#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly birds are assholes

— Luscious Dick Tacoma (@scearley) September 6, 2014

.@KyleKallgren Two guys get stranded in the desert. Er, wait…shit. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/OuLfo3SIJp

— Season’s REID-ings! ️️️ (@Reiderreiter77) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bunch of British guys in bowl cuts dick around before a concert.

— David A Scott Jr (@DAScottJr) September 6, 2014

A guy quits his imaginary job to eat crappy food on a hovercraft in a sewer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Laurie Voss (@seldo) September 6, 2014

abandoned child tortures burglars, applies aftershave #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— morgan matson (@morgan_m) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Scientist's experiment goes awry & his neighbors protest while carrying torches.

— Timothy Thelen (@timmthelen) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt keeps getting younger and his girlfriend worries that she will look like a pedophile towards the end. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tom-Tom (@qweetus) September 6, 2014

archaeology professor is basically always on sabbatical #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Helena Fitzgerald (@helfitzgerald) September 6, 2014

95-year-old war veteran discovers Marvin Gaye, massive intelligence agency conspiracy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jim Vejvoda (@JimVejvoda) September 6, 2014

Due to a mix-up, a child gets left alone at home. There are dragons. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jim Campbell (Gone – see pinned tweet) (@JustJimWillDo) September 6, 2014

Michael Douglas is not economically viable and gives those fuckers what they deserve for not servin breakfast #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Medsworth (@MustBeTheMeds) September 6, 2014

L337 H4X0r decides he deserves to be able to play videogames without buying them. Almost starts WWIII in the process. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rantz A. Hoseley (@MysteryCr8tve) September 6, 2014

Kyle MacLachlan finds an ear, and then it gets weird. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Filmic The Page (@FilmicThePage) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Superman doesn't act like Superman for two hours.

— Desperado D. Mayor (@Overmayor) September 6, 2014

Jim Cavizel is dead, and then all of a sudden he isn't. Humanity is redeemed somewhere in the middle. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brendan Fraser Crane (@bf_crane) September 6, 2014

Mediocre white dancer beats #PuertoRicans in rigged contest then date-rapes his partner in cab #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/jqcy7kzbls

— Minister of ClimateJusticeFiction Propaganda (@AyadeLeon) September 17, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A grandfather prevents his sick grandson from getting the sleep he needs by reading a lengthy book to him.

— Krud (@Krud) September 9, 2014

Tom Hanks take a long vacation from his job at FedEx. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brian Karren (@BrianKarren) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Emo vampires stare at each other for a long time

— Saul (@OldSchoolSaul) September 8, 2014

A bunch of ravens attack a woman. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— EddieMSparkles (@EddieMSparkles) September 8, 2014

Conscious sedation. No airway support. Vivid dreams. No, not #Ketaminethemusical. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/0biZqSwbZx

— Segun Olusanya (He/Him) iceman_ex@critcare.social (@iceman_ex) September 8, 2014

Immigrant businessman startled to learn his kid sister has married a coin-flipping gunman.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Znb9mzLefm

— Movies Silently (@MoviesSilently) September 8, 2014

Good guys win. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/NDCmixjzXc

— Graeme Harwell (@GraemeHarwell) September 8, 2014

Some twat with a scar gets stalked by a dude with no nose #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jaymie (@simmoslxter) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a bunch of well-dressed homicidally inclined people have dinner in the 50s. Tim Curry is the villain. again.

— Duchess Bettie (@TheLocalDuchess) September 7, 2014

It's a story about toys… #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— jaymie (@simmoslxter) September 7, 2014

You can live forever if you pick the right swimming pool. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Cocoon

— Nina L. Diamond (@ninatypewriter) September 7, 2014

Long haired blond with a frying pan elopes with a criminal who kills the woman who raised her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/i5jR04ZFGp

— Ian Butcher (@thebrewery100) September 7, 2014

16 AARP train-wrecks relive 80's road trip after Planet Hollywood burns down following suspicious e coli outbreak. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gaydolf Hitler ️‍ (@GaydolfHitler) September 7, 2014

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— absrdNEWS Network (@absrdNEWS) September 7, 2014

Mel Gibson drives around looking for gasoline. Finds Burning Man going on. Gets everyone to follow him nowhere. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike McFarland (@MikeMcFarlandVA) September 7, 2014

Space captain and friends time travel from the future to the 1980s. They need a whale to talk to aliens. It's awesome #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robo (@robot_hammer) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly some people swim in the ocean with a massive shark. Not all survive.

— Leon R Bareham (@bareham60) September 7, 2014

Adopted son attempts genocide in cry for attention from aloof serial killer father.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/1DkRc1YRBQ

— Time-Warp Cinema (@Timewarp_Cinema) September 7, 2014

Socially awkward geek steals twins' website idea. Twins go to Henley, lose. Twins go to court, lose. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Iain Weir (@shutteritch) September 7, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow misses a train and doesn't. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jordan Millar (Taylor’s Version) (@jordanmillar) September 7, 2014

A bunch of weirdos with light sabers do a pretty good job of impersonating my nephews. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike MacAdam (@Mike_MacAdam) September 7, 2014

Shia Labeouf is unwatchable. Again. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cole Haddon (@colehaddon) September 7, 2014

Frodo decides to put a ring on it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew Martin Hogsten (@Andrew_Hogsten) September 7, 2014

Boy loses his beloved sled. Never gets over it. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cole Haddon (@colehaddon) September 7, 2014

Vending machine transforms child into Tom Hanks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kyle Wrather (@kylewrather) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A family of butchers down on their luck find new game.

— Barbara Crampton (@barbaracrampton) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Patrick Swayze is invisible. Can only talk to Whoopie Goldberg

— Ɇ ⱤØ฿ɆⱤØ (@Axellent33) September 7, 2014

Night watchman claims museum exhibits come to life at night. Surprisingly no drug test is ordered. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Amber Christine (@MyShelfAndI) September 7, 2014

Tom Hanks has AIDS in Philly. #explainafilmplotbadly

— RabbiJason (@RabbiJason) September 7, 2014

Tom Hanks shoehorns his way into every major U.S. event from 1955-1990 #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phil B (@thephilipbrown) September 7, 2014

Terminator — See @SwiftOnSecurity. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Travis Goodspeed (@travisgoodspeed) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Young man and twin sister fight their delinquent dad with hard flashlight-like things then blow up fake planet.

— Kevin Delaney (@yintercept) September 7, 2014

Something something something dark side#StarWars #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LiberalLibrarian (@randomfandom88) September 7, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio tries really hard to get an Oscar. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— meep (@_astrobeetch) September 7, 2014