#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Old Japanese guy prepares this kid for work in the auto detailing industry

— Scott Parkin (@CaliforniaGravy) September 7, 2014

A professor ditches his students to go loot priceless artifacts from their native lands. Also, Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Rantz A. Hoseley (@MysteryCr8tve) September 6, 2014

Rich, over-entitled orphan beats up clown #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #ExplainAFilmBadly pic.twitter.com/FwSWYL8W9E

— (((Aaron Walker))) (@AaronWorthing) September 6, 2014

The X-Men go back in time to kill Brett Ratner. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mark Meer (@Mark_Meer) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Poor guy meets rich engaged girl, draws her naked, they shag in a car, the boat sinks, he dies, she lives. Film made.

— Ty Treadingly (@TXDP) September 7, 2014

Megan Fox ruins the childhood memories of an entire generation. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Brendan Naranjo (@NaranjoBrain) September 6, 2014

kid gets abducted by aliens and steals stuff#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— peter quill (@actual_starlord) September 6, 2014

George Carlin lends stoners a phone booth to start worst rock band. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J.F. Harris (@TheJFHarris) September 6, 2014

Korean guys who don’t know the difference between a toilet and each other #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/zI3ZLGYGyl

— SUPER JUNIOR ARE THE BEST GROUP EVER FIGHT ME (@HeenimsCat) September 6, 2014

John Hurt dies in childbirth, causing orphaned alien child to lash out at the world #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric J Baker (@PeaceYoImOut) September 6, 2014

A peoples’ desperate attempt to find a new home is thwarted by xenophobic natives. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Kw4aJ51omc

— Zack Stentz (@MuseZack) September 18, 2014

2 gay midgets hike up a volcano. 1 tries to propose but drops the ring in the volcano because he has butterfingers #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jon (@jwdouse) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 16-year-olds have to decide if they want to become adrenaline junkies, farmers, geeks, dicks or stiffs

— Camilla (@TheShailers) September 6, 2014

Johnny Depp has scissors for hands. Things go about as well as you’d expect for such an individual. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dean Burnett (@Garwboy@ohai.social) (@garwboy) September 6, 2014

Stranded tourist secretly invades woman’s home, subverts her kids: is hunted by government. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/eQZtudQJ4j

— Elizabeth Bear (@matociquala) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly There were no cats in this movie.

— Cat Food Breath (@CatFoodBreath) September 8, 2014

Aristocrat parents make peace with son-in-law’s ethnicity after King discovered to be passing #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/4lQ5H0o4Yd

— Gary Younge (@garyyounge) September 17, 2014

A salty sea captain and his mismatched crew are confronted with the desirability of a larger vessel. Also, fishing. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— John Scalzi (@scalzi) September 6, 2014

A businessman loses his briefcase. Two of his friends find it and bring it back. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/9a7vPvlRpC

— Clammy Davis Jr (@DesmondCole) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly attractive young couple acquire a new Gizmo, quickly gets wet and WILD. Followed by a very NSFW sequel

— Neil Cicierega (@neilcic) September 6, 2014

Richard Gere buys a whore#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Tyler Morrison (@tylermorrison1) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly fish gives a fuck about boat size

— Friedrice Nietzsche (@tinynietzsche) September 6, 2014

Racially-diverse group journeys to a volcano to destroy jewelry. ~ @LOTRReactss | #explainafilmplotbadly pic.twitter.com/aNOFx135bp

— Rogue1-the Jeff Faria Project (@PatriotsOfMars) September 11, 2014

Man murders many Germans, escapes justice by freezing self in ice for 70 years. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Moltz (@Moltz) September 6, 2014

Orphaned dick makes dad’s death an excuse to fulfill fantasy of boning 2 hot sisters at once. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/V3TD9Sl4LD

— Imaan Sheikh (@sheikhimaan) September 7, 2014

Pocahontas, but on a different planet. There are also blue people. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Raymond (@raygajitos) September 6, 2014

It takes a terrorist threat to make a bus get anywhere on time in Los Angeles. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Alex Rubalcava (@AlexRubalcava) September 7, 2014

Retard #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/6ubHVcfykw

— RAW-B (@RawXII) September 6, 2014

Former camper Jason goes back to Camp Crystal Lake and meets the new staff. Hijinks ensue. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Anja Keister (@AnjaKeister) September 7, 2014

A boat sinks and a selfish old lady throws away a priceless necklace. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Voo Doo (@voodeaus) September 8, 2014

Ed Norton tries to punch Brad Pitt but only hurts himself. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly a dad searches for his rebellious son with only a mentally disabled lady for help

— jenny (@feather0ars) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Mount Doom’s ring return policy still less excruciating than Zales

— Mister Rogers Trolley Problem (@woodmuffin) September 6, 2014

A brother and sister in a galaxy far, far away kiss. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Jeff Frankel (@frankeljeff) September 8, 2014

A man once ostracized for his disability becomes a town’s most popular hairdresser. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Samantha Smith (@SamSmithTweets) September 15, 2014

@dexbonus #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A midget gets bling from an old guy, and has to break it before this other old dude takes it.

— The Shady Nerd (@ShadyNerd) September 6, 2014

Ben Stiller must destroy everything in Robert DeNiro’s house until he gives him his daughter’s hand in marriage. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Aaron Fullerton is on strike (@AaronFullerton) September 6, 2014

Nerds get pushed around until one of the them dresses up like Darth Vader and rapes a lady, and then they’re heroes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— todd levin (@toddlevin) September 6, 2014

A man wonders where the rest of the Mohicans went to. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— stephanieinabq.bsky.social (@IGotsSmarts) September 7, 2014

Tim Robbins hatches a elaborate plot to go boating in Mexico with Morgan Freeman #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— J.F. Harris (@TheJFHarris) September 6, 2014

Morgan Freeman is an inmate, but he also narrates everything about another guy. Even stuff he really shouldn’t know. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Shane (@Shanehasabeard) September 6, 2014

Two teenagers have pre-marital sex which makes giant boat sink. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Nick Flora (@NickFlora) September 6, 2014

Whiney white people need black truck truck driver from Texas to fly their plane because mystery. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly @ChariotMovie

— Christopher Sabat (@JustChrisSabat) September 8, 2014

Guy has a dream within a dream within a dream while he’s dreaming.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— n2o (@1evilidiot) September 7, 2014

Woman portrayed as asshole with great career who just needs to chill out and let a man show her what really matters. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Charlotte Clymer (@cmclymer) September 6, 2014

The ship captain nominates all passengers for icebucket challenge #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/gwFgN50ull

— fanpage (@CARLashfields) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Troubled rich orphan kid loses it, dresses as a bat, buys fancy gadgets and thinks he’s a superhero like Superman…

— Superman (@SupermanTweets) September 6, 2014

Jimmy Stewart must save a town from the evil clutches of Dick Cheney.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly#p2 pic.twitter.com/eAlIvFHE9i

— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) September 7, 2014

A guy blows his apartment up then beats himself for two hours all because he was spending too much time in IKEA #explainafilmplotbadly

— Paul Compton (@paulcomp) September 6, 2014

A guy hates his brother for being blond, good-looking and inheriting their dad’s hammer. Turns out he’s adopted. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marco Rogers (@polotek) September 6, 2014