#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly a big guy meets his long lost boyfriend who has a metal arm now and oh yeah don’t forget the badass red haired girl

— kyle gubler (@pixeiempire) September 6, 2014

Man is slave for 12 years, then not a slave. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Jamie (@jmblgr) September 6, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Alien with a skin like a scrotum comes down to earth,then his finger goes red&he keeps moaning about using the phone

— Fred (@Freddy_Mash) September 6, 2014

Troubled teen terrorist starts nuclear war with his computer after girlfriend gets bad school grade. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— hackerfantastic.x (@hackerfantastic) September 6, 2014

God makes dinosaurs God kills dinos. God makes man. Man makes dinosaurs. Dinos eat man. Woman inherits the earth. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— freakyclown (@_Freakyclown_) September 6, 2014

white person comes to urban area, tries to enrich black peoples lives, succeeds and is rewarded. #explainafilmplotbadly

— megan. (@alextitner) September 6, 2014

Loads of fellas lie to try & shag Cameron Diaz. She puts one of the fellas cum in her hair. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Ez5vmZrLEJ

— Ste Hoare (@stehoare) September 6, 2014

#explainafilmplotbadly Two feisty women decide to ruin their car by driving it (and themselves) over a big cliff.

— Tim Dill (@Tim_Dill_2703) September 6, 2014

Man flies planes for a living. Goes to good plane school. Gets lessons. Blows up some Russians who also fly planes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dr Kevin Fong (@Kevin_Fong) September 6, 2014

Nobody eats breakfast. Ally Sheedy eats a sandwich. And it’s not a club sandwich. WTF. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/poIzxjxeqc

— AwesomeShit.Ninja (@ASNinjaReviews) September 6, 2014

tornado introduces woman to murder, robot, flying monkeys. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Phonecia Hamhocker (@mazzie) September 6, 2014

Two men have a dick measuring contest. One befriends David Bowie and the other is betrayed. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) September 6, 2014

Julia Roberts dies. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Branden (@TweetsByBranden) September 6, 2014

It’s like Spaceballs but without the jokes. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/TXD5EsGBPw

— Shane Luis (@RerezTV) September 6, 2014

A man sends presents that no one enjoys, gets shot for it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/k5ulKrq4Mn

— Dan Olson (@FoldableHuman) September 6, 2014

Brad Pitt takes his shirt off then hurts his foot. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Serena Markstrom (@MarkstromSerena) September 6, 2014

Truth, tho. “@blaudiablogan: No one at this academy should be a police officer. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly”

— Tessara Dudley (@tessaragdudley) September 6, 2014

Rich old jerk breaks his precious snow globe. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Eric Rogers Says Check Out DRAC! on GoKidGo.com (@EricRogersHere) September 6, 2014

It was all a dream, unless it wasn’t. BRAAAAAAAHMP! #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Sunil Patel (@ghostwritingcow) September 6, 2014

Illegal alien comes to America, gets addicted to junk food and winds up in hospital. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Troll Cat (@2p2TrollCat) September 6, 2014

Bizarre villain races horses, flies a blimp, floods a mine, is Christopher Walken. And there’s a Duran Duran song. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Mx. Amadi Lovelace Has Left This Place (@amaditalks) September 6, 2014

A botanist gets lost on a field trip, goes in to anaphylactic shock and kidnaps children. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/AIs7fEQwgX

— Dennis Detwiller (@drgonzo123) September 25, 2014

“@saladinahmed: A woman finds a new technological innovation irksome. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly http://t.co/dCpi5684Bg”

— David Stevens (@darkestevens) September 19, 2014

Hispanic immigrant working as a driver is killed by unsafe OH&S practices #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/wJE2DOdqGK

— John B (@johnb78) September 14, 2014

Sharon Stone is a struggling novelist who can’t even afford underwear #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Dara O’Kearney (@daraokearney) September 10, 2014

Elderly man enslaved in tiny space is let out to perform magic tricks for homeless guy hoping to marry into money #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Harriet Sinclair (@Sinclair_H) September 9, 2014

This guy is looking for a dolphin, some nfl kicker tucks his weiner, Cannibal Corps plays Hammer Smashed Face in it #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Garbage Person (@trashbagMcGuire) September 9, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Edward Norton repeatedly punches himself and Brad Pitt in the face, saving people the trouble.

— James Garside – journalist, author, travel writer (@jamesgarside_) September 8, 2014

Girl asks cat for directions. Cat is intentionally vague. Cat’s poor advice nearly gets girl beheaded. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Lee Call ️‍ (@callthewriter) September 8, 2014

Nightvision camera films a bedroom everynight. Brief moment of ghostly action at the end. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Tim Grace (@OcularCaviar) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A teenager goes back to the 1950s where he tries his best not to make out with his mom.

— MercuryCDX (@MercuryCDX) September 8, 2014

A guy from Texas has a chain saw, he massacres some people #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Ryan May (@RyanMay1010) September 8, 2014

They fall in love. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Oh Ramona (@AvantGardea) September 8, 2014

Guinan teaches some nuns how to sing and dance. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Improvised Star Trek (@improvstartrek) September 8, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Flying guy disguises himself by wearing glasses.

— Superbike Mike (@hoekstra_mike) September 7, 2014

I have no idea what’s going on but David Bowie is in it for like 20 seconds. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— this is a personal account Owl (@leon_summer) September 7, 2014

A girl is shut in a room for 10 years by her parents & has trouble reintegrating into society #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/Ec6Zniqj26

— Iain Robertson (@iain999) September 7, 2014

The saga of an evil wizard who could have won easily if he used a knife instead of a curse #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— MidoGreen (@SearchmanDS) September 7, 2014

Children win a trip to a chocolate factory and return disfigured. No charges are brought upon the owner.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Marcus D Woolcott (@Gyropitus) September 7, 2014

Guy in William Shatner mask terrorizes promiscuous teenage girls. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Cole Haddon (@colehaddon) September 7, 2014

John McClane spends an uncomfortable amount of time around a small boy. No one notices. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Robo (@robot_hammer) September 7, 2014

@petersimeti Gandalf & Capt. Picard are mutants who fight each other #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly #XMen

— NerdLiterature (@nerdliterature) September 7, 2014

Arnold Schwarzenegger has no idea who he is and pulls this ENORMOUS thing out of his nostril. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Philip Ardagh (@PhilipArdagh) September 7, 2014

DiCaprio and Winslet have a weird, ineffective romance, and I think something happens to a boat. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— scary jerry (@AwkwardHandle) September 7, 2014

A prototype military robot gains artificial intelligence & uses it to watch Travolta movies.#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/MoaM1980Ha

— Jeff Lane (@WriterJeffLane) September 7, 2014

Johnny Depp with scissors for hands gives big haired bimbos a haircut. #explainafilmplotbadly

— Kat (@HHDreamWolf) September 7, 2014

Five short guys and four tall guys do simply walk into Mordor. #lotr #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— megan (@thisismeganyall) September 7, 2014

#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly some Jamaican’s slide down a hill

— Steveo (@sfcsteveo66) September 7, 2014

Jennifer Lopez’ ass runs a business, Matthew McConaughey takes his shirt off. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— (@larynx_lynx) September 7, 2014

Shah Rukh Khan comes up with the most elaborate comeback for vandalism done to his wall by a kid. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly

— Distinguished Gentleman (@krazyfrog) September 7, 2014