#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

City gets in the way of giant lizard migration #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kyle Bottom (@Kylesbottom) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly He was all like (makes wah wah sounds) then there was this explosion (kaboom) then starfighter things come back & the

— Fully Immunized Sally (@KittenWritten) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly someone else runs the dril account now

— Male Wife (@GayRodney) September 7, 2014

I saw it at Sundance like 10 months ago #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— weston. (@westonplus) September 7, 2014

Five teens get stuck in a library without breakfast. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Brooks Benjamin (@brooksbenjamin) September 7, 2014

A bunch of celebs spend New Year’s Eve making me want to blow up theater….. I didn’t actually see that crap #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mr. Brightside️ (@Will3K85) September 7, 2014

Colorado hedge maze designer a little TOO good at his job. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dennis Sarlo (@dennissarlo) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly there’s a mouse and he wants to be a chef so he takes control of a dork to make a mean guy cry

— millie | follow me on cohost and tumblr (@Diddgery) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Drive: Ryan Gosling doesn’t talk much, kills some people and then spends 15 minutes driving away in slow motion

— Jack Crowley (@JackCrowley96) September 7, 2014

Socially inept college student creates social network. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Danny Gomez (@danMIA) September 7, 2014

It doesn’t show any water or animals #explainafilmplotbadly

— Roger Smith (@RogerSmith0909) September 7, 2014

Guy goes to Long Island and meets in-laws. I forget the rest, they made a sequel. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— DCF (@DrunkCuseFan) September 7, 2014

Tom hanks boats straight toward pirates. African guy is captain now #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Michael Rupert (@mikiebeats) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Interspecies love story. Girl gets guy via plastic surgery, looking pretty, not talking. Jamaican crustacean sidekick

— Waka 和歌 (@W_T_Brown) September 7, 2014

A man sets his breasts on fire, throws things at Pierce Brosnan, and his son sees him peeing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kirri (@matineeidyll) September 6, 2014

A man buys luggage and meets 3 versions of Meg Ryan #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Think of the Scarlet Pimpernipple (@injest77) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly hollywood’s hottest new director says the n word a lot.

— OK Doomer (@mattcornell) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly same thing but with PLANES

— dr baby annette is a baby after all (@vicroskams) September 6, 2014

She does all of Dallas. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ottawa Uncensored (@OttUncensored) September 6, 2014

Socially awkward teenager ruins the prom for everyone else, and then kills own mother #explainafilmplotbadly

— Chris (but spookier) (@countchrisdo) September 6, 2014

Head spins, soup sprays. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— georgeprops.bsky.social (@scandalprops) September 6, 2014

Mel Gibson hears what women are thinking; shockingly none of them hate Jews. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jon Chattman (@jonchattman) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly toy story

— ЄЯІЅ ЄФ (@DONG_WIZARD) September 6, 2014

Snakes on a Plane (#enoughsaid) #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Adam Noack (@noacktually) September 6, 2014

An animated old man and a boy scout attach balloons to a house and make you cry in front of an audience of children. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nover (@YoungNobler) September 6, 2014

A 6 foot 6 guy who thinks he’s an elf, doesn’t get his first drink until 35 #explainafilmplotbadly

— Shannon Cantan (@BangMyBongo) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly toy story: a cowboy gets jealous of a spaceman so he tries to kill him and they get kidnapped and tortured

— Goth Shaggy Rogers (@crumlingothic_) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly An 80’s metal band rediscovers friendship and fame in Japan.

— brandtmichaeld (@brandtmichaeld) September 6, 2014

Two cowboy best-mates challenge each other to a friendly game of gay chicken #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tori Sum Sum (@VSummms) September 6, 2014

Chick floats around in space sees Clooney’s ghost in her sleep. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nope… (@Happy2beDee) September 6, 2014

There’s a thing on the moon then bad Siri in space then lights then the same thing in his bedroom but he’s old #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #2001

— Edmund Kingsley (@KingsleyEdmund) September 6, 2014

This guy who’s a bit of a lowlife hangs out at the track with Buster Poindexter and has a really good day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Alan Mann (@alanLATG) September 6, 2014

Santa smokes, drinks, & fucks his way thru AZ #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Space Tactician (@Thrawnkill) September 6, 2014

Some guys steal a briefcase, there’s drugs & a pocket watch & a robbery & I give up it’s Pulp Fiction.#Badly #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tim Kurkoski (@tkurkoski) September 6, 2014

Keanu Reeves is computer Jesus #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Julian Marinus (@fooljulian) September 6, 2014

Kids drowns in lake – kills everyone who tries to have fun by a lake. Then kills people in space #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— eric rush (@erush520) September 6, 2014

Julia Roberts biopic about how she became famous. Also starring Richard Gere. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014

Juno:

Wrap it before you tap it#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mars Attacks! (@MarleyMars3) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a man escaped

— Chris Stangl (@RevChrisStangl) September 6, 2014

A psychotic judge decides to fuck with all the funny people who hang out at his country club. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Philly M. Nerd (@PhillyMovieNerd) September 6, 2014

Kid stays home sick. His grandpa helps him appreciate books with kissing.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Movies Silently (@MoviesSilently) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Asshole Germans want to use something so hat guy gets it put in storage.

— Ed Greer (@EdGreerDestroys) September 6, 2014

Over the course of 12 years, a six-year-old becomes an 18-year-old. His parents and sister also age 12 years. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— ALLISON ADATO. (@editgirlnyc) September 6, 2014

Sorority Barbie goes to Harvard and knows a lot about perms #explainafilmplotbadly

— Yvanna Uy (@YvannaRae) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Well.There’s this prossie right.She meets a flash git yeah.He pays her for the wk. Den dey get together like, innit!

— Sonia Rossi (@srossi72) September 6, 2014

Teenager travels back in time to witness his mother get fingerbanged in the parking lot during a high school dance#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Kendrick Ya Mar (@Stecks7) September 6, 2014

She floated in space #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @garethlpowell

— Janelle (@janelle2111) September 6, 2014

Blue people copying Ferngully #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sam LW (@DoubleBerg426) September 6, 2014

Cowboys fart around the campfire #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— TROUSER SNAKE PLISSKEN (@WeepingCheeto) September 6, 2014

young man leaves home to save the universe only to have his hand cut off by his deadbeat dad. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dean Garlick (@dean_garlick) September 6, 2014