on his rug.

— Travis Hare (@TheTravisHare) September 7, 2014

.@peeweeherman and Simone say "au revoir" to their deformed baby, who later runs for mayor. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Omy8zUvKA3

— Marci Robin (@MarciRobin) September 7, 2014

Uncool high school kid almost erases himself from life when he travels back in time and his mom falls for him #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dan Of The Dad (@Faith_No_Dan) September 7, 2014

Mary's hair smells funny. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Frankp (@CogitoErgoWtf) September 7, 2014

Brad Pitt buys Jonah Hill so they can hang out and do math #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— RM (@Rolix3001) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly old lady eats tomatoes that are fried and green

— Rose (@InTheTommoGang) September 7, 2014

Magical fondler is electrocuted for making a mouse live indefinitely #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Waldman (@TomBosleySays) September 7, 2014

IThey travelled back in time to get some whales to save the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike McGuire (@McGuire_Mike) September 7, 2014

Three white chicks manipulate the new african girl. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/KMGK51pA4I

— Roy Rogers McFreely (@YoBoy_RMoy) September 7, 2014

Space federal government in desperate chase to stop terrorists. Twist: the terrorists win. Also, laser swords. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Duff Harris (@duffharris) September 7, 2014

So like the son is handicapped, right, and gets kidnapped and the dad gets help from a random woman to track him down #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Omar (@SteeloLopez69) September 7, 2014

#PutPutinAwayFromUkraine #PutPutinaWayFromUkraine #GeceGeceAklımaDüştü #corngoals #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #LoPeorDelColegioEs

— Абалаков Эрнст (@kugyfabocu342) September 7, 2014

Three male acquaintances bond on a fishing trip. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Eileen (@rosebudpeas) September 7, 2014

A teen gets a bug bite and decides to become an acrobat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Sigel (@adamsigel) September 7, 2014

Alcoholic cafe owner considers collaborating with Nazis because he's angry at ex-girlfriend; changes mind. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Carol (@ButDiscourse) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl is from high society. Boy lives on the street. They fall in love over a plate of spaghetti.

— The Flavor Bender (@FlavorBender) September 7, 2014

An imprisoned cannibal incessantly taunts an FBI agent who suffers from a similar aversion to lamb chops. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Larsen (@midnighter99) September 7, 2014

Old guy has lots of money. Asks for his sled, and dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— b1joe (@b1joe) September 7, 2014