#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

2 cowboys fall in love and fuck each other in the ass. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Hudson (@bruuuuuuhhhhhhh) September 6, 2014

Chick shows her no-no parts and the cops interrogating her get excited and forget she’s a murderer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— tbp (@TeaBeaPea) September 6, 2014

A village of small teddy bears beat back a massive and well-armed Imperial army from space using only rocks and logs. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Andrew (@AndrewCrow) September 6, 2014

It’s like you get the smurfs, put them on a stretching rack and give them weapons. They become pagan and die #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) September 6, 2014

Guy delivers pizza. Looks tense. Gets laid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— La La La Logan (@logandecker) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly They all die (Hunger Games)

— lton (@rocktmn) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly girl dies, girl becomes ghost, girl haunts sorority house and all it’s residents forever

— Linda (@Linda_1851) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some blokes do a thing mate

— The Meowth of Sauron (@Hestmord) September 6, 2014

Boy saves the galaxy by convincing estranged father to quit his job. Dad kills jerk boss. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/PfVJJLH1J1

— Guy M Williams (@guymwilliams) September 6, 2014

Borderline alcoholic/rapist British spy rumbles plans of various evil foreigners #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamo (@Jamo_McG_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A black race horse wins a race.

— Glorious Alliance (@GloriousAllianc) September 6, 2014

Cowboy Don Knotts has Parkinson’s.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Gabby Hayes (@RealGabbyHayes) September 6, 2014

Aliens want the planet but we’re not cool with it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eleni Vassas (@elenivtv) September 6, 2014

Old man makes kid do all his housework in exchange for teaching him how to beat people up #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/cGOdUQfx2o

— Time-Warp Cinema (@Timewarp_Cinema) September 6, 2014

Kids harass a family, unchain a deformed, disabled man and take him on a treasure hunt. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jason Kisor (@jasonkisor) September 6, 2014

Motel owner really loves his mother#ExplainAMoviePlotBadly

— sjsays (@OliveStuff) September 6, 2014

A boy kidnaps four children while their parents are at the opera.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— crappystuffforjerks (@somecleverthing) September 6, 2014

Man makes hole in wall, stands in the rain and waits for Morgan Freeman on a beach. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/mbtwkA6n9I

— George Dunne (@light_raking) September 6, 2014

Two cops go undercover to bust a high school drug ring and no one notices the cops are in their 30’s #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— LoriG (@passthepinot) September 6, 2014

An FBI agent chats up a cannibal about lambs & a man tucks penis between his legs to make a lady in a well moisturize #explainafilmplotbadly

— Kim (@Kim_pulsive) September 6, 2014

There’s a dozen dudes on jury service and they’re not happy.#explainafilmplotbadly

— Greg Bird (@GregSaysThings) September 6, 2014

Dude with funny accent yells “Freedom” a few times so they pull out his intestines on stage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Soapbox Liberal (@GPappalardo) September 6, 2014

Spoiled only child of rich & famous single mother wants attention and REALLY hates pea soup. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jackie Beat (@JACKIEBEAT) September 6, 2014

Some hobbits realise it would have been easier to travel the whole way by eagle #explainafilmplotbadly

— Paul (@MrPStew) September 6, 2014

Little girl misbehaves a lot, so she has to talk to a priest.
The Exorcist#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Missy Baker (@TheMissyBaker) September 6, 2014

Considered by many to be the finest film ever made, this dude loses his car. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mitch Wertlieb (@mwertlieb) September 6, 2014

People fall asleep. Crazy guy kills them in their dreams. They die in real life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Stevewetzel (@Stevewetz) September 6, 2014

Nick Fury is vexed by serpents while flying coach.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— The Intolerant Left Upside Yo Head (@WeedyMcSmokey) September 6, 2014

Woman tells man she’ll never let go, lies. #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/05hlsMb3Ys

— Matt Sibson (@MattSibson) September 6, 2014

A rich girl gets on a boat..meets a poor boy…they fanny about a bit and fall in love..boat sinks..shame #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ️Shell️ (@danapond42) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Will Smith’s kid whines a lot.

— EXTREMELY SIOUX CITY GUY (@reallycooljohn) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Giant fucking dude breaks into a house, tells boy heis wizard, restof family is flipping shit, boy kills guyin turban

— The Bones are Their Money (@GeeseWtherspoon) September 6, 2014

#PutPutinAwayFromUkraine #PutPutinaWayFromUkraine #RIPNannyS #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #WhoIsMyro #UnCumbieroSabeQue #problempewds

— pysucux tekaryjo (@94Coco4ka) September 6, 2014

Woman puts on accent and raids tomb #explainafilmplotbadly

— TM (@newsfondue) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Woman burns down own theatre for the insurance, accidentally kills Hitler

— Ryan (@ryanlienesch) September 6, 2014

Little boy shoots his “best friend” in the head. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #OldYeller

— Adam Aucoin (@AdamCAucoin) September 6, 2014

Guy turns into a robot to save Detroit #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sam Richardson (@SamRichardson) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A dude in Denmark loves his mother, hallucinates, talks to a skull named Yorick, kills his stepdad & everybody dies.

— Myandra’s Mesmeric Wicked Graceless Lady (@naughtywriter2) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Augustus dies.

— misty (@dylanselfies) September 6, 2014

I’m pretty sure #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly would be funny if the movies didn’t already do this

— Ghostmode (@ghostmodePDX) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Ralph Fiennes who works at a hotel fucks a lot of old ladies and get punched in the nose often

— FEMME & THEM (@femmepizza) September 6, 2014

A big boat sinks slowly.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— It’s Just Jenn (@JennJacques) September 6, 2014

А еще варианты? http://t.co/33ImH3KWF9 #problempewds #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Валентин Бог (@749494) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

teenage spider loses girlfriend after fighting a lightning bolt and a green guy

— Intern Girl (@avengers_intern) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
True Grit is the story of a reluctant hero, a curmudgeon, a lush, who uses whiskey to get sh*t done.

— WhiskeyDisks (@WhiskeyDisks) September 6, 2014

sure you don’t mean Belgium? RT @AthertonKD: Hitmen on vacation in the Netherlands wait around for their turn to die #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Steve Saideman (@smsaideman) September 6, 2014

Snakes on a plane #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jonathan Blake (@jblakemn) September 6, 2014

Tom Cruise is a soulless recluse who sucks the life from all who come near. He’s also in this movie about a vampire. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— rick polito #amquerying #TBI (@thatpolitoguy) September 6, 2014

Nine fellows don’t realize they could just ask eagles to take them to volcano to dispose of jewelry #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Thomas Robitaille (@astrofrog) September 6, 2014

Two high schoolers want to get drunk. One of them compulsively draws dicks, and the other can sing “These Eyes”. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Liz W (@lizloveslit) September 6, 2014