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The Matrix: A group of misfits swallow mysterious colored pills and jump off of various buildings. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Spider-Bear (@McCaskeySucks) January 17, 2022
Boy wizard orphan leaves home and has magical adventures with two friends. pic.twitter.com/LpFwAiozuy
— Rob the Horse (@RobOliver440) January 17, 2022
The tale of teenage girl’s life changing decision whether to indulge her fetish for necrophilia or bestiality. #DescribeAMovieBadly #Twilight
— Chris Griffy (@cgriffywrites) January 17, 2022
Sexpest kills poorly trained henchmen#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/61ZV5MqJAp
— JoblessJim (@Jobless_Jim) January 17, 2022
Tenet: Action and confusion reversed; Denzel’s son steals white woman; she gets shot, more reversals, Team Edward is not a vampire but helps save the day. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— starvingpoet (@wyze78) January 17, 2022
#DescribeAMovieBadly Spiderman No Way Home: pic.twitter.com/JOfibGyLl2
— SeaB Unwicked (@SeaB_Unwicked) January 17, 2022
Encanto: emo girl gets revenge on her family for ostracizing her for years by destroying her childhood home, forcing them (and her) to live on the street #DescribeAMovieBadly
— CarnageDad117 (@gntlmnamngschlr) January 17, 2022
Ghostbusters: A black guy and 3 white guys get covered in marshmallow fluff #DescribeAMovieBadly
— SwedishPhish ️ (@CharlieTrygg) January 17, 2022
#DescribeAMovieBadly Alice in Wonderland: Young woman literally and figuratively goes down a rabbit hole
— lady.pickles (@Cocobambas) January 17, 2022
Terrible people kill a guy over a shoeshine. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/pzAFsqjKHc
— C 2 C (@finetoothcombs) January 17, 2022
Final Destination: Death has one of those days.
#DescribeAMovieBadly— Rob the Horse (@RobOliver440) January 17, 2022
Citizen Kane: a guy hallucinates about childhood toy for what feels like longer than all 3 of the Godfather movies. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Emily Marsh (@emarsh000) January 17, 2022
Spider-Man No Way Home: Kid from Queens has his secret exposed, fights multiple universes so that a wizard can make everyone forget #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Konrad Konopko (@JawnKonzo) January 17, 2022
John Wick: assassin’s wife dies; douchebags kill his dog and steal his car; Neo the boogeyman then headshots the entire Russian mob. Car still totaled. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— starvingpoet (@wyze78) January 17, 2022
Death. Destruction. And bony limbs.#SlenderMan#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Olivia F. (@MsBabyGotBack) January 17, 2022
Top Gun 2: It’s coming. It’s really coming, trust us. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Shawn Hinnant (@Shawnerrific) January 17, 2022
Encanto: No one talks about Bruno until it’s time to talk about Bruno. #DescribeAMovieBadly https://t.co/V6VteahEZa
— Belal Jaber (@MrBelal) January 17, 2022
Bourne Identity: Bond on the super soldier serum but can’t remember; gonna kill anyone trying follow him until he gets 1/8 the answers. Needs sequels. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— starvingpoet (@wyze78) January 17, 2022
The Power of the Dog: A tough cowboy’s castration technique facilitates the perfect alibi for his murder. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— The Eloquent in the Room (@the_rose_cooper) January 17, 2022
Do The Right Thing: 90s racism Italians vs Blacks; More mozz on the pizza and put some brothers on the wall; Police brutality leads to riot, wait 2000s racism? #DescribeAMovieBadly
— starvingpoet (@wyze78) January 17, 2022
Spider Man 2: Boo Hoo, I’m Spider Man and nobody likes me, boo hoo (for 2 hours)
#DescribeAMovieBadly— Florida Trucker Frank (@FlaTruckerFrank) January 17, 2022
Harry Potter 1: Kid with family issues teams up with friends at magic school, causes teacher to disintegrate and the ghost of parent’s murder to fly away. Also, negligent headmaster let’s child deal with these problems instead of him. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— hill_hens (@hill_hens) January 17, 2022
This piece of shit refuses to die #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/8KYPGGc88i
— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 17, 2022
Puff Puff Pass: pretty obvious and @jimmyfallon can’t keep me out of prison. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— starvingpoet (@wyze78) January 17, 2022
Friday – it’s not Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday, but it is get fired on your day off! #DescribeAMovieBadly
