#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Tits.
Murders.
Sheriff Jerry Lawler.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— mark supports bodily autonomy (@justastupidmark) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly These Ducks win at Ice Hockey and they are coached by charlie sheen's brother

— Joey (@Joseph_Sterio) September 6, 2014

Man tries to murder baby, but the child survives. Man seeks revenge on the child for the loss of his nose. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— sydnie (@eeleindys) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jeff Goldblum destroys aliens with a usb stick

— Adam J. Ashford (@AdamJohnAshford) September 6, 2014

@ianhmg Bruce Willis plays a ghost #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stephen Baker (@StephenJBaker) September 6, 2014

The Philip K Dick story is better. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— AlbertRedman (@AlbertRedman) September 6, 2014

Disgraced DR. with something to prove sets out on city-wide terror against one-armed men #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lou Christofferson (@Lou_Stoffa) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Amish bowling phenom isn't such a phenom. Bad hair, missing hand, and bad tattoo utilized to save farm.

— Gwenhwyfar – Expendable (@themockedturtle) September 6, 2014

in the end you find out it was actually @KevinSpacey #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MOBSTERBISQUE (@mobsterbisque) September 6, 2014

Frankenfurter puts on more eyeliner & hunts for buried treasure with a frog, a rat, and a, uh…whatever. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Skyler (@skylerooo) September 6, 2014

A guy murders guests because his mom told him to. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— BlumboLumbish (@THE_Blumbo) September 6, 2014

Cross-dressing alien shags unsuspecting hero and heroine before being killed in a pool. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mark Hargrave (@Rifkasdad) September 6, 2014

Tom hanks pretends to be slow #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— james gaule (@jamesgaule) September 6, 2014

Zoolander's boys wear red sweat suits #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014

@naghdali پسره از مسافرت اروپا برمیگرده میشه رئیس مافیا #داستان‌یه‌فیلموبدتعریف‌کن #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mohsen (@mohsenissapour) September 6, 2014

Friendly alien stops bald thief from stealing California coastline. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael D Fountain (@mdfount) September 6, 2014

There's this grumpy but kind-hearted guy and a princess. He's green, she isn't – but then she is. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liz Lockhart *ੈ˚*:･ﾟ (@LizLockhart1985) September 6, 2014

Heavy set man uses 7 years of college experience to travel cross country, and save his company by selling auto parts #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chris Annese (@C2theA) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a stuffy FBI agent teams up with a homeless person to bring down a drug lord because her brothers a junkie

— Loonface (@DavidDaDinosaur) September 6, 2014

Ingrid Bergman almost ruins a beautiful friendship. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Helen Kennedy (@HelenKennedy) September 6, 2014

An assassin & a 12 year old girl kinda seem like they want to do each other but they have to kill Gary Oldman instead #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim (formerly from First Time Watchers) (@1sttimewatchers) September 6, 2014

A film documenting the one & only time the feds gave a shit about people dying on the rez #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/Yq22VRBwJx

— Taté Walker (@WalkerImagining) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Leo Dicaprio forgets his life jacket

— funny canada (@CanadaFunny) September 6, 2014

Middle-aged woman named Marla has best sex she's had since grade school. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lou Christofferson (@Lou_Stoffa) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A bus going fast.

— Dolly (@Seasidedolly) September 6, 2014

A bunch of black kids play football with a bunch of white kids and they collectively beat teams of only white kids #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kyle Good (@kylejgood) September 6, 2014

Teenager is bullied at school so old Jap guy who catches flies with chopsticks makes him paint a fence and wax a car #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Shame / Coach Trip (@CoachTripsTwita) September 6, 2014

We all live in a computer #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— james gaule (@jamesgaule) September 6, 2014

Matthew McConaughey pretty much admits to being a pedophile and is still the coolest person in town. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Josh Johnson (@JoshtheSandwich) September 6, 2014

Young man runs away after his guardians are killed and goes on to help escaped prisoner bomb government facility. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kelli (@kelli217) September 6, 2014

Aimless teen dates, loses girl, stalks with boombox. When her dad goes to jail for embezzling, they leave continent. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TimNekritz (@TimNekritz) September 6, 2014

Bowling enthusiasts appartmentis defiled, leads him to hook up with wealthy socialite #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jard (@JaredOfLondon) September 6, 2014

Tom Hanks goes on a foolish mission with a squad to save ONE GUY #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Maple Anglican (@MapleAnglican) September 6, 2014

kirsten dunst gets naked then EVERYBODY dies.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Professor Zeitgeist (@Prof_Zeitgeist) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly jerry lawler piledrives jim carrey whos a comedian http://t.co/hvjv2BkJZt

— Good ol'Irish boy (@timvicious) September 6, 2014

@Captain_Revo @Astropost some bloke whos brothers died needed to be found they found him and shot lots of enemy #explainafilmplotbadly #spr

— RoyJones-of-Andover (@royjones78) September 6, 2014

Guys in bowler hats drink milk and kill people in a world filled with sexual innuendos and Beethoven classics. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Beelzebxbe. (@brrritters) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A teenage girl struggles to choose between a path of Bestiality or Necrophilia. pic.twitter.com/ov9K79yX3V

— Joelio (@JoelioMansell) September 6, 2014

Some snakes are on a plane. Samuel L Jackson is unhappy about it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Martin S Dixon is commission-able. (@BunnySuicida) September 6, 2014

Guy fights a robot, then pauses to have sex with his boss' mother. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jarrod Kopp (@jarrodkopp) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly James Garner tells Gena Rowlands a story about how Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams fall in love in the 1940s.

— Danny Boy (@351Ways2GoFast) September 6, 2014

An asteroid is gonna hit earth. An oil drilling yank stops it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bex (@DaBexsterrrrr) September 6, 2014

A cursed white teenager sometimes is a van-surfing dog and now the white teenager can dunk (when he's a dog) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Post Bologna (@Davethulu) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A man with a good palate helps a new fed find a transvestite that makes his own clothing.

— (@ThisPhillyFan) September 6, 2014

White Californian goes back in time and popularizes rock music, usurping the role of African-Americans in its rise. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dylan Wilbanks, now at @dylanw@xoxo.zone (@dylanw) September 6, 2014

So there's this girl…. Well, you *think* it's a girl #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cromerty Voice Over Artist (@Cromerty) September 6, 2014

Nazis are defeated by a more rousing national anthem. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/cJ8M1ZA5aE

— Paul McGrane (@pmcg) September 6, 2014

British Secret Service Agent has sex w/ many women, drives flashy cars, scuba dives & kills bad guys. #explainafilmplotbadly #allbondmovies

— Pat DaBiere (@patdabiere) September 6, 2014

Irresponsible grandfather traps his grandkids on an island with prehistoric monsters and Jeff Goldblum #explainafilmplotbadly

— Mikki (@MikkiJoRingTail) September 6, 2014

@pmarca Man dressed all in black who sneaks around in shadows & speaks with a creepy voice is actually the good guy #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— James Clark ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@mr_james_c) September 6, 2014