#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

An alien wears spandex to stop a bald guy's real estate deal #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Neil Jackson (@TheNeilJackson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Dead beings stuck between realms occupy a town as a huge marshmallow provides hope, until 3 men obliterate them all.

— Razor (@hale_razor) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of singing and everyone is very sad.

— Kylie Cadwallader (@king_kylie) September 6, 2014

Marilyn Monroe is so stunningly beautiful no one notices the sax & bass players are Jack Lemmon & Tony Curtis in drag #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️‍ @ADignorantium@mstdn.social ️‍ (@ADignorantium) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Some nerd gets caught in a rain storm and catches hypothermia in a library, causing him to hallucinate about books.

— Kevin Matthews (@SpaceTypist) September 6, 2014

After repeating high school for hundreds of years a virginal vampire falls in love with an insipid young girl #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sari Nichols M.A. (@armchairscholar) September 6, 2014

Bush league hockey team signs 3 goons to defeat team with scary player. Coach goes on to make a range of pasta sauces #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tom Darnell (@tomdarns) September 6, 2014

Whoopi Goldberg harasses a grieving woman who just lost her boyfriend. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

Good humoured European man frees slave & travels to various plantations. #explainafilmplotbadly

— https://spoutible.com/Another_Wench (@Another_Wench) September 6, 2014

2 girls meet on boardwalk, becomes BFF. They grow apart and 1 sings Wing Beneath My Wings. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Wendy Leung (@Leung__Wendy) September 6, 2014

Guy runs all over Philadelphia looking for somewhere with free WiFi. Finally finds it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/r8k49XNWQ4

— SocialSign.in (@SocialSignIn) September 6, 2014

Bruce Willis doesn't realize he's a ghost #explainafilmplotbadly

— bongo (@bongobelfast) September 6, 2014

Embarrassed to admit how many of these #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly tweets I don't get. But there you go.

— Cherie Priest, Allegedly (@cmpriest) September 6, 2014

After macking on sister, dude learns they're siblings. Dad cuts off hand son uses to hold glowing phallic object. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robert X George (@RobGeorge) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Four guys catch ghosts for a living & some giant marshmallow thing comes out of nowhere.

— kahncub.bsky.social ️‍️ (@Kahncub) September 6, 2014

Super long-winded excuse as to why FedEx didn't get me the volleyball I ordered on time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Clay Shaver (@CoachCTShaver) September 6, 2014

Sarah is sick of babysitting #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/qMuSVobvGV

— CAFE AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE (@Universe_Cafe) September 6, 2014

Meryl Streep wants another Oscar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jackie Beat (@JACKIEBEAT) September 6, 2014

Developmentally challenged witnesses all kinds if history #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bad Mikey (@BadMikeyBad) September 6, 2014

After their vehicle breaks down, 3 bros cancel an epic trip, ask for directions. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/yBsLCzAk9b

— Andrew Symes (@FailedProtostar) September 6, 2014

Incest between a sick boy and girl #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— We Remain (@peeta_eaton) September 6, 2014

Janitor is good at math. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jake's Journal (@JakesJournal) September 6, 2014

A man finds a planet ruled by monkeys then yells at a statue. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Tiedrich patreon subscriber (@prisonpete) September 6, 2014

Kevin Spacey is being interrogated has better eyesight than me #ExplainAMoviePlotbadly

— Gav (Miracle Of Sound) (@miracleofsound) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Johnny Depp and another dude drive to Vegas, stoned and high for 90 minutes, chaos

— Christoph C. Cemper AIPRM (@cemper) September 6, 2014

High School Students get detention and never even eat breakfast #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Austin Sondag (@ARSondag) September 6, 2014

White folk with a lot of kids leave the juvenile delinquent behind whilst he commits aggravated assault on criminals #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— dTee®© (@dTee86) September 6, 2014

Will Ferrell does a film he thinks is funny and it really isn't funny. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #AmIDoingThisRight

— Dastardly Danny (@dastardlydanny) September 6, 2014

Guy goes blind, is unable to stop large quantities of Evanescence's music playing when he walks or jumps #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon D Barker ️‍ (@JonDBarker) September 6, 2014

The Godfather: Son inherits his father's business and makes some improvements. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jeff Tiedrich [retired account — see bio] (@jefftiedrich) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly clary meets a NATURALLY BLONDE hottie with tats who she wants to date but they're siBLINGS pic.twitter.com/BnLAyHCJJ2

— ashia (@TRIVlAIove) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Antisocial offspring reacts badly to new family pic.twitter.com/A8jv6UIo0X

— Zoe the Bay Harbour Butcher (@thezoverlord) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a man who has came out of rehab meets a girl who keeps appearing when he is out jogging scaring the crap out of him.

— Maddy (@Multifndomss) September 6, 2014

Boy gets trapped in a mans body, dances on a giant piano, and bottles shagging his work colleague #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Fuzzy felt eyebrows (@TheRealNickKay) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly It's like the original, but worse.

— David Hebblethwaite (@David_Heb) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Demi Moore makes out with Whoopi Goldberg on the thin premise that she is possessed by Patrick Swayze.

— @quebectango – find me on the place without clouds (@QuebecTango) September 6, 2014

A critically injured novelist does a free rewrite for his live-in nurse. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Sweeney (@Courier12) September 6, 2014

Ballet dancer may or may not be having a mental breakdown and the plot may or may not be happening. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mattlenia, Goddess of Rot & Knuckles (@Stradiwhovius) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A short guy enlists the help of 8 blokes to help him destroy his uncles ring.

— Haaave you met Will? (@FlynnFinnagen) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly this massive fish gets annoyed and the locals get annoyed and three guys get really annoyed. Wife misses one of them.

— Greg McHugh (@gregjmchugh) September 6, 2014

Private tutor without references abandons kids after they witness sordid affair with (Australian?) chimney sweep. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Barny Boatman (@barnyboatman) September 6, 2014

Boy has girlfriend way out of his league & his car turns into a talking robot#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— VanCommander (@VanCommander) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Illegal alien gets young boy drunk & makes his bicycle a threat to low-flying aircraft

— Trivial_Hirsute (@Martinquinn66) September 6, 2014

Like the first one, but this time on a ship #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Paul Coxon (@paulcoxon) September 6, 2014

Women go on vacation and take the first ever selfie. It is all that is left in the end.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Grimalkin, RN (@grimalkinrn) September 6, 2014

Sean Bean dies at the start. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) September 6, 2014

Last time there was one alien; this time there are several. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Logan Bonner (@loganbonner) September 6, 2014

Not a return to form. Directed by Woody Allen. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) September 6, 2014

Street gangs dance a lot to inexplicably beautiful music. One girl seems to be lip synching. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David J. Loehr (@dloehr) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Rob Schneider stars

— jerk store answering service (@caylenb) September 6, 2014