#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

George Clooney and Sandra Bullock are astronauts who wreck their spaceship. Hilarity ensues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marco Rogers (@polotek) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise runs no where for 87 minutes straight. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mackenzie (@Mackenzies_Mind) September 6, 2014

A loser nerd is bitten by a stupid spider and designs a suit that's six sizes too small for him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mackenzie (@Mackenzies_Mind) September 6, 2014

Two old guys try to fuck Ann Margret for 2 hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) September 6, 2014

Nerdy dude goes to prison after his wife and her lover are found dead. Also Morgan Freeman.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mabs Makes Stuff ٩(^ᴗ^)۶ (@Dammit__Woman) September 6, 2014

Monkeys with weapons rebuild society #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014

Blind Serpico tangoes and yells whoo-ah #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014

Aliens attack, president lady from Battlestar Galactica dies, Will Smith saves the world. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Amy Schloerb (@AmySchloerb) September 6, 2014

Demonic possession is a real head spinner #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— llamaranch (@llamaranch) September 6, 2014

Prince Valiant haircut guy flips coins. Josh Brolin bleeds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Bryan Behar (@bryanbehar) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bilbo gives Elijah Wood some jewelry and he's so creeped out by it he throws it in a volcano. Oh and Rudy's in it

— Todd Craig (@tcdude800) September 6, 2014

A bunch of bitchy teenagers act like bitchy teenagers. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #meangirls

— Laurice Fattal (@LauriceF) September 6, 2014

I can't think of anything cause I want to read all the funny hashtags.
#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— o (@Juicedog23) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Guy delivers pizza to a girl. Camera man eats the entire pizza.

— zomat pls care (@PsuedoSadist) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/HEmjLERgJb

— Dave Turner (@mrdaveturner) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A carpenter claims to have supernatural powers but comes unstuck when some Italians nail him to some planks.

— Vicious Noodles (@ViciousNoodles) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly theres this cool magic ring and some bad guy really wants it.

— Leo (@PapaDiazz) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Shark just doing what sharks do; gets blown up by vindictive fishermen.

— Sean T at RCP (@SeanTrende) September 6, 2014

A girl called Bella can't decide between necrophilia and bestiality. #Explainafilmplotbadly

— NobbyNobody (@PhiIIipBlackman) September 6, 2014

Billionaire puts on a cape, refuses to clear his throat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brook Pridemorgue (@Brookpridemore) September 6, 2014

Classic. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zSczbaQFnh

— clonoa the breeze (@rari_teh) October 10, 2014

Brain-damaged woman murders govt drug test subjects, so angry war vet can leak their story. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/ep8QaD8UU6

— Bad Horse (@cstshalifax) September 6, 2014

Kate Winslet gets her tits out, ship crashes into massive ice cube, everyone probably dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— United Religion (@Unitedology) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Miserable girl takes five movies to decide if she prefers necrophilia or bestiality.

— Lazarus (@DJLazarus) September 6, 2014

White man tries to fix Arab problems. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/avPAMtv4jF

— Faisal (@EyesWOutAFais) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly C SeaWorld #Blackfish "review". SW just doesn't get captivity's a problem. @Voice_OT_Orcas @TheOrcaProject @OrcaSOS

— Deborough Blalock (@readanddogood) September 6, 2014

Man saves world using shield made of unique metal. Nobody asks where metal came from. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #bitter pic.twitter.com/G0WAglOtOK

— We Are Wakanda (@WeAreWakanda) September 6, 2014

Family forgets their bratty child. Robbers don't die from blunt force trauma. CPS is not called. Merry Christmas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kacey Kasem (@thekaceykasem) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly man goes on ship, man loves a girl, paints her naked, ship sinks, man dies. #boatsandhoes

— Will (@winmannn14) September 6, 2014

Man creates alter ego and punches himself in the face a lot #explainafilmplotbadly

— Citizen Sane (@citizen_sane) September 6, 2014

A chimney sweep and a singing alien disguised as a Nanny groom 2 rich kids before abandoning them #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alex Mills | composer (@alexjosephmills) September 6, 2014

Nicolas Cage punches a chick in the face and steals her bear costume and then yells about bees. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Christina Seuser (@Keroppi20) September 6, 2014

Athletes from a tropical island go to the Winter Olympics. Nobody thinks they can win. (They don't win.) #explainafilmplotbadly

— Eva Mae (@okevamae) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly They race with a Volkswagen Beetle that's possessed.

— Vilified Ostracized (@brakinggnus) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Fish gets lost, fish gets found

— Aaaahron (@AaaahRon) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Snow White's a whiny'badass & the movie expects us to believe Kristen Stewart's more attractive than Charlize Theron.

— Mica Blackwell (@micablackers) September 7, 2014

Rich girl allows poor dude to freeze to death after boat snaps in half and sinks. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #TheTitanic

— Tyler Pendleton (@TylerPendleton6) September 7, 2014

Movie about two universes that hasn't been made yet but is currently a blockbuster in an alternate universe. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FringeMovie (@FringeMovie) September 7, 2014

Bunch of ninjas who get together to save town die. Film remade with cowboys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Kelly Morton (@AdamKellyMorton) September 7, 2014

A man just wants to make music and eat confections, but his wife be trippin'. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/oMh2LyWp5b

— Thor: NIGnarok (@hosienation) September 6, 2014

President denies amnesty to undocumented aliens who ruined White House putting green. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/A4zOiiqkWx

— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) September 6, 2014

African American and Chinese police officers embody every stereotype imaginable. Trilogy. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— NativeSon (@adamec87) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Bruce Banner has some anger management issues. Hilarity ensues…

— Superman (@SupermanTweets) September 6, 2014

Its a film where there are snakes….on a plane. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Anthony Emmerling (@AnthonyEmmz) September 6, 2014

2 ppl exhibit romantic and/or sexual interest in one another in contrast to societal or interpersonal expectations. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— VaginoplASCII (@nataliereed84) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Girl goes into tornado and murders a couple of women after befriending a bag of hay, a tin can and a scaredy cat.

— Bitchy Waiter (@bitchywaiter) September 6, 2014

Best synopsis of The Wizard of Oz ever written (by columnist Rick Polito): http://t.co/NddbmWiBeC via #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”

— Keswick boot co (@keswickbootco) September 15, 2014

A heartwarming tale of a boy and his car. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/3s29Jz4PdX

— J. S. Bailey (@jsbailey_author) September 9, 2014

Upper class misogynist undertakes a social experiment #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/mHpKJ0LzS7

— Liz Harris (@allocatur) September 8, 2014

Scientist resurrects dinosaurs, IT ruins everything. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Xanni @BLFC️‍️ (@xannitheblue) September 8, 2014