#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

Two best friends, killed a bird, found a suitcase, got lost, pee'd on each other, fell in love, spent lots of money. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric L. Barnes ️ (@ericlbarnes) September 8, 2014

Tom Hanks talks to himself for 2+ hours. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ethan Shorey (@TheStoryShorey) September 8, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly colin farrel spends a long time on a public telephone.

— Adam Chamberlain (@lankyadz) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Billionaire attempts to avenge murdered, billionaire parents.

— Paul Telfer (@PaulTelfer) September 8, 2014

Coming of age film about a father's death & uncle's sexual assault of a boy's mother & cousins #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/AWo0N9sec9

— Kevin Dublin (@parteverything) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly She's mad

— SWIM (@SWIM__1) September 8, 2014

A lot of dinosaurs on an island with Colonel Sanders. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elijah Austin (@elijahjaustin) September 8, 2014

A man overcomes triad gangs and his own disbelief of ancient Chinese mysticism in order to recover his truck. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— David Brady (@dbrady) September 8, 2014

Socialist in green tights lives in forest with drunken priest and band of gay followers harassing fill-in sheriff #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— schuyler kropf (@skropf47) September 8, 2014

Winter blues. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/MVeO0DBKMX

— John McCaffrey (@jamccaffrey) September 8, 2014

Two men try to rob and murder an eight year old whose family went on vacation without him. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew (@andrewvakas) September 8, 2014

Volleyball survives plane crash on deserted island, only to be enslaved, mistreated & smeared with its captor's blood#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Graham Greer (@grahamgreer) September 8, 2014

the king is a llama and he changes his mind about where he wants to build his swimming pool #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— pigeon (@wytchwoods) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly child psychologist finds out he was bruce willis the whole time

— miley cyprus (@datboinick92) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Michael Cera is awkward but gets laid anyway. (This applies to pretty much every Michael Cera movie)

— Ally (@allymarie93) September 7, 2014

Young man says that he's "The King of the World" to impress a girl. This turns out to be a lie, she lets him drown.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marcus D Woolcott (@Gyropitus) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Kid luckily stumbles across the only vegan wolves, bear and panther in the jungle. http://t.co/RWf9AyDHJR #disney

— Lewis Malka (@lewismalka) September 7, 2014

Women finds out husband cross dresses as elderly woman and looks after own children #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Leigh Stanford (@LeighFStanford) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Channing Tatum takes his clothes off, some people talk, some things happen, Channing Tatum takes his clothes off.

— Becky Marshall (@BexxM) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly who let keanu reeves be a samurai

— kelpy (@undreamed) September 7, 2014

Men drive cars, blow things up, save the day. Women willingly undress, have clothes ripped off, are already naked. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Catrin (@catrincooper) September 7, 2014

Farm girl learns shoes are the most important accessory. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Scott Corlett (@scottcorlett) September 7, 2014

There's snakes on a plane.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Courtney Chiellini (@cheesybiscuit_) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly club with fighting we can't talk about it

— DWΞΞB (@Tankgunner007) September 7, 2014

Colin Farrell finds the last phone both on the planet and stands in it for 90 minutes. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 7, 2014

Girl has really long hair, wants to see floating lanterns and ends up marrying a criminal #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sarah Shaw (@saarahshaw) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Han Solo steals the Ten Commandments from Hitler.

— Chris Carfizzi (@ChrisCarfizzi) September 7, 2014

After #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly lets start #ExplainAMemeBadly #Gamergate: insulted AAA fans can't decide who they hate more: women or critics

— Christina (@cwodtke) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Oriental man trains wimpy boy in karate by making the boy his slave so the boy can win plastic trophy.

— l'Étoile Lilith (@LilyFromEden) September 7, 2014

Futuristic Pocahontas except the natives are blue #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— laura (@LauraMcCauleyy) September 7, 2014

Clint Eastwood gives his nice car to his Asian neighbor after getting shot about a million times #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— em (@abadrightknee) September 7, 2014

Childish men avoid a Manslaughter charge & ultimately get to buddy's wedding. The fat one gets a toothless blow job#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hollapeño (@MiniiG) September 7, 2014

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— Ian Power (@IHPower) September 7, 2014

Jessie Spano basically flips out for like two hours. You see her have sex too; I wasn't ready for that at the time. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mike Falzone (@MikeFalzone) September 7, 2014

Natalie Portman masturbates and then she dies #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #BlackSwan

— Magic Teddy Bear (@PlatypusWishes) September 7, 2014

Three American drag queens rip off Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, and then get upstaged by Stockard Channing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rob @robwillb.bsky.social (@robwillb) September 7, 2014

Boat load of people take #IceBucketChallenge. Ends badly. Girl floats away. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #Titanic pic.twitter.com/EHsXWwqXeE"

— Papi (@Elyon_XI) September 7, 2014

A friend from the past that you thought was dead shows up with a bionic arm, amnesia and a new emo look. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jay Jayson (@JayJayson111) September 7, 2014

For some reason a woman finds Adam Sandler attractive #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sarah Knowles (@sarahknowlesy) September 7, 2014

One Nazi is not quite as bad as the other Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/4Wem1JRTtW

— Pippin Parker (@PippinParker) September 7, 2014

Shark eats people. in the end shark was killed but there's still a sequel #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— laidee (@assezlaid) September 7, 2014

Extremely versatile actor from Reading is the first man to ever speak bullshit#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Craft Beer Snob (@AntipodeanBloke) September 7, 2014

SRK is just hanging out being SRK and a girl falls for him thinking he has some Syndrome disease. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sam Regrets That She (@vodkya) September 7, 2014

Boy leaves store owner with too many power converters to follow a religious cult leader on a suicide mission #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ᴇʟɪᴀ ᴛᴏᴜᴇxɪ (@EliasToufexis) September 7, 2014

Mentally challenged man runs cross country to re-meet a lady who dies of AIDS #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dylan Marshall (@TheEldico) September 7, 2014

Ein Typ verhaut sich selbst, hunderte andere Typen finden das zum Sterben cool und hauen sich gegenseitig. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Emmi️ (@GrumpyEmmi) September 7, 2014

Born of a distant planet, it's last survivor, destined to punch busses and to wear his underwear outside his trousers #explainafilmplotbadly

— DadsofDestiny (@dadsofdestiny) September 7, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly
Russel Crowe can't sing

— Kumbata (@HeyLookAUnicorn) September 7, 2014

Everybody dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Elias Thompson (@eliasthompson) September 7, 2014

Mildly retarded Southerner annoys African American nurse with his life story at bus stop. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Chad Darnell (@ChadDarnell) September 7, 2014