— PH (@flipdskript) January 17, 2022
Singing can beat Nazis. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/78wbwDYsOS
— C 2 C (@finetoothcombs) January 17, 2022
Baby, we should have dinner at the #rooftoplounge in Laguna Beach after the big #AZvsLAR game and u can be my @MichelleObama
as i show your lips an outpouring of love
#MLKDay#MartinLutherKingDay#DescribeAMovieBadly#MartinLutherKingJr #RedSea— Preston Thymes (@PrestonThymesAZ) January 17, 2022
#DescribeAMovieBadly speed: a bus is not allowed to stop
— lil pep (@LifeOfDi87) January 17, 2022
Woman reminisces about her time on a farm
#DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/TPhaELbKjI
— Carole_Oh (@Carole_Oh) January 17, 2022
Forrest Gump: Rain Man’s son who’s a momma’s boy; does everything possible on the planet; something bout a box of chocolate; love of his life doesn’t reciprocate til she’s dying with AIDS. Smh. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— starvingpoet (@wyze78) January 17, 2022
Mel Brooks hilariously mocks an overrated garbage movie franchise. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/80DbxaiKOb
— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 17, 2022
#DescribeAMovieBadly
British witch gets side gig babysitting. pic.twitter.com/z2FkM10CTj— DeeJayCorona (@DJCerveza21) January 17, 2022
Kid uses time machine to predict porn trends 70 years early. #describeamoviebadly pic.twitter.com/sCtLm1IQQd
— Rob the Horse (@RobOliver440) January 17, 2022
#DescribeAMovieBadly
A shark made a cameo when music started playing.— unSettled_/ (@huntgbj) January 17, 2022
Uncle Billy gets away with embezzlement. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/0USKZVuNTZ
— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 17, 2022
Ray: Jaime Foxx crushes role as Ray Charles plays the hell outta the piano & women then reminds y’all he’s not Stevie Wonder. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— starvingpoet (@wyze78) January 17, 2022
Weekend at Bernie’s: dead guy hosts a few college kids to party at his beach house for the weekend #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Scott Kramer, PT, DPT (@skramer0223) January 17, 2022
Bridge To Terabithia: Boy doesn’t invite a Girl to a museum and she ends up drowning #DescribeAMovieBadly
— RJ Conti (@libertyhoffman) January 17, 2022
Comedian makes a joke and guy laughs #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/s3PbQLrJWN
— Angel Valdovinos (@AngelVa98821060) January 17, 2022
#DescribeAMovieBadly “Jaws”: Families take their kids to the beach to feed the fish.
— D’Jorts Djarin (@BradWorkman13) January 17, 2022
An intellectual debate breaks out at The White House. #DescribeAMovieBadly pic.twitter.com/x5XctXbtZQ
— Snoop Joshy Josh (@JoshMarino420) January 17, 2022
Ali: Will Smith crushes role as Muhammad Ali; beats boxers up and reminds y’all he’s not Mike Tyson. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— starvingpoet (@wyze78) January 17, 2022
#DescribeAMovieBadly
The hobbit was ACCULLY about a ring that a curly hair historian found and used to conceal everything he touched by sliding it up and down he middle fingy, while on dat journey he debated on how to slaughter his elders but cam 2 the conclusion” I no habbit “— Faith Kerr（〜^∇^)〜 (@xosw33tmelodyxo) January 17, 2022
#DescribeAMovieBadly Goth Kids manipulate new girl because they don’t like the popular girls pic.twitter.com/97d154vPHD
— Metroplex Boomin (@soundwave803) January 17, 2022
Beauty and the Beast : Stockholm Syndrome works #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Bagawan Soenarjono (@BSoenarjono) January 17, 2022
Thankskilling: where a homicidal turkey is reincarnated from an ancient Native Indian burial ground to kill kids because it’s been 500 years since the last time.#DescribeAMovieBadly
— Crumb Bums (@Crumbbums) January 17, 2022
I wish people would include the movies, because on like 43% of these I am stumped.. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— The Mathmagician (@Mathmagician101) January 17, 2022
Camp rock:a bunch of singing teens who are caught up in drama at camp. Which turns into a “friendly” competition. #DescribeAMovieBadly
— _hea.ther._ (@BeafriendMiller) January 17, 2022
A wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left Physically disabled, in a twist the son is kidnapped and the father has to track and chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman
#DescribeAMovieBadly— Elongated Muskrat no blue tick (@floydy3663) January 17, 2022
robbing a diner goes bad with a major flashback, pulp fiction #DescribeAMovieBadly
— Simon van Maurik (@simonvanmaurik) January 17, 2022
